Tuesday, January 17, 2012

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do

Amanda Heard at the 5th annual Heaven Gala

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 02:09 PM PST

Amber Heard would probably be annoyed to know that I imagine her having sex with other girls every time I see her, but she should have thought of that before she started having sex with other girls. So if she’s not mature enough to admit that there's a lot of blame to go around [...]

BREAKING NEWS: Madonna is a narcissistic cunt

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 12:46 PM PST

Madonna beat out Elton John to win the Golden Globe for Best Original Song last night, and, naturally, she used her acceptance speech as a chance to thank herself for being so wonderful. She spoke for less than 2 minutes, and 26 of the 204 words she used were some version of "I" or [...]

my, what a fancy party

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 10:53 AM PST

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it’s been boiled.

Lindsay has to sneak into Golden Globe parties

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 10:13 AM PST

If you thought you could keep Lindsay Lohan out of your party simply by not inviting her, guess again, because she'll sneak in whether you like it or not. On Wednesday she wore, I have no idea, a wetsuit maybe, to crash the Weinstein Company Golden Globes pre-party at Chateau Marmont. An [...]

Jessica Biel looked better at the parties

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 09:41 AM PST

About 5 years ago, every actress in Hollywood vowed to stop wearing anything sexy or interesting to award shows, and if you watched the Golden Globes last night, you know it was no exception. Jessica Biel, for example, looked awful on the show, but the night before at W magazines party for show, she [...]

Mark Wahlberg is an idiot

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 08:39 AM PST

My favorite part of the Golden Globes last night was when Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel came out to present ‘Best Actor’, and Wahlberg was asked to read things. Which was funny because Mark Wahlberg is an idiot. His first line, which the professional actor apparently couldn't remember and had to read off the teleprompter, [...]

its Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 06:53 AM PST

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the third time last night, and for once people probably won’t spend an entire week saying his monologue was too mean to all the big stars. There was one joke about how he doesn't know any guys who have seen Jodie Fosters 'Beaver', but that’s entirely her [...]

this was just a shadow

Posted: 16 Jan 2012 02:56 AM PST

Jean Dujardin, who is often called the French George Clooney because people love saying idiotic shit like that, won Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy at the Golden Globes last night, and according to the internet when his wife (Alexandra Lamy) kissed him, her dress slipped down and you could see her nipple, [...]
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