What Would Tyler Durden Do |
- Kelly Brook is very wise
- Katy Perry is a Sims character now
- Lindsay Lohan is totally in a real movie this time
- Opie and Anthony offer Kris Jenner 250K for Khloe proof
- Todd Glass has come out of the closet
- Cameron Diaz has still got it
| Posted: 17 Jan 2012 05:00 PM PST One advantage Kelly Brooks lingerie has over other brands of lingerie is that it’s modeled by Kelly Brook. That sly boots. I also like that she’s wearing high heels, because it makes me think that if she tried to run away I could catch her. (image source = splash) |
| Katy Perry is a Sims character now Posted: 17 Jan 2012 02:17 PM PST Imagine if you could isolate everything bad about life with Katy Perry (incessant demands, god-awful music, dancing) and then combine that with never ever fucking her, or even staring at her tits. That would suck right? Yeah that’s what I thought too. But she’s a new character in 'The Sims 3: [...] |
| Lindsay Lohan is totally in a real movie this time Posted: 17 Jan 2012 12:57 PM PST Lindsay Lohan told TMZ… pardon me, a “source” told TMZ, that Lindsay Lohan has so impressed casting directors around town with her new level of maturity and professionalism, than they’re practically fighting each other to get her in their new movies. But Lindsay has now chosen the vehicle for her big comeback, and [...] |
| Opie and Anthony offer Kris Jenner 250K for Khloe proof Posted: 17 Jan 2012 11:25 AM PST Despite the fact that we can look right at them, Kris Jenner still insists that her daughters Kim Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), Kourtney Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like Bigfoot) all have the same father. It’s actually kind of insulting. So today Opie and Anthony [...] |
| Todd Glass has come out of the closet Posted: 17 Jan 2012 10:56 AM PST Stand-up comedian Todd Glass, who you may know from ‘Tosh.0′ or, um… other episodes of ‘Tosh.0′, announced that he’s gay yesterday while a guest on Marc Marons podcast. When asked what prompted him to come out now, Glass said he could no longer sit back and do nothing about the growing number of suicides committed [...] |
| Posted: 17 Jan 2012 09:32 AM PST For like, I don't know, ten years maybe, I've been saying that Cameron Diaz is actually a fucking monster, despite what leading magazines would like you to believe, and if people would just open their eyes and look at her they'd realize how alarmingly ugly she is, and has been for a long time [...] |
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