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- ITW: Jennifer Garner is concerned about her pregnancy weight gain
- Us Weekly: Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler are “friends with benefits”
- Jon Gosselin’s video to Kate: “Reality TV is not a career. Get back to a simple life”
- Rachel Weisz’s AnOther Mag cover: hideous or fascinating?
- Teresa Giudice’s tacky vow renewal ceremony on In Touch, how did they afford it?
- Rachel Zoe: “I found out I was having a boy, and I did cry for a week”
- Angelina Jolie spotted exiting a meeting with Ridley Scott: is she going ‘Gucci’?
- Victoria Beckham is already back to a size zero, brought Harper to Fashion Week
- Linnocent says Ali Lohan has “never” had plastic surgery
- Did Justin Theroux “order” Jennifer Aniston to dump Chelsea Handler?
ITW: Jennifer Garner is concerned about her pregnancy weight gain Posted: 09 Sep 2011 08:46 AM PDT In yesterday's post about Ben Affleck and his 1970s wiglet, I also threw in some photos of Jennifer Garner from her daily paparazzi-friendly jaunts. I mentioned the weirdness of Garner's pregnancy style - when she's not pregnant, she wears really baggy, unflattering clothes that make her look pregnant, and now that we know she is knocked up, all of sudden she's wearing fitted clothes and she looks slender. It's the strangest thing. In Touch Weekly might have an explanation for it, though - according to Jennifer's unnamed friend, Garner has been working out four to five times a week with a personal trainer so that she doesn't put on as much weight as she put on with her second pregnancy:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Cookies? Cheese puffs? I wouldn't think Jennifer would even keep that stuff in stock at her house. She seems like the all-organic-everything type. As for the whole exercising while pregnant thing - I don't really have an opinion. Don't most doctors say that women can exercise while pregnant, just not anything really high-impact or super-aerobic? I think Jennifer is just worried about gaining so much weight again. |
Us Weekly: Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler are “friends with benefits” Posted: 09 Sep 2011 08:15 AM PDT Last week, there was a report that made my soul ache a little bit. Allegedly, Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler had a "steamy" makeout session in Malibu two weekends ago. At the time, it sounded like just one of G-But's many, many random conquests. He makes out with everybody. That's part of his charm. He will come up to you on the street and try to lick you. I love him. But! This week's Us Weekly has a source (Brandi herself, I suspect) who claims that Gerry and Brandi aren't just one-time makeout buddies. The source claims that Gerard and Brandi are friends with benefits. Or, as Gerard says, "Who?"
[From Us Weekly, print edition] Brandi needs to take a step back. I know many of you like her and everything, and yes, she's got my sympathy, and yes, I think it's funny/sad that LeAnn Rimes basically wants to BE Brandi to the point of a major case of Single White Female-ing. But Brandi needs to back off The Butler, whether or not this is true. If it is true, how much will I hate Gerard for boning a Botox-faced Real Housewife? And if it's not true, how much will I hate Brandi for trying to use my precious Butler for her nefarious sexual escapades? Plus, Brandi isn't even his type. He likes darker girls. And younger girls, I hate to say. No, this doesn't work for me at all. |
Jon Gosselin’s video to Kate: “Reality TV is not a career. Get back to a simple life” Posted: 09 Sep 2011 07:54 AM PDT
Well fame didn’t work out for Jon, so he got another girlfriend after that string of co-eds and ended up getting a real job installing solar panels. Then in May he announced that he was doing his last interview, because he valued his privacy. Only he went back on that of course, recording a recent video for RumorFix in which he’s telling his ex wife that she needs to return to a “simple life” like him. This is response to her ridiculous People Magazine cover saying she’s scared about her future now that her kids’ reality show is over. That’s an admirable sentiment from Jon, but he used to act just as entitled and money-grubbing as Kate and would have been all over his own reality show if he’d had a chance.
