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- Vanessa Hudgens: “I hope by the time I’m 30 to have a husband & maybe a baby”
- Rihanna talks about her bastard father in Vogue
- Melissa Leo’s style problems continue: hideous, tacky or just fine?
- Emma Watson in Paris, shooting her Lancome ads: cute or not so much?
- Peaches Geldof pulls a Lindsay, steals a dress from a shop
- Courteney Cox on Harper’s Bazaar: ridiculously jacked, or just fine?
- Eva Longoria in on Allure, trying to convince us that she’s not a drama queen
- Ryan Phillipe’s advice to Lindsay, Mel and Charlie
- Charlie Sheen gets TLC documentary, sells t-shirts through his website
- Josh Duggar on family planning: “We have no control over that. God has the control”
Vanessa Hudgens: “I hope by the time I’m 30 to have a husband & maybe a baby” Posted: 15 Mar 2011 08:56 AM PDT I've always been pretty "meh" about Vanessa Hudgens, but her recent penchant for doing photo shoots in her underwear is a disturbing trend. We get it, V-Hud. You're all grown up. Now put on some pants. Anyway, V-Hud is the cover girl for the April Shape Magazine, and I have no idea if she's wearing panties and a bra, or if this is a bikini. I guess it doesn't matter. While I think she's got a cute figure, her face on the cover is… odd. Anyway, here are some excerpts from her interview:
[From People] V-Hud and Zac Efron are still spending time together, so I guess they're still friends. Friends with benefits, perhaps. Or maybe Vanessa just loves him like her best gay friend, the one she helpfully ignores when he's holding hands with a good-looking dude at an industry party. Vanessa and Zac totally go home together and analyze which boys were the cutest at the party. |
Rihanna talks about her bastard father in Vogue Posted: 15 Mar 2011 08:39 AM PDT As we previewed last week, Rihanna is the April cover girl for Vogue Magazine. Here are some additional shots from her Annie Leibovitz pictorial. Too many closeups for my taste, and too little fashion. Also, this seems like a very un-Leibovitz shoot. It reads more like Mario Testino, which is odd. Anyway, in the cover shot, Rihanna is wearing Chanel. I still like the dress - it's just Rihanna's awkward body language that bugs. Anyway, there aren't a ton of excerpts from her interview yet, but here is a little bit:
[From Rap-Up] Wow, I didn't know Rihanna's dad was such a bastard. I thought she went to stay with her family for a short time after Chris Brown beat the hell out of her? Maybe she stayed with other family members, and not her father. Vogue photos courtesy of The Fashion Spot. |
Melissa Leo’s style problems continue: hideous, tacky or just fine? Posted: 15 Mar 2011 07:54 AM PDT Last night, there was a big Broadway event called "Miscast". It was a fundraiser for the MCC Theatre, and the gala was described as a "one-night-only musical spectacular featured Broadway’s hottest stars performing songs from roles in which they would never be cast." Sounds like a cute fundraiser. So… Melissa Leo was there. Correction: OSCAR WINNER and professional f-bomb dropper Melissa Leo was there. And this was what she was wearing. I mean… for the love of GOD. This isn't some event where I would expect her to put on her tackiest ball gown (now that would be an incredible competition), but it's still an event where you know you're going to be photographed… ESPECIALLY if you're posing on the red carpet. Just dab on some makeup and don't go out of the house in your old-timey petticoat/faux-pantaloons and your granola velevet hippie skirt. Jesus. Claire Danes looked cute as hell, though. I'm currently in love with Claire, like I've never been before, so that might have something to do with my love for this snazzy geometric, mod print. |
Emma Watson in Paris, shooting her Lancome ads: cute or not so much? Posted: 15 Mar 2011 07:28 AM PDT That was fast. No sooner did Emma Watson Regarding yesterday's post announcing Emma's new gig, a lot of you yelled at me for various reasons. While I maintain that Emma is more cute than beautiful (and that she looks much better when her hair is slicked back), and that she's much, much too young to be representing a beauty brand, I will admit that perhaps I was a bit too harsh about her "taking a break" from college. Quite honestly, Emma announcement, mid-semester, that she was taking a break really, really bothered me. I took my higher education seriously (sort of), and I'm proud of my bachelor's degree. I honestly think there should be more young, celebrity women and men who take time out of their careers to prioritize education. Maybe Emma will return to Brown… but I seriously doubt it. I think a year from now, Emma is going to announce that she's decided not to return, and all of those little girls who grew up with Emma through Harry Potter will get the message loud and clear: education is disposable, clubbing with Harvey Weinstein is more important. Not to mention the obvious choice Emma is making in these photos - night shoot in Paris for a beauty products is much more important to her than mid-terms. |
Peaches Geldof pulls a Lindsay, steals a dress from a shop Posted: 15 Mar 2011 07:16 AM PDT
