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• The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.25.12
• Unsupervised Britney Spears Looks Exactly How You Expect It To Look
• Joan Rivers Destroys Chelsea Handler
• Brandi Glanville Banged Gerard Butler For A Week
• Olivia Wilde Is Your New Pregnancy Rumor
• Miley Cyrus Got Drunk And Ate A Penis Cake
• Demi Moore Hospitalized For ‘Exhaustion’ And Yes, Exhaustion Means Drugs
• Vienna Girardi In A Bikini and Other News

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.25.12 Posted: 25 Jan 2012 01:00 PM PST You know you Lycan this. (That werewolf pun just happened and, no, I won’t apologize for it.) Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring David Duchovny thinking to himself, “I’m pretty sure I’ve ejaculated on a forehead exactly like this one.” Oprah minds the stepchildren, and self-made-lesbian Cynthia Nixon‘s brown takes a difficult turn. Read More ...

Unsupervised Britney Spears Looks Exactly How You Expect It To Look Posted: 25 Jan 2012 11:46 AM PST Apparently Britney Spears‘ dad is getting her ready to end this conservatorship because here she is in all her crazy-eyed glory while letting her children walk barefoot in downtown Los Angeles yesterday where hipsters ironically pee and puke after a night of $10 PBRs. Also, I have no idea why she’s holding piles of clothes, Read More ...

Joan Rivers Destroys Chelsea Handler Posted: 25 Jan 2012 10:42 AM PST Not physically mind you. She actually looks like this. On Monday morning, Chelsea Handler said the following when asked about a feud with Joan Rivers on Howard Stern. Via RadarOnline: “Joan Rivers? What the fuck do I care about Joan Rivers? I don’t think about her ever.” Jump to Tuesday morning, when Joan stopped by Read More ...

Brandi Glanville Banged Gerard Butler For A Week Posted: 25 Jan 2012 09:42 AM PST A while back it was rumored that Brandi Glanville hooked up with Gerard Butler which no one really believed because, yes, Gerard Butler loves vagina, he probably doesn’t have to troll for reality stars that got dumped by Eddie Cibrian for LeAnn Rimes. Turns out he’s that dedicated of a cocksman. Via E! News: On Read More ...

Olivia Wilde Is Your New Pregnancy Rumor Posted: 25 Jan 2012 09:01 AM PST “Excuse me for a second- ‘The fuck did you just say?” Apparently there’s a rumor going around that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, and this may come as a shock to you, but I’m not buying this one. Mostly because Reese Witherspoon is and everyone knows pregnancy is a zero-sum game. But science aside, if Olivia Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Got Drunk And Ate A Penis Cake Posted: 25 Jan 2012 07:52 AM PST “Drankin’ sure does make me hungry for dem wiener cakes.” Because the world needed to see them and be enriched by their presence, TMZ was awesome enough to fire over these photos of Miley Cyrus celebrating Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday on Saturday where she apparently got chipmunk-faced drunk (Still 19 by the way.) before someone whipped Read More ...

Demi Moore Hospitalized For ‘Exhaustion’ And Yes, Exhaustion Means Drugs Posted: 25 Jan 2012 07:01 AM PST For those of you wondering how Demi Moore‘s holding up after her divorce from Ashton Kutcher, not fucking well. TMZ reports she was hospitalized last night for substance abuse which her reps are actually trying to spin as “exhaustion” because no one hears that and goes, “So drugs, right? It’s drugs.” Never happens. Anyway, RadarOnline Read More ...

Vienna Girardi In A Bikini and Other News Posted: 25 Jan 2012 06:00 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy - President Obama’s State Of The Union Address In 12 Animated GIFs - But the real star of the show was Kathy Proctor? - Flexibility is important, for like exercise and stuff. - Blake Lively is the deal-breaker in the casting of a film that stars Channing Tatum. Read More ...

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