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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.26.12
- Ashton Kutcher Seems Really Concerned About Demi Moore
- Lindsay Lohan Sued For That Time She Hit A Baby With Her Car
- Vanessa Hudgens Won’t Stop Wearing Bikinis
- Liam Neeson’s Converting To Islam
- Kate Beckinsale Presents Her Cleavage To Ze Germans and Other News
- Demi Moore Was Doing Whip-Its
- Rihanna’s Thug Life Tattoo or See Through Dress: A Superficial ‘Sophie’s Choice’
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.26.12 Posted: 26 Jan 2012 12:13 PM PST        Liam Neeson can have Islam, I’m converting to this religion. Whatever this one is. Melonology. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the soon-to-raped wax statues of RPattz and T-Lau (Do they call him T-Lau? They should call him T-Lau.), HulkBama, the hottest 40-year-old painter of Khloe & Lamar banging pictures I’ve ever seen Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Seems Really Concerned About Demi Moore Posted: 26 Jan 2012 11:00 AM PST        With Demi Moore in the hospital for doing whip-its of all things, you’d just assume Ashton Kutcher might be a tad concerned for the woman he was married to before detonating their relationship with his wandering cock. Turns out he has not a fuck to give because TMZ has footage of him fist-pumping with a Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Sued For That Time She Hit A Baby With Her Car Posted: 26 Jan 2012 10:20 AM PST        “Bras? Where we’re going we don’t need bras…” I don’t make it an effort to cover the 800 lawsuits Lindsay Lohan‘s served with everyday mostly because she’s an over-entitled drug addict who doesn’t see the need to pay for goods or services, so they really should come as no surprise. But this one involves my Read More ... |
| Vanessa Hudgens Won’t Stop Wearing Bikinis Posted: 26 Jan 2012 09:23 AM PST        Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in Hawaii yesterday where she did a little topless sunbathing if topless means you don’t see anything awesome even though we’ve all stared directly into her spread eagle vagina, so technically she owes us for the free gynecological exam. This isn’t socialist Canada, lady. (Teach the infidel a lesson, Liam.) Photos: Fame/FlynetRead More ... |
| Liam Neeson’s Converting To Islam Posted: 26 Jan 2012 09:20 AM PST  “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a convert, I can tell you I don’t have faith. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me pretty handy in Read More ... |
| Kate Beckinsale Presents Her Cleavage To Ze Germans and Other News Posted: 26 Jan 2012 09:15 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Here’s a Latina(o)? midget’s Amy Winehouse tribute. You’re welcome. - Snoop Dogg gives Kris Humphries the greatest advice of his life. - Redheaded cleavage that is in no way hotter than Kate Beckinsale. - Tracy Morgan has more good works to do on this earth. Read More ... |
| Posted: 26 Jan 2012 07:26 AM PST        Apparently Demi Moore was knocking back whip-its the night she was hospitalized because she’s 18 and living in her parent’s basement while working a dead-end job at Arby’s. A fact I’ve secretly suspected for years now, but lacked the journalistic integrity to follow through on. Gotta start trusting my gut more. TMZ reports: Sources tell Read More ... |
| Rihanna’s Thug Life Tattoo or See Through Dress: A Superficial ‘Sophie’s Choice’ Posted: 26 Jan 2012 06:03 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Not unlike meetings in the Situation Room of the White House, we often find ourselves white-knuckled with anxiety over which stories to run. (They wear footie pajamas and drink hot chocolate from sippy cups, right?) Well, recently Rihanna not only went out and got herself a ‘Thug Life’ tattoo in pink Read More ... |
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