[From The Daily Mail thanks Smartie for the tip] Wait - Peaches is a TV presenter now? A quick glance at her Wikipedia page confirms that she can add that to her storied resume, since she has “a six part series on ITV2 called, ‘OMG, Totally Peaches’, a problem solving chat and guest show with audience participation.” Reading over the description on the ITV website, it sounds like Ricki Lake, only trashier and dumber. It’s airing now and they cover topics like “polyamorous” people and “furries,” or people who dress like animals. (You can watch a segment here and below.) So did Peaches jeopardize her new talkshow gig with her sticky fingers? She lost her modeling gig with Ultimo after nude photos and a story came out that she’d done drugs with a onetime hookup. She may be secure in this job for now, but if she keeps pulling stunts like this all the opportunities she’s inexplicably being handed will dry up for her. In related news, Peaches tweeted a photo of herself wearing a diamond ring and wrote that it was a birthday gift from her most recent boyfriend, a musician from the band S.C.U.M. She similarly wore a ring on her left hand and is thought to have planted engagement stories when she was dating Eli Roth. You would think that she would learn by now that she should wait a while to get married again. Here’s Peaches on her new talkshow interviewing some “furries.” They say they’re not sexual about it, but that the American furries are! Peaches comes on at 2:00. Check out her huge teeth. It’s like she’s whistling through them. Peaches is shown with her boyfriend, Thomas Cohen, on 3/10/11. Credit: WENN.com |
Courteney Cox on Harper’s Bazaar: ridiculously jacked, or just fine? Posted: 15 Mar 2011 06:54 AM PDT Courteney Cox takes the cover of the April issue of Harper's Bazaar. I absolutely HATE the Terry Richardson cover shoot, but some of it isn't the old pervert's fault. Courteney's face, which was once beautiful, is now completely and totally jacked to the point of absurdity. She's so chock full of fillers and Botox, she looks like a puffy, wax figure. Ugh. Anyway, in the cover interview excerpts, Courtney is trying to convince us that she didn't split up with David Arquette specifically for her rumored jumpoff Brian Van Holt. Good one, Court.
[From People & Wonderwall] Well, Courteney isn't anywhere near as nauseating as Eva Longoria's big Aniston-esque failure on Allure, but Court still has issues. I've said this before, and I'll say it again: I think Courteney's divorce didn't play out the way she was expecting AT ALL. I think she genuinely thought and hoped that David would get (and would take) much of the "blame" for the split, and that people would attack him as immature and crazy. Then, Courteney would re-enter public life with her jumpoff-turned-new love, Brian Van Holt, and no one would bat an eye. But David had such a public breakdown, and then he was the one who ended up going on Oprah. So… at the end of the day, I don't think Courteney is being completely honest with us, but I give her credit for sticking by David emotionally and for not bad-mouthing him or publicly blaming him. UPDATE: Bazaar finally released their full interview. Here it is. Photos courtesy of The Fashion Spot/Wonderwall. |
Eva Longoria in on Allure, trying to convince us that she’s not a drama queen Posted: 15 Mar 2011 06:22 AM PDT Eva Longoria just can't get anyone interested in her post-divorce exclusive tell-all interview. There were rumors that she was supposed to get a full People Magazine cover at one point, but I think her "exclusive" just ended up on some sidebar. And now she's trying to do a big, splashy post-split magazine piece… only Vanity Fair wouldn't take her calls, I guess. So she ended up the April cover girl for Allure. Which… honestly, isn't so bad. It totally could have been worse. She could be giving her story to Steppin' Out Magazine. Regarding the cover shoot - eh. I'm still focused on what is different with her face, because I think something's off. I think she had some "breakup Botox" or something. The cover shot in particular is unflattering too - she looks like she's mid-snart. Go here for the Allure slideshow, and here are some interview excerpts:
[From Allure] God, Eva makes me want to smack myself in the face with a hammer. Can she be any more obliviously cliché? It's like she's trying to borrow heavily from The Post-Split Aniston Handbook, but Eva doesn't realize that NO ONE gives a crap, and we never really did. Eva says, "I’m just trying to get through it as gracefully as possible without any drama.” No, you're trying to build up drama because that's what you are: a drama queen famewhore who would sell your mother if it got you the cover of a better magazine. Oh, and No-Drama Longoria was making out with Eduardo Cruz for the paparazzi yesterday. It's like the third "accidental" public makeout session they've had this week. Photos courtesy of Allure. |
Ryan Phillipe’s advice to Lindsay, Mel and Charlie Posted: 15 Mar 2011 06:09 AM PDT
