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- Brad Pitt: The kids are “pressuring” me to “buy mommy a ring”
- Jennifer Aniston in a Dolce & Gabbana LBD at the DGAs: pretty or busted?
- Nicole Kidman in black & white Collette Dinnigan: lovely or ‘Toxy trainwreck?
- Jennifer Lopez & facially challenged Casper Smart are loved up in Miami: gross?
- Russell Crowe lost weight, found makeup: would you still hit it?
- Katy Perry does her first red carpet appearance since her split: sympathetic?
Brad Pitt: The kids are “pressuring” me to “buy mommy a ring” Posted: 29 Jan 2012 07:36 AM PST Brad Pitt did an interview with CBS Sunday Morning, which aired this morning. I've included the videos at the end of the post – the first video seems to be the entire one that aired, and then the second one is just a minute-long outtake of Brad discussing Tree of Life. Brad looks really, really good here. Whatever he's been doing lately – man-made or natural – is working for me. Plus, the man knows he looks great in shades of blue, and he's been working that to his advantage lately, like he did in his photo shoot with The Hollywood Reporter. Much like his THR interview, Brad notably talks about how he and Angelina are TOTALLY going to marry.
Do you think all of this marriage talk is just part of Brad's Oscar campaign? I think it's partly about the campaign, sure. But I also think that Angelina wants to get married, and she has wanted it for a while now, and Brad is slowly coming around. I don't buy that the kids are like "buy mommy a ring!" unless Angelina has been prodding them, "Go tell Daddy that!" |
Jennifer Aniston in a Dolce & Gabbana LBD at the DGAs: pretty or busted? Posted: 29 Jan 2012 06:43 AM PST Finally! Here are new photos of Jennifer Aniston at last night's Directors Guild Awards in LA. Aniston was there as one of the nominated directors/producers of Five, the Lifetime movie she did with a group of women – incidentally, she lost in her category. Anyway, Aniston wore this Dolce & Gabbana minidress which… looks like the same kind of LBD she always wears. I'm guessing this is a new piece, but I'm also guessing she has at least two dozen versions of this dress already in her closet. So, it's a little big boring. Shall we talk about the fact that she has no baby bump that I can see? There's nothing noticeable in her mid-section, so that whole "she's six months pregnant!" claim really was BS. That being said, Aniston does look like she's gained a little weight. Maybe it's because she quit smoking, or maybe she's just stopped obsessively working out since she got with Justin, I don't know. But look at her legs – and you can even see the slight weight gain in her face and in her arms. She's just not as "toned" as she usually is. Which is fine, I'm glad that she looks more relaxed and she seems less obsessed with keeping her body ridiculously fit. She looks happy about it too. She seems to have walked the red carpet solo, but Justin Theroux was there to support his girl – go here to see photos of Aniston and Theroux inside the DGA event. They look genuinely happy together, and I suspect all of the tabloid stories about their constant fighting are BS as well (but I've always thought that). When will they walk a red carpet for the first together? At the premiere of Wanderlust? Or at the Oscars? By the way, am I the only one who thinks there's something off/weird/different about Aniston's face? I can't put my finger on it though – what's different? |
Nicole Kidman in black & white Collette Dinnigan: lovely or ‘Toxy trainwreck? Posted: 29 Jan 2012 05:59 AM PST Here are some photos of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at the Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts Awards in LA Friday night. Nicole wore this black-and-white Collette Dinnigan dress which… I like? I think? You know how I feel about lace and stuff, but I think this black lace effect was done beautifully, and Nicole definitely does not look like she's wearing a white tablecloth with a black lace overlay. Well… the belt helps. I'm a little disappointed that Nicole didn't do a big bouffant, though. I was one of the few that loved her giant, Southern-style, teased-up look the other day, and seeing her on another red carpet with her hair down (save for one strand pulled back with a tiny clip!) is kind of boring. I have a quick question – does anyone else think Nicole dresses too "girlie" for her age, or is that not a thing? Like, she's not Zooey Deschanel, a 30-something woman who dresses like a 6-year-old on a sugar high. And it's not like Nicole is dressing "too young" in the sense that her clothes are too revealing or too "young startlet". But there's something that I find too "precious" about Nicole's red carpet style over the past year. Her style used to be so much more sophisticated and avant-garde, but now it's just little lace dresses and frills and stuff. I'm guessing it only bugs me. As for Keith – STOP FLAT-IRONING YOUR HAIR. Enough. You have the same hair as Cojo. Shall we even discuss Nicole's lips? There are a few photos where it seems like her bottom lip is a giant, immovable slug. I'm reminded of that photo Michael K just used the other day – go look at Nicole's vintage, original lips, and then come back and look at her lips in these photos. Dear God. |
