Friday, December 17, 2010

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Morgan Freeman Is Not Dead, And 7 Other Stars 'Killed' By Twitter

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 11:27 AM PST

Blink and you may have missed the death of Morgan Freeman yesterday: a Twitter handle named @originalcjizzle falsely accredited @CNN to a tweet claiming that the actor had died in his Burbank home. Twitter started going berzerk and since CNN never issued a retraction (because they never wrote the story in the first place), for about an hour there the Internets were busy making March of the Penguin/Se7en memorial mashups.

Call it the Michael Jackson effect: after many of us found out about the pop star’s death via Twitter in 2008, the micro-blogging service became the hub of fake celebrity mortalities. We thought they reached a peak last year, but with Morgan’s false-demise, Twitter deaths are coming back from the grave.

  • Jeff Goldblum
  • Justin Bieber
  • Natalie Portman
  • Harrison Ford
  • Bill Cosby
  • Morrissey
  • Usher

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Morgan Freeman Is Not Dead, And 7 Other Stars 'Killed' By Twitter

Sex On The Wire: Chloe Sevigny Takes Off Pants, Discusses Blowjobs

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 11:16 AM PST

• Best end-of-the-year listicle so far? 10 Hottest Vampires of 2010. (Betty Confidential)

I Got The Fever: a new interracial dating guidebook. Yup. (The Gloss)

• Xbox’s Kinect: now with more creepy porn games! (The Daily What)

• Kindle is doing it’s own version of book burning by removing incestual-themed stories like Flowers In The Attic from its library. So there goes all of Faulkner and half of John Irving’s works. (Lemondrop)

• Do we have a right to know the sexuality of our favorite stars? No, but it helps. (College Candy)

Chloe Sevigny removes pants for Playboy interview. Also, she finally breaks her long-standing silence on what it’s like to blow Vincent Gallo on film. (Playboy)

• Swiss banks may be where you’re storing your secret millions, but don’t expect your money to be handed to you by an attractive woman in a snug outfit. Damn you, lying movies! (NDTV)

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Sex On The Wire: Chloe Sevigny Takes Off Pants, Discusses Blowjobs

Crushable Quotable: David Arquette Wants A Barrymore Baby

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 11:23 AM PST

David Arquette is in a bit of a tailspin since his split from wife Courtney Cox. And continuing to go on Howard Stern is not HELPING. This week, he told Stern that he wants to get started with some Hollywood royalty inbreeding. Why does that sound like a good idea? Because he and Drew Barrymore would make totally awesome babies! Um…

“I know she is with Justin Long and everything, but how cool would an Arquette-Barrymore child be?… From a pure breeding standpoint.”

Oh no. It doesn’t sound like David’s still dealing with that nervous breakdown at all.

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Crushable Quotable: David Arquette Wants A Barrymore Baby

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 11:01 AM PST

Interview unveils its “Faces of 2010″ – Including Justin Bieber, James Franco and Carey Mulligan. All looking as edgy and attractive as expected. (Interview)

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Doll Recap: Are You Ready To RUMBLE?!

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 10:47 AM PST

Hooo, boy! Last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was a doozy! We all were invited to a dinner party from hell. In attendance were all of the normal crazy women, with a few special guests: a tabloid star and a very, very drunk and surly psychic. Check in with Crushable’s Barbie Repertory Dinner Theatre as we guide you through last night’s shenanigans!

  • Just a friendly lunch with no conspiratorial motives at all!
  • Lisa's old voicemail used to feature her impression of Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver
  • Best friends help you get ready for important social events and then accept money instead of actual friendship
  • Like three lost lambs entering a lion's den
  • Allison has a vision of the booze making a second appearance in her bathroom in six hours
  • I recognize you! Do you recognize my hypocrisy?
  • I foresee someone being splashed in the face with a drink
  • Allison's other psychic revelation:
  • A Crazy Home Companion
  • ESP-cigarettes are all the rage these days
  • Kim in her natural habitat: Alone

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Doll Recap: Are You Ready To RUMBLE?!

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 10:02 AM PST

What Is Wrong With Claire Danes’ Face? - Apparently that new eyelash-enhancing chemical product Latisse that Claire Danes has been shilling is also slowly necrotizing her eyelids. We knew there was some weird reason she kept crying during the Emmy’s! (The Hairpin)

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Were Demi Lovato's Sexy Photos Leaked By Frenemy Alex Welch?

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 09:48 AM PST

Demi Lovato, the young starlet who was recently institutionalized for punching a backup dancer in the face, now has leaked semi-nude photos popping up online. These Disney girls grow up so fast!

Which by itself, is only mildly interesting. Come on, what star doesn’t have some sleazy pics floating around at this point? Take notice though, of the girl with the bright red hair, fake-kissing on Demi’s boobs. That’s Alex Welch, the young dancer who Demi punched for allegedly “tattling” about her bad behavior to tour managers this summer. And who is now suing Demi so she can get some plastic surgery  for her broken face. Sounds like someone’s gearing up to take center stage!

So was Alex pulling a Showgirls and undermining Demi after getting close to her? The two obviously partied together, and we wouldn’t be surprised if these photos were “leaked” by Alex herself to make Demi look worse. If only Demi had seen Black Swan before her summer tour, she’d have already known: never trust your backup dancers!

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Were Demi Lovato's Sexy Photos Leaked By Frenemy Alex Welch?

Poll: Which Rock Star's Stage Antics Are The Most Insane?

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 09:33 AM PST

  • Lady gaga in cellophane and a claw.
  • Jared Leto rocking white pants.
  • Those heels certainly are high, Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless.
  • Semi Precious Weapons singer Justin Tranter wears fishnets.
  • Peaches looking Gaga-esque.
  • It's vinyl for The Scissor Sisters.
  • Florence Welch from Florence and the Machine looks spooky.

Let’s take a look at the state of popular music, shall we? There’s Ke$ha sweating glitter, teenage Taylor Momsen in foot-high heels and Justin Tranter of Semi Precious Weapons wearing fishnets and little else. And that’s without even mentioning Lady Gaga. It’s like every performer is trying to out-avant-garde everyone else. So who has the most over-the-top aesthetic? We’ll leave that for you to decide.

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Poll: Which Rock Star's Stage Antics Are The Most Insane?

Posted: 17 Dec 2010 09:04 AM PST

Judd Apatow’s Poor TasteShelley Malil, who appeared alongside Steve Carell in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, was given a more than 40-year life sentance for stabbing his girlfriend to death. (Daily Mail)

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