[From RumorFix] Well I agree with him and he does seem like he’s changed. He’s not perfect and I’ve seen him acting like a jerk to his kids in the last few episodes of the show, but he’s surely better than Kate is with them. At least the dude is trying now, even if it wasn’t the noble choice that he’s trying to make it out as. He didn’t have any other options, so he went back to work and does interviews occasionally. Who would have thought at the beginning of his cheating scandal, and with all the messy madness that ensued, that he would come out the better party and the better parent? I love this picture, from July ‘09. Credit: Bauergriffinonline. This photo is from October ‘09, credit: INFPhoto. |
Rachel Weisz’s AnOther Mag cover: hideous or fascinating? Posted: 09 Sep 2011 07:45 AM PDT I think a great deal of Rachel Weisz's beauty. I don't think she's been tweaked, plucked, sucked or tucked. I think she looks her age, but she looks GREAT for her age. I love her coloring, I love the way she carried herself, I love her hair. But I guess that I now have to admit that Rachel Weisz cannot pull off every look she attempts. This is Rachel's cover shot for the new issue of AnOther Magazine, "The Dissidents Issue". Rachel is put in the same league as Aung San Suu Kyi and Julian Assange… which… er… Ordinarily, I would only cover this kind of off-beat magazine cover if I had the full photo shoot, or even some quotes from the interview. Not today - mostly because it's a really boring gossip day, but also because this cover is unique enough to discuss. WHY would you put electric blue eye makeup on Rachel? Why would you make her look like a 1980s clown-face? Why would you make her hold a Meanwhile, Rachel and her new husband, Daniel Craig, are set to begin promoting their film, Dream House. I think the film looks really weird, but I'll probably see it just to see whether Rachel and Daniel had any chemistry on-screen. How could they not? MTV recently sat down with Dream House producer Ehren Kruger, who spoke about Daniel and Rachel's chemistry:
[From MTV] It really feels like Rachel and Daniel had a really intense affair during the production, while they were still with their partners, Satsuki and Darren. I think the affair got so hot, they didn't want it to end, so they decided to take some time apart to end their respective relationships, and then they quickly returned to each other. *sigh* Oh, and my mom thinks Rachel's pregnant. I don't know… I think Rachel's definitely boning the hell out of Daniel every chance she can get. Hot. |
Teresa Giudice’s tacky vow renewal ceremony on In Touch, how did they afford it? Posted: 09 Sep 2011 07:18 AM PDT
[From In Touch, print edition, September 19, 2011] So they’re deep in dept, having just filed for bankruptcy, and are trying to stiff their creditors by hiding assets. How they hell did they pay for this? Did they get comped stuff in exchange for publicity. Did In Touch give them enough money for the photos to cover the costs? It’s possible, but I can’t see how In Touch ever recouped that in increased sales or anything. This family is a trainwreck but I doubt anyone bought this issue for the trashy Giudices. In terms of the relationship between Joe and Teresa, I haven’t watched the show in a while and I don’t feel qualified to comment on it. He strikes me as an asshole and she’s a dumb shrill bitch, so maybe they’re perfect for each other. I guess Joe bellowed at Teresa on the show recently that he had dumped her back when they were dating and she “came crawling back.” Teresa defended him in this article and said “He was drunk, in his own home and upset. I get where he is coming from… You really have to know him to know it’s not malicious.” Kaiser says she’s seen some of it recently and that Joe hates Teresa’s family, is fighting with her brother and wants out of the marriage. It’ll be over Teresa’s dead body, judging from this story. These photos are from In Touch, and there are many more in the current print edition. |
