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- Kate Upton Dancing in a String Bikini (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 5.1.12)
- Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Are Probably Getting Divorced
- Courntey Stodden’s New Single Sexily Sashays Onto Store Shelves (I Hate Myself)
- Jessica Simpson Finally Gave Birth, World Asks ‘Really, Just One?’
- Octomom Filed For Bankruptcy, Will Now Do Porn
- Linsday Lohan Spent The Entire Time at The Correspondents’ Dinner Running In And OutOf The Bathroom
- LeAnn Rimes is Back in a Bikini And Other News
| Kate Upton Dancing in a String Bikini (a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 5.1.12) Posted: 01 May 2012 01:00 PM PDT  Posted by Photo Boy While I’m under no delusion that any of the words I’m typing here will ever be read, I felt that it was important to acknowledge the dark magic that Terry Richardson wields. I’m not sure there’s another man on Earth with the ability to say “Nice tiny flimsy bikini. Why don’t Read More ...  |
| Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Are Probably Getting Divorced Posted: 01 May 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are officially taking the summer off from reality television. Let me interpret that for you, “Expect to see more of us than ever before!” Because if there’s one thing the Kardashians do well it’s being completely full of shit. US Weelky reports: “Our show is not Read More ...  |
| Courntey Stodden’s New Single Sexily Sashays Onto Store Shelves (I Hate Myself) Posted: 01 May 2012 11:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Since we now exist in a reality that includes Lindsay Lohan method-acting her Lifetime network role as Elizabeth Taylor, Octomom getting paid to flick the bean and Kim Kardashian as a possible mayoral candidate, why not toss Courtney Stodden‘s music career into the mix, effectively flicking a lit match onto the Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson Finally Gave Birth, World Asks ‘Really, Just One?’ Posted: 01 May 2012 10:13 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy – Ed. Note: Pics are from December but were chosen for two reasons. A) That’s the approximate size I envision her newborn to be. B) Breasts. Congratulations are in order because Maxwell Drew Johnson finally escaped the double order of Chili’s Texas Chese Fries she’s been gestating in. That’s right, Jessica Read More ...  |
| Octomom Filed For Bankruptcy, Will Now Do Porn Posted: 01 May 2012 08:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Octomom famously said she’d never do porn. Then she almost lost her house, so she of course posed topless for a European magazine because that doesn’t count. But since she only got paid a fraction of the million she was offered to do a hardcore scene, she’s now right back where Read More ...  |
| Linsday Lohan Spent The Entire Time at The Correspondents’ Dinner Running In And OutOf The Bathroom Posted: 01 May 2012 06:33 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy This little detail about changed woman Lindsay Lohan‘s evening at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner sort of fell through the cracks yesterday but it contains such a stunning load of bullshit, I just had to revisit. Let’s start with her scuttling back and forth to the bathroom all night. HuffPost Celebrity Read More ...  |
| LeAnn Rimes is Back in a Bikini And Other News Posted: 01 May 2012 05:01 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Mind The Gap: A tradition of internet creepiness. - Stacy Keibler said ‘marriage’ on the way to the Correspondents’ Dinner is how I read this. - 3 grandmothers watch Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape and dear God, is this awesome. - Maggie Gyllenhaal gave birth before Jessica Read More ...  |
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