Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.20.13

Posted: 20 Aug 2013 11:56 AM PDT

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I swear to God is only a little light because Richard Grieco hasn’t had another art show and not at all because Fish and I spent an hour deciding what type of Thermos this penis was going to be. Yep, this is a real job. Shoot for Read More ...

Hulk Hogan Wants To Be Played By Thor In Biopic

Posted: 20 Aug 2013 11:11 AM PDT

Oh, good, he remembered the Thermos penis. I like where this is going. While everyone may be buzzing about BatGuy vs. Superperson or Iron Man & Friends: Age of Haha! You Still Haven’t Made Justice League, the real talk around Hollywood is the Hulk Hogan biopic which will make Rocky IV look like a Commie Read More ...

There Are Demi Lovato Nude Photos. Yay?

Posted: 20 Aug 2013 10:20 AM PDT

Someone is reportedly trying to sell over 20 nude photos of Demi Lovato in “compromising positions,” according to Radar who apparently talks like Downtown Abbey now: Radar has been unable to verify the breast-baring images are authentic, however the woman in the images has some tell-tale signs suggesting it is indeed the ex-Sonny with a Read More ...

Walter White Used To Do Hemorrhoid Commercials

Posted: 20 Aug 2013 09:29 AM PDT

If you had hemorrhoids in the 1980s, chances are you’re watching Breaking Bad very differently than the rest of us because here’s Bryan Cranston promoting the oxygen action of Preparation H. And if you haven’t realized by now, Bryan Cranston has literally been in everything. If you watch Birth of a Nation, you’ll see him Read More ...

Remember Rebecca Gayheart? She’s In A Bikini

Posted: 20 Aug 2013 08:29 AM PDT

It’s been over four years since Rebecca Gayheart has been on the site, and wow, my writing really hasn’t improved since then. *rereads Elmore Leonard’s life’s work, sobs* Anyway, here she is in a bikini and not murdering a child with her car while tweaked off her face. Which is cool, too, I guess. If Read More ...

We Lost Elmore Leonard (1925 – 2013)

Posted: 20 Aug 2013 07:49 AM PDT

Iconic novelist Elmore Leonard died this morning after complications from a stroke he suffered last month, according to People. He was 87 years old and had released a book as recently as last year, Raylan, based on the Justified character he created. Because chances are if you’ve seen an awesome movie or television show, it Read More ...

Alessandra Ambrosio Made A ‘Weird Science 2′ Parody With Walter Jr. And Creepy Glen

Posted: 20 Aug 2013 06:30 AM PDT

Thanks to a sudden and pressing need for an ultrasound, a few posts got backburner-ed to today (How you doing, Maria?), so here’s Alessandra Ambrosio starring in a Funny or Die parody for Weird Science 2 with Walter Jr. – I’m sorry, “Flynn.” – and Creepy Glen from Mad Men. Who’s not only the son Read More ...

Good Morning, Maria Menounos Wrestling WWE Divas In Hot Pants, And Other News

Posted: 20 Aug 2013 05:30 AM PDT

- Dick Van Dyke crashed his Jaguar, bursting it into flames, and walked the fuck away. In the end, there will only be him. Or still Heather Graham. - Did Gwyneth Paltrow get to hang with Kid President? I rest my case. - There is nothing more satisfying in the world then Read More ...

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