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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.16.12
- Amber Heard Wins Award Season
- Kim Kardashian & Kris Jenner Busted Faking Scenes in Dubai For KKTNY
- Mena Suvari Filed For Divorce
- Lindsay Lohan’s Crashing Parties Again
- Kelly Osbourne’s Face Is A Splendor To Behold And Other News
- So Here’s Rihanna Smoking A Huge Blunt
- GOLDEN GLOBES: Salma Hayek’s Breasts And These Other People
- GOLDEN GLOBES: One Dinklage To Rule Them All
- GOLDEN GLOBES: Reese Witherspoon, Sofia Vergara, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Nicole Richie
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.16.12 Posted: 16 Jan 2012 01:15 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the time Grapemaster deduced Black Spider-Man’s secret identity, Gerard Butler hitting on what looks like Paris Hilton because apparently he wants to get this death thing over with rapido, Courtney Love being Courtney Love (Read: Drunk and full of barbituates.) and what happens immediately after having sex Read More ... |
| Posted: 16 Jan 2012 12:15 PM PST        While Amber Heard technically wasn’t at an awards show this weekend, if anyone can somehow show up on a red carpet looking hotter than this, I’ll show you a photo of Katy Perry firing a winged Minka Kelly out of her naked breasts into Jessica Biel‘s ass. Or Jon Hamm. Just a photo of Jon Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian & Kris Jenner Busted Faking Scenes in Dubai For KKTNY Posted: 16 Jan 2012 11:00 AM PST        Back in December, we posted the above pics of Kim Kardashian leaving a studio with Kris Jenner to make fun of her “media lockdown” and like all things Kardashian, immediately pissed them out of our minds if I may stick to a theme here. Turns out they’ve apparently become the smoking black penis gun in Read More ... |
| Posted: 16 Jan 2012 10:07 AM PST        Despite covering herself in gang tattoos for him then getting married in the Vatican City, Mena Suvari is divorcing Simone Sestito after just two years of marriage, according to TMZ. Which is news I honestly couldn’t care less about, I just wanted an excuse to post these old pics of her impossibly large chipmunk butt Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Crashing Parties Again Posted: 16 Jan 2012 09:29 AM PST        Looking at these photos of Lindsay Lohan at Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes after-party last night, you’d just assume she was somehow invited after Dina promised half-off handies for everyone who saved their Globes ticket stub. Except it turns out Lindsay’s been sneaking into parties on her own all week because apparently it’s Surprisingly Faithful Hotel Read More ... |
| Kelly Osbourne’s Face Is A Splendor To Behold And Other News Posted: 16 Jan 2012 08:45 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Happy MLK Day: 10 Interesting And Surprising Facts You May Not Know About Martin Luther King, Jr. - The pic of Tom Hanks on a swing set justifies this entire gallery. - As I’ve always claimed, Kid Rock is trying to give you cancer. - Britney Read More ... |
| So Here’s Rihanna Smoking A Huge Blunt Posted: 16 Jan 2012 08:00 AM PST        Apparently Rihanna had to watch the Golden Globes for work, too, because here she is smoking a giant blunt in Hawaii yesterday and then doing a bunch of lazy stretches in yoga pants. Which would be awesome if we haven’t already seen her go on a 24-hour drunken butt sex smorgasbord, so now you see Read More ... |
| GOLDEN GLOBES: Salma Hayek’s Breasts And These Other People Posted: 16 Jan 2012 07:45 AM PST        Ready for more red carpet photos from the Golden Globes? Too bad, we’re Roethlisbergering them in your eyes. Here’s Salma Hayek and a bunch of random people who didn’t get their own galleries, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and a random warlock who mysteriously appeared to accept an award it Read More ... |
| GOLDEN GLOBES: One Dinklage To Rule Them All Posted: 16 Jan 2012 06:05 AM PST        While he didn’t walk out onstage struttin’ like a pimp thanks to being forced to navigate a sea of chairs because the Golden Globes clearly has an anti-midget agenda – Case in point: Where was Tom Cruise last night? – here’s Peter Dinklage accepting his award for Best Supporting Actor for Game of Thrones even Read More ... |
| GOLDEN GLOBES: Reese Witherspoon, Sofia Vergara, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Nicole Richie Posted: 16 Jan 2012 05:42 AM PST        For those of you with lives rich with purpose and meaning, the 69th Annual Golden Globes were last night and trust me when I say they were just as boring as that time you accidentally watched part of one. So to kick off our coverage with the express purpose of bringing it to a close Read More ... |
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