Rachel Zoe: “I found out I was having a boy, and I did cry for a week” Posted: 09 Sep 2011 07:03 AM PDT These are some new photos of Rachel Zoe doing a book signing at Macy's for Fashion's Night Out. Is it weird that I think her hair looks healthier? Not her face, but her hair actually looks like it's had some nutrients recently. Usually it looks like a bleached rat's nest. The new season of The Rachel Zoe Project has started - this is the season where we get to see Rachel pregnant, and starting her ready-to-wear line and all of that good stuff. I watched about ten minutes of the new season while I was working out yesterday - which, by the way, working out while watching Rachel Zoe is an interesting, although not aspirational, experience. I'm so thankful that I eat, I'll just say that. Anyway, Rachel opened up about her pregnancy in a recent episode, and I thought it was interesting:
[From The Mail] The only reason I don't worry about little Skylar's health and well-being is because of Rodger. Rodger is the mother and the father, I'm sure. Which is just as well - I think Rodge was the one who really wanted a baby, and Rachel just thought "pregnancy" would be a good storyline for the show. Maybe Rachel would be more involved as a mom if she did have a daughter? It would have been interesting to see. |
Angelina Jolie spotted exiting a meeting with Ridley Scott: is she going ‘Gucci’? Posted: 09 Sep 2011 06:00 AM PDT These are new photos from Thursday of Angelina Jolie in London. First, lets' talk about her outfit. She looks like a reject from The Wizard of Oz. I think it's the boots that are throwing me off? And Angelina seems thrown too. I think the boots are too tight and too slim even for her bony little legs. She looks like she's wincing in them. They're probably new, and she hasn't broken them in yet. Anyway, Angelina was photographed leaving director Ridley Scott's offices. Fun fact: Ridley Scott gave Brad Pitt his big break when he cast Brad in Thelma & Louise. I think Ridley and Brad are still friendly, and although Ridley is known as a rather grumpy Englishman, he's also known as very actress-friendly, in a good way. Meaning he likes working with women, he likes casting strong actresses, he likes telling stories with good parts for women. People are excited because it looks like Angelina is leaving Ridley's office with a script. So what could it be? Most people think it's a script for the long-gestating Gucci project. I wrote about this way back in 2009, when Angelina was first mentioned for it. The film is supposed to be about Patrizia Reggiano, the "murderess femme fatale ex-wife" of Gucci heir Maurizio Gucci. Reggiano was sentenced to 29 years in jail for plotting the murder of her ex-husband, Maurizio Gucci, and the film will follow the Gucci family through the 1970s and 1980s, as their empire was being built, and the murder of Maurizio in 1995. It sounds like an interesting project for Angelina, a straight-up drama that will have her in lots of excellent 1980s costumes, which should be no problem since bitch loves her shoulder pads. PS… What kind of purse is that? IS IT GUCCI?!? |
Victoria Beckham is already back to a size zero, brought Harper to Fashion Week Posted: 09 Sep 2011 05:59 AM PDT These are new photos of Victoria Beckham and baby Harper Seven Beckham in New York City. Posh is preparing for New York Fashion Week, of course, and she'll probably be out and about for Fashion's Night Out, which has already started and will continue throughout the weekend. There were lots of celebrities doing events last night, but I don’t see any photos of Posh - so maybe she’s waiting for the bigger events tomorrow night. Plus, baby's first Fashion Week! Harper looks thrilled, right? Am I the only one who can see signs of both David and Victoria in little Harper? I think she's already an interesting blend of her parents, looks-wise. Anyway, should we talk about how Victoria is already back to a size zero? People have been talking about it all week, ever since Posh and Seven have started to get pap'd on the regular. Victoria is back to wearing form-fitting clothes, and it's evident that she lost the baby weight instantly. A few days ago, she even went out in leather pants! Ugh. An insider told Us Weekly that Posh is already back to a zero, officially. And another source says that Posh is "obsessed with working out" and that she spends hours on the treadmill, running 4 to 5 miles a day. She's also dieting. And breastfeeding. Even a slipped disc didn't slow down her weight loss - she wore flats for maybe two days, and then after that, it was back to Louboutins and Choos. Oh, Posh. How soon until she gets Harper into a pair of baby heels? |