Jennifer Lopez & facially challenged Casper Smart are loved up in Miami: gross? Posted: 29 Jan 2012 05:58 AM PST CB has been doing most of the coverage of Jennifer Lopez and her facially-challenged boy-toy, Casper Smart, but I just had to chime in when I looked through these photos. These pics are of Jennifer in Miami, doing a "steamy" (oily?) photo shoot with Mario Testino. Casper was at the photo shoot, of course, because he basically has nothing else going on in his life other than following J.Lo around. Paparazzi managed to get lots of photos of Jennifer "posing" for Testino, and in between set-ups, the paparazzi caught all of these "candids" of Jennifer and Fubar. You know what? I'm kind of done making excuses for her? Even at her worst, I can usually find some love for the diva-monster hurricane that is J.Lo, but Casper is one facially-challenged move too far. I think I would be able to overlook her need to take some young, dumb lover… if only he had actually been attractive. But Jennifer is got young, dumb and fug. And I just don't see how she's that bad off? That's such a massive downgrade, I can't even start. Like, I don't even think Kirstie Alley would want Casper. Yet here's Jennifer, making lovey-dovey faces at this meathead. By the way, I swallowed my dry heaves and checked out Casper's Twitter feed, the one he used to defend his love with Jennifer. In one tweet to a friend, he mentions what he's been doing lately, which is "choreographing" and "been in acting classes." OH GOD. That's what's next, isn't it? Jennifer is going to get him a job in one of her movies. |
Russell Crowe lost weight, found makeup: would you still hit it? Posted: 29 Jan 2012 05:58 AM PST Do you know how hot I used to be for Russell Crowe? This was back before Gladiator even came out. I was hot for Russell when I saw LA Confidential. BUD WHITE!!! God, I love that movie. And Big Russ was super-hot in it, in a man's man kind of way, but he was also vulnerable and interesting, like a young Marlon Brando. Then of course came Gladiator, and every lady in the world wanted to ride his jock. And then he gained some weight and barely worked, and when he did work, his girth (and not the good girth) was always a topic of conversation. Well, Russell has lost the weight – these are new photos of Not-So-Big Russ at the Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts Awards on Friday, in LA. I haven't seen new photos of Crowe in months and months, it feels like. He looks… good? But maybe not? I don't know, I can't decide. I had gotten so used to seeing the bigger Russell, to the point where I kind of liked the extra meat on him. Plus, I think his skin looks weird, like he overdid the foundation. Basically, I'm glad that he's trying out a maybe healthier lifestyle/diet, but he also looks a bit sickly to me now. So, here are the questions: would you still hit it? Would you have ever hit it? Would you be more likely to hit it now, or back when he was in the midst of a love affair with ice cream? Oh, and in case you miss seeing a random, beefy, hairy Australian, I threw in a photo of Joel Edgerton at the same event. He's been hit with Russell Crowe Syndrome – hard. I hope it's for a role? |
Katy Perry does her first red carpet appearance since her split: sympathetic? Posted: 29 Jan 2012 05:08 AM PST These are some new photos of Katy Perry during her first post-split red carpet appearance on Friday, in Las Vegas. The dude that she's hanging on is Markus Molinari, a jewelry designer and one of the hosts of the charity event, which benefited Haitian earthquake victims. Bedhead has been covering a lot of Katy Perry news lately, including Friday's story about Katy's alleged cocaine use, and how that cocaine-soaked party lifestyle is one of the big reasons why Katy and Russell Brand split up. God knows if it's true, but it has been interesting to see which stories Camp Brand and Camp Perry have been pushing in the media – it feels like both of them really want to come out of this divorce with public sympathy on their side. So, I guess it's pretty smart for Katy to make her first red carpet appearance for charity, and to be notably "quiet" at the event:
[From People] Obviously, Katy and Russell will both "bounce back" after the divorce. My prediction for Russell is a series of random, Gerard-Butler-style hookups with any girl that will have him, followed by a second marriage with someone on the sobriety track. Unfortunately, I think Katy is going to spend some time post-divorce spiraling out of control. Before she and Russell even split up, she announced that she was going to take some time off – I think she's going to spend the next year partying, getting wasted and making some really bad decisions. We'll see, though. Oh, and Paris Hilton was at this event too – I'm including photos of her because A) Katy and Paris Hilton at the same event says a lot about the event and B) Look at Paris's wonk eye!!!!!!! |
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