Monday, August 5, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

All Hail Rihanna, Drunken Butt Queen of Barbados!

Posted: 05 Aug 2013 03:35 PM PDT

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year: KADOOMENT DAY! The magical Barbadian festival where Rihanna returns home to soak the entire island with rum, making it ripe for the buttening. So yes, Virginia, it is better than Christmas. Granted, Rihanna skipped it last year, she did spend the entire day in Portofino hosing Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.5.13

Posted: 05 Aug 2013 12:30 PM PDT

Welcome to another huge Monday installment of The Crap We Missed, thanks to a bountiful weekend full of shit like Read More ...

Russell Brand Thought About Other Women While Having Sex With Katy Perry

Posted: 05 Aug 2013 11:39 AM PDT

“Look at ‘is, love, I’m pretending your bum is Kim Kardashian’s. Kim Kardashian. That’s like the Cadillac of bums.” Before a warmup gig for his Messiah Complex tour last week, Russell Brand was talking to the crowd about marriage and basically compared it to being a monk before throwing Katy Perry‘s vagina under the bus. Read More ...

Simon Cowell Ain’t Marrying Shit, Regroups In Mezghan Hussainy’s Vagina

Posted: 05 Aug 2013 10:42 AM PDT

If there was ever one photograph that encompasses what it’s like to date Simon Cowell, it’s this one. “That blowjob was absolutely dreadful. Ohmygod, are you still in the car?” Despite Lauren Silverman telling everyone Simon Cowell’s going to make an honest woman out of her, he has absolutely no plans to, and mostly just Read More ...

This Is The List For The New Batman Already

Posted: 05 Aug 2013 09:23 AM PDT

So forget Tyler Hoechlin. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Warner Bros. is going for a grizzled, older Batman to take on Henry Cavill‘s Superman, and the list is already getting out of control. So here’s everyone already being considered plus some from Lainey Gossip, Batman On Film and my own hopes and dreams. Although, before Read More ...

And Now Back To Isla Fisher With Your Regularly Scheduled Celebrity Panty Flash

Posted: 05 Aug 2013 07:30 AM PDT

If it were up to me, I’d post about nothing but Stephen Hawking‘s cybernetic lust for steeze, but then I’d be broke and have to get a real job that requires pants and human interaction. – *cocks gun* Go ahead. Try and make me. – So here’s Isla Fisher‘s dress blowing up because McDonald’s doesn’t Read More ...

Stephen Hawking Really Wanted A Woman Doctor. He Didn’t Get it.

Posted: 05 Aug 2013 06:00 AM PDT

(I was just going to write a caption, but once this box is open, it really doesn’t want to be shut.) Yesterday, the BBC aired their Doctor Who special which unveiled Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor. More importantly, Stephen Hawking was one of the guests and was asked who he’d like to see for Read More ...

Claudia Romani’s Ass Is Still Phenomenal And Other News

Posted: 05 Aug 2013 04:19 AM PDT

- Behold! The Royal Birth Certificate complete with ridiculous albeit real occupations. - Being a lesbian? That’s so Raven. - She’s Got Legs For Days - Ryan Gosling stripping, anyone? - Wait. That Sharknado shit everyone was talking about was some sort of movie starring Tara Reid? That can’t be Read More ...
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