Friday, January 20, 2012

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Anonymous shut down MPAA, Justice Dept. websites

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 03:43 PM PST

Giving us a glimpse as to what life will be like once SOPA and PIPA get passed, the federal government shut down megaupload.com today and charged 7 people connected to it with running an international criminal enterprise. In response, Anonymous shut down the websites for the Department of Justice, the MPAA, and the [...]

‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ has a trailer

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 12:55 PM PST

A fifth ‘Resident Evil’ movie is on the way, with the Umbrella Corporation somehow still unable to kill Alice even though she stands completely still and perfectly upright in every gun fight. I just wish they had included a few more "this is my world" examples at the beginning though. 4 wasn't really enough, I'm [...]

Ellen Hollman understands the red carpet

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 12:20 PM PST

The reason movie premieres have a red carpet is so the stars can pose for pictures. So it would make sense for them to look attractive. Like Ellen Hollman did at the ‘Spartacus: Vengeance’ premiere last night at the ArcLight in Hollywood. This will apparently be news to people like Kristen [...]

Miley spent $50,000 to look like this

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 11:52 AM PST

Miley Cyrus spent $50,000 on nutritionists, chefs and personal trainers before going to Hawaii for Christmas with her boyfriend, Thors little brother. She’s 19, by the way. Don’t most 19-year-olds sort of look like this anyway, or better? She spent $3,300 a pound and still wouldn’t make the front cover of a Barely [...]

OJ Simpson is Khloes real dad

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 10:41 AM PST

Kris Jenner has yet to take Opie and Anthony up on their $250,000 offer to identify the father of Khloe Kardashian with a DNA test, and now we know why! Because her real father is Heisman wining assassin OJ Simpson. ‘O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,’ a source (told the Enquirer). They allege that [...]

Mark Wahlberg has given his half-assed apology

Posted: 19 Jan 2012 09:24 AM PST

Mark Wahlberg, who as you can see is about the same height and build as Jessica Biel, told Mens Journal that he would have single-handedly stopped the terrorists on 9/11, unlike the docile sheep who sat there and did nothing. And then he would have single-handedly landed the plane, because how hard could [...]

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