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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.9.11
- Teen Mom Maci is Still Showing Off Her Implants in a Bikini
- Ali Lohan Denies Getting Plastic Surgery, Is ‘Just Growing Up,’ You Guys
- Demi Moore Takes Naked Twitter Pics Now
- deadmau5 Isn’t Mentoring Paris Hilton
- The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night and Other News
- Jim Carrey is a Street Artist Now
- ‘X-Men: First Class’ is on DVD, If Only Someone Handsome Wrote A Review…
- Jenny McCarthy’s in a Bikini
- Mel Gibson Gets To Make His Jew Movie
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.9.11 Posted: 09 Sep 2011 02:58 PM PDT    “Michael’s really alive and he’s in the backseat! HELLP!!!” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an inevitable moment in Kendra Wilkinson‘s life – “Ha! Someone saw mommy’s sex tape! SNORT.” – Britney Spears crawled under the fry lamp at McDonald’s again, Alexander Skarsgard can’t even walk down the street anyway and the leprechaun Read More ... |
| Teen Mom Maci is Still Showing Off Her Implants in a Bikini Posted: 09 Sep 2011 01:49 PM PDT    For those of you who think the stars of Teen Mom are struggling to make ends meet like the show’s script would have you believe, here’s Maci Bookout showing off her implants again in another round of canned bikini pics which she got paid for along with a six-figure salary for a few months of Read More ... |
| Ali Lohan Denies Getting Plastic Surgery, Is ‘Just Growing Up,’ You Guys Posted: 09 Sep 2011 12:39 PM PDT    After being photographed in Beverly Hills earlier in the week, Ali Lohan (above) has been accused of getting plastic surgery, or at minimum Botox, along with starving herself to death presumably via a diet of coke scraps left over by Lindsay which I’m clearly joking about because Lindsay would crack Ali’s face open and snort Read More ... |
| Demi Moore Takes Naked Twitter Pics Now Posted: 09 Sep 2011 11:44 AM PDT    Taking a page from Adrianne Curry‘s playbook “Bored Wives Not Getting Any Younger and Desperate for Attention,” Demi Moore posted a nude photo of herself to Twitter last night with the following caption: remember…..you’ve got your own back Haha! Get it? It’s a picture of her back. Which she’s got. Anyway… if history has taught Read More ... |
| deadmau5 Isn’t Mentoring Paris Hilton Posted: 09 Sep 2011 10:34 AM PDT    Yesterday, TMZ reported that Paris Hilton wants to be a house DJ now and is under the tutelage of deadmau5 who might produce her next album. Well, deadmau5 caught wind of this, more than likely from fans on Twitter saying, “WTF?!” so here he is on Facebook setting the record straight: HEY WORLD… im not Read More ... |
| The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night and Other News Posted: 09 Sep 2011 10:33 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Oprah‘s plan to keep her career alive/start up OWN begins with live-chatting on Facebook. Yup, that should do it. - According to The National Enquirer, Will Smith is gay now, so you know it's true. - Elisabetta Canalis on her break-up with George Clooney: “He no like-a Read More ... |
| Jim Carrey is a Street Artist Now Posted: 09 Sep 2011 09:21 AM PDT    “Shia LaBeouf‘s doing what now?” Before I get into anything that’s happening here, if you haven’t looked at these new bikini photos of Jenny McCarthy, look at these new bikini photos of Jenny McCarthy and take careful note of her huge breasts and how one might respond to their absence. I’ll check back with you Read More ... |
| ‘X-Men: First Class’ is on DVD, If Only Someone Handsome Wrote A Review… Posted: 09 Sep 2011 09:20 AM PDT  “I’m the father? What does that even me- Aw, fuck.” X-Men: First Class hit DVD/Blu-ray/OnDemand/Live Puppet Theater in My Basement today, so for those of you wondering if you should waste two hours and 12 minutes of your time giving it a whirl this weekend, Daddy’s gotcha covered: They Should've Called It 'Boob Diamond.' A Read More ... |
| Posted: 09 Sep 2011 08:28 AM PDT    Here’s Jenny McCarthy in Malibu yesterday with her new mob-enforcer boyfriend who let’s assume won her in a card game. And honestly, I don’t really have much to say here besides the usual yadda yadda yadda thanks for killing all those kids with your dumb. This post is mostly just a placeholder for the Jim Read More ... |
| Mel Gibson Gets To Make His Jew Movie Posted: 09 Sep 2011 07:56 AM PDT    “I promise it’ll be respectful to their money-grubbin’, media-controllin’ ways. Honest Injun.” Back when Passion of the Christ came out, Mel Gibson talked heavily about wanting to make a movie about Jewish hero Judah Maccabee which naturally sent the Jewish community into a tizzy, and this was before his infamous 2006 DUI arrest rife with Read More ... |
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