Monday, January 30, 2012

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.30.12

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 01:36 PM PST

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In Celine Dion‘s defense, she could be menstruating. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuringRead More ...

Brandi Glanville’s Calling Gerard Butler A Liar Now

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 12:58 PM PST

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Last week, Brandi Glanville decided to go on television and announce she banged Gerard Butler who, like any Scotsmen worth his weight in golf, either denied the whole thing or made it clear he has no idea what his penis does in its spare time, depending on how you look at it. Anyway, now she’s Read More ...

Supposedly Ashlee Simpson Looks ‘Great’ Here

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 12:10 PM PST

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This may come as a shock to you, but I’m not a maven of high fashion society, so I really have no clue why everyone was raving about how “amazing” Ashlee Simpson looked at the SAG Awards last night. Maybe because she’s not standing next to a sobbing little boy with girl’s hair? Or maybe Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez Swimsuit Photos, Anyone?

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 11:00 AM PST

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Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Miami on Friday where she also brought along Casper Smart because who the hell else is going to drive her to the Piggly Wiggly? More importantly, she actually looks pretty damn good in the shots taken through a window from five buildings over whereas the ones of Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes Eats Wieners

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 09:19 AM PST

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Have I mentioned I’m 11? It’s been 25 days since we last saw LeAnn Rimes eating, or at least looking like she’s eating, so just assume that’s the last time it happened. Anyway, here she is giving this consumption thing another try at Friday’s Mavericks game where it looks like she actually took a bite Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Banged Lil’ Bow Wow

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 08:21 AM PST

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In an interview with 105.1 in New York, Bow Wow basically admits to hooking up with Kim Kardashian two years ago so it’s anybody’s guess whether that was before, after or during the time she was banging Kanye West, Gabriel Aubry, Miles Austin or that entire inner-city basketball team whose bodies were found mysteriously flattened Read More ...

Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 08:00 AM PST

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Posted by Photo Boy - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems need some support. (Breast Puns!) - Sean Penn is confusing Haiti with Scarlett Johansson‘s vagina again. - Nick Carter is 32, but his face looks more lik–AHH! - The curious case of Katherine Heigl‘s popularity. - Karissa and Read More ...

Demi Moore Was Smoking K2 Spice With Rumer

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 07:20 AM PST

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As Demi Moore‘s Fuck You, Ashton Kutcher Drug Binge and Nitrous Extravaganza continues to unfold, we now know that Rumer was there the whole time, and that the two were most likely smoking something called K2 Spice and not salvia because apparently I’m the only one who still drinks all his anger and frustration into Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Sings Until Somebody Menstruates. Mostly Her.

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 06:02 AM PST

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“A whooa-oooaa-whoooaaa why don’t you ever have an opinion about curtains, you assho-ooh-whoo-ole!” Christina Aguilera performed at Etta James’ memorial service Saturday night and honored the late singer in the classiest way possible if classy means flashing your tits and letting menstrual blood slowly trickle down your leg because you’re a witch hellbent on waving Read More ...

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