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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.19.12
- So Katy Perry Was The Sex Addict?
- Rihanna’s Still Wearing Bikinis In Hawaii
- When Chuck Norris Says ‘Jump,’ Sylvester Stallone Says.. Well, It’s Mostly A Lot of Mumbling
- Thor Has Swim Parties With Matt Damon. Why Not?
- O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad
- Michael Fassbender Should Wear Tighter Jeans And Other News
- Mark Wahlberg: ‘Sorry, Pussies’
- Snooki Looks Good Without Makeup On? That Can’t Be Right.
- So Here’s Jessica Simpson In A Penis Mask
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.19.12 Posted: 19 Jan 2012 03:30 PM PST        Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed, where we find Mike Tyson sporting the second most ridiculous thing he’s ever worn on his face, Hugh Jackman making his way to what I can only assume is some sort of straight man convention and last, but certainly not least, Jackson Galaxy - SQUEEEE!! – host of Read More ... |
| So Katy Perry Was The Sex Addict? Posted: 19 Jan 2012 02:29 PM PST        “Who’s cheating now, Dr. Jones?!” When Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s marriage fell apart, you’d just assume he’d be the first one to fly off to Southeast Asia and drown his sorrows in their world-famous sex industry. *tips hat at Anthony Bourdain* Turns out all those stories about Katy being the out-of-control one were true Read More ... |
| Rihanna’s Still Wearing Bikinis In Hawaii Posted: 19 Jan 2012 01:35 PM PST        Here’s Rihanna spending her last day in Hawaii with a little paddleboarding because if you’ve never baked your face off then swam out to sea and blown smoke rings into a sea turtle’s face, are you really even alive? Full Disclosure: I’ve done absolutely none of those things, or even left the continental U.S. I Read More ... |
| When Chuck Norris Says ‘Jump,’ Sylvester Stallone Says.. Well, It’s Mostly A Lot of Mumbling Posted: 19 Jan 2012 12:27 PM PST  “You heard me, Stallone. A trailer full of quality thermals AND plaid button-ups… or I walk.” Yesterday, The Huffington Post linked a report where Chuck Norris claimed to have roundhouse kicked The Expendables 2 down to a PG-13 rating because apparently profanity goes against the grain of his beard though I hesitate to say it’s Read More ... |
| Thor Has Swim Parties With Matt Damon. Why Not? Posted: 19 Jan 2012 11:45 AM PST        After proclaiming he’d sired a child deeply into Elsa Pataky‘s womb, here’s The Mighty Thor teaching the dainty Hollywood actor Matt Damon how we grow men in Asgard: “With water slides! Water slides as far as Odinson’s belly can shimmy him away. Ride with me, Jason of Bourne!” Photos: Fame/FlynetRead More ... |
| O.J. Simpson Is Khloe Kardashian’s Dad Posted: 19 Jan 2012 10:43 AM PST        The National Enquirer isn’t exactly the most accurate publication known to man, mostly because this site is, but occasionally they nail one so far out of the park, aliens are peeing on it in a sex tape. Here they are solving the mystery of who put Khloe Kardashian into Kris Jenner‘s whore-uterus behind Robert Kardashian‘s Read More ... |
| Michael Fassbender Should Wear Tighter Jeans And Other News Posted: 19 Jan 2012 09:15 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Stacey Dash‘s Twitter account should be enough for Congress to kill SOPA. - On the other hand, JLo‘s might screw me out of a job where I don’t have to wear pants. - Jon Voight doesn’t understand how adoption works. - Cindy Crawford is Kris Jenner Read More ... |
| Mark Wahlberg: ‘Sorry, Pussies’ Posted: 19 Jan 2012 08:21 AM PST        In case you blacked yourself out of the Internet yesterday like a goddamn Commie – I kid. BLACK POWER. – Mark Wahlberg stepped in online shit when excerpts from his interview with Men’s Journal were revealed in which he basically says he would’ve stopped 9/11 right in front of his children’s eyes had they boarded Read More ... |
| Snooki Looks Good Without Makeup On? That Can’t Be Right. Posted: 19 Jan 2012 07:29 AM PST        Apparently it’s celebrities going au naturel on Twitter week, because here’s Snooki without makeup on in a photo posted to Twitter yesterday and, no, your coffee wasn’t switched with a beaker of LSD again, she seriously does look decent without an entire cosmetics department shellacked across her face. On a related note, a flaming severed Read More ... |
| So Here’s Jessica Simpson In A Penis Mask Posted: 19 Jan 2012 06:50 AM PST   If you’re mind is even capable of processing words right now, ginormously pregnant Jessica Simpson was at a bachelorette party over the weekend and apparently decided to compensate for not being able to drink her usual 800 margaritas by tweeting a photo of herself in a giant, grotesque penis mask complete with testicles for a Read More ... |
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