It’s suspicious to me that this story is breaking on the same week that Ryan has a new coming movie out, The Lincoln Lawyer. This will be his first film in wide release since MacGruber tanked in May of last year. This news puts Ryan in a delicate position, but it also gives him a lot of press on a week when he really needs it. I doubt he would wait to let this story leak when it was most advantageous to him, but if it was going to get out anyway now is the best time. HLN’s Showbiz Tonight had a segment of an interview with Ryan last night in which he gave his advice to celebrities going through public crises. This was aired at 5:00 pm and there was no mention of Ryan’s recent baby daddy drama. He said this in all seriousness as if cheating on Reese Witherspoon, whining about it and getting called out for it gave him the authority to give advice to other celebrities behaving badly. It was particularly ironic in light of Ryan’s most recent issues, which he may not have known were about to break. “I always take a step back, take a breath and try to see something from the outside rather than allow yourself to be so wrapped up and so within it. I think you need perspective in order to handle a crisis the right way. “If you’re aware of the affect you have on people or the way you’ll be perceived that kind of modifies your behavior sometimes.” I’ll concede that it’s good advice and Ryan wasn’t too preachy about it. He was asked that specific question so it’s not like he considers himself an authority on public relations. He’s going to need to take his own advice now and not let all the talk bother him like it has in the past. A pregnant ex girlfriend/hookup is excellent gossip that can fuel a lot of reports. Just look at what happened to Jude Law. Ryan made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, where he talked about adopting a dog to cheer up his son, Deacon, and told other cute stories about his two kids. He didn’t mention the paternity drama at all. Photos are from 3/10/11. Credit: WENN.com |
Charlie Sheen gets TLC documentary, sells t-shirts through his website Posted: 15 Mar 2011 05:57 AM PDT
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[From The Star Phoenix via Fark] It’s a great idea for a documentary and will surely earn a lot of viewers for TLC. I just wonder how they’re going to fit it all in to a single hour. An ten minute animated special on Charlie recently aired on Spike TV. It tells Charlie’s story as if all his outlandish claims are true, and really captures his absurdity. (You can watch it on SpikeTV here.) It was produced by that brilliant Taiwanese animation company, Next Animation, who regularly chronicle celebrity foibles in computer animated skits. According to Reuters, the special counted “down 10 to 12 of Sheen’s most outlandish moments, including: Charlie wrecks a hotel room and loses a $150,000 watch; Charlie Sheen rents a mansion and fills it with porn stars who live as one big happy family; Charlie Sheen does the drug Charlie Sheen.” I almost totally forgot about the hotel room incident after all that Charlie’s done since. He redefined the celebrity freak out and then capitalized on it. Charlie is now offering T-Shirts through his website. They retail for $19.95 and feature Charlie’s wacky slogans like “Tiger Blood,” “Duh Winning,” “Gnarls Gnarlington,” and “I’ve Got One Speed Go!” What’s next for Charlie - a TLC reality show? You know they would offer it to him, but they probably can’t afford his salary requirements, hence the documentary. In other Charlie Sheen news I’m not prepared to recap he’s: |
Josh Duggar on family planning: “We have no control over that. God has the control” Posted: 15 Mar 2011 05:54 AM PDT
In an interview with E!, Josh answers the question many of you have been wondering about - just how many kids does he plan on having with his wife? He sort-of says that’s not up to him at all, but he does acknowledge that there are things he can do to prevent pregnancy. He also has some thoughtful things to say about how expensive and difficult large families can be, but it sounds like he wants one anyway.
[From E! Online] Under the Duggar evangelical Christian “Quiverfull” belief system parents are supposed to have as many kids as God “wants them to” and not try and prevent pregnancy at all. In Quiverfull, free will doesn’t exist when it comes to fertility. While my first impression might be that Josh is saying he’s letting God give them as many kids as He/She sees fit, he also seems to acknowledge that it’s complicated and that it’s important to raise children well and focus on the ones you have. It’s hard to tell whether he’s saying that God controls free will when it comes to fertility or simply that there’s no way to control and predict fertility when you want to have children. I hope for Josh and Anna’s sake they make their own choices and realize at some point that they’re not obligated to have children indiscriminately until Anna is no longer physically able. Josh, Anna and the rest of the Duggars may seem like a huge happy family but that doesn’t mean they’re typical for a Quiverfull family. Many women in the Quiverfull movement lead incredibly difficult lives of poverty and there’s a movement to help them escape and recover from years of oppressive patriarchy and child rearing. |
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