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- The Crap We Missed – 1.27.12
- Tila Tequila Really Wants You To See Her Implants
- Demi Moore Was Smoking ‘Something’ Now
- Gerard Butler Has No Idea Who Brandi Glanville Is
- Ian Somerhalder: Cat Detective
- Adriana Lima Wore Another Bikini and Other News
- Taylor Swift Wrote An Entire Album About Jake Gyllenhaal
| Posted: 27 Jan 2012 01:21 PM PST        “Appears to be sewn-in… Uh, clean-up, aisle frog.” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nick Nolte not giving a fuck so hard other people’s fucks are disintegrating before they themselves can be given, Vanessa Paradis trying to distract from her face in the worst way possible, Claire Danes getting banged by an Iron Read More ... |
| Tila Tequila Really Wants You To See Her Implants Posted: 27 Jan 2012 12:24 PM PST        “Shalom,” they say. I’m going to be honest with you: I hate Tila Tequila, but at the same time, I love giant breasts including ones that still have that new dead inside smell. So here’s Tila rollerblading around Malibu this morning with what I’m assuming are brand new, if not repumped, implants, so at least Read More ... |
| Demi Moore Was Smoking ‘Something’ Now Posted: 27 Jan 2012 10:53 AM PST        If you heard about Demi Moore doing whip-its and went, “Ha! Are we going to find out she was doing salvia next?” We’re finding out she was probably doing salvia next. People reports: Demi Moore was having convulsions and “burning up” at her Los Angeles home after she smoked an unknown substance, according to the Read More ... |
| Gerard Butler Has No Idea Who Brandi Glanville Is Posted: 27 Jan 2012 09:21 AM PST        Earlier in the week, Brandi Glanville openly admitted to banging Gerard Butler because she’s on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and therefore by definition a gaping wang depository for wealthy men. And possibly even a lying wang despository at that considering this was Gerard’s response to TMZ when they asked him if he’s really an Read More ... |
| Ian Somerhalder: Cat Detective Posted: 27 Jan 2012 08:20 AM PST        “Prepare for a tummy rub, crime.” Before this post turns into a dreamily heroic yet comically misguided adventure of bleeding heart proportions, a little background from the Washington Post that you’re going to want to skip if at least 50% of your cubicle is kitten-themed: Jacob Burris, the campaign manager for Arkansas Democratic congressional candidate Read More ... |
| Adriana Lima Wore Another Bikini and Other News Posted: 27 Jan 2012 08:15 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Gronking > Tebowing. - Joe Rogan and Rosie O’Donnell are 9/11 conspiracy theorists now. - Pat Sajak and Vanna White used to do Wheel drunk on margaritas. - The 50 Most Ridiculous Mascots: I vote for the Penn State Silent Shower Head. - Leonardo Read More ... |
| Taylor Swift Wrote An Entire Album About Jake Gyllenhaal Posted: 27 Jan 2012 07:30 AM PST        Taylor Swift has a history of writing songs about her exes (See: Mayer, John “Douchecanoe”), but she’s never written an entire concept album about one which is how I chose to read this Us Weekly article about Jake Gyllenhaal who dumped her for being “too young.” Haha! Gays. You say the darndest things. “She’s haunted Read More ... |
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