Linnocent says Ali Lohan has “never” had plastic surgery Posted: 09 Sep 2011 05:59 AM PDT Wednesday evening, the internet busted something when Ali Lohan stepped outside with what seemed like a new face. CB discussed it yesterday, and if you'd like to see the photos of Ali's jacked-to-hell face, go here. My guess? Ali had a nose job (but that happened months ago), she has lip injections (that's recent), and she's lost a great deal of weight. There's something going on with her cheeks and cheekbones that I can't quite put my finger on. I know some of you will say that she just lost weight - she has lost a lot of weight, you're right. But it feels like there's something else going on with her cheeks. Go here to see my take on the evolution of Ali's face, which I did when Ali scored her "modeling contract". Oh, I also think she got her implants taken out? That might be smart if she's serious about becoming a professional runway and editorial model - smaller boobs work better for those jobs. Anyway, our eyes pretty much confirm that Ali's face has been worked on, but that isn't stopped the Delusional Crack Denial Brigade. Linnocent ran to Gossip Cop and E! News (to give “EXCLUSIVE” crackie statements) to deny that a surgeon's knife has ever touched Ali's little face. Linnocent tells Gossip Cop, "No way! Never!" Linnocent told E! News:
[From E! News] Crackie Von Crack Liar. Don’t you love that Linnocent gave her ZOMG exclusive!! to both E! News and Gossip Cop, and the “statement” managed to to sound like something she muttered in between lines. So much for her crack thesaurus. Meanwhile, a spokesperson at Ali Lohan's new modeling agency was sent out by Mother Crackhead to deny the plastic surgery reports:
[From Us Weekly] I'm not sure about the chin and brow stuff, but the theory about her cheeks is interesting. If you get fillers along your cheekbone, will you achieve that "sharp" look to your face? I thought fillers made your face look slightly puffy, "filled out". Ali's cheeks look like they're about to stab someone. Photos of Ali earlier this year, and in 2010 and 2009, courtesy of Fame, WENN. |
Did Justin Theroux “order” Jennifer Aniston to dump Chelsea Handler? Posted: 09 Sep 2011 05:59 AM PDT The tabloids are full of Jennifer Aniston-Justin Theroux (JustJen) relationship news this week, and it's almost like the hysteria surrounding Aniston's womb are completely forgotten. Maybe the 'bloids didn't feel like running yet another story about Jennifer "preparing for baby" by renting a cottage and doing yoga. Which is weird, because there were new exclusive photos of Jennifer and Justin leaving a medical building just a few days ago - that would have made a good "Are they checking their fertility?" story. Alas. Anyway, on to this week's stories. According to In Touch Weekly, Jennifer is making Justin see a couples therapist. Wait, have we already heard this? Sort of - last month, sources claimed Aniston was seeing a therapist on her own to deal with her trust issues - because she got dumped by Brad six years ago. This new story is about Justin and Jennifer doing therapy together so that they can maintain their relationship - because Jennifer worries that Justin will leave JUST LIKE BRAD.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Eh. I think it's well-documented that Jennifer loves therapy and that she believes that it helps her. I don't have any problem believing that she's still seeing a therapist (although her original therapist died on her, for which she probably has additional abandonment issues). But I doubt Justin is all "Yes, we should do couples counseling because our love needs to be maintained, like a garden." He just doesn't seem the type. But Justin does seem like the type to do some pruning amongst Jennifer's coked-up Goddess Circle. According to Star Magazine, Justin has "ordered" Jennifer to stop spending time with Chelsea Handler. Well done, Justin.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Jennifer really missed the point if she thinks the only reason Justin doesn't like Chelsea is that Chelsea has a dirty mouth. The problem is that Chelsea clings to Jennifer Aniston, worships the ground she walks on, and is probably in the midst of some sketchy Single White Female situation. Plus, Chelsea is just toxic. When she goes down, all of her "friends" are going to be tainted too. |
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