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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.17.12
- Kris Jenner’s Kids Caught Her Cheating On Robert Kardashian With Bruce Jenner
- Megan Fox And Lindsay Lohan Are Competing For That Elizabeth Taylor Role Now
- BREAKING: Cameron Diaz Can Look Worse
- Rihanna’s Still Smoking Weed And Confirming It On Twitter Because Did I Mention She’s High?
- What’s Up, Vanessa Hudgens? And Other News
- Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes? Get Out.
- Katy Perry Wants Russell Brand Back To Piss Off Her Parents
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.17.12 Posted: 17 Jan 2012 12:45 PM PST        “Wait. I’m still alive?” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find out that in the face of impossible odds, James Franco discovered a more irritatingly hipster way to perpetuate a junkie’s motto, Robin Roberts is about a second away from a judo chop to the jugular and Gisele Bundchen reminds us how Read More ... |
| Kris Jenner’s Kids Caught Her Cheating On Robert Kardashian With Bruce Jenner Posted: 17 Jan 2012 11:18 AM PST        “Look at that nice young girl flashing her hoo-ha for attention. Why can’t Kendall be more like that?” On top of learning that Robert Kardashian admitted to his ex-wives that Khloe was basically a bastard Wookiee he took in and loved more than his own flesh and blood, we now get to find out that Read More ... |
| Megan Fox And Lindsay Lohan Are Competing For That Elizabeth Taylor Role Now Posted: 17 Jan 2012 10:04 AM PST        Last week, we learned that Lindsay Lohan is up for the role of Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming Lifetime movie and as of this morning, her mom was trying to convince people it’s because Lindsay is so mature now. Turns out the producers are basically looking for free press because not only are they confirming Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Cameron Diaz Can Look Worse Posted: 17 Jan 2012 09:07 AM PST        Probably because the photographer who shot these spent most of the day praying in Latin to revive his dead penis, it took until late yesterday for these pics of Cameron Diaz in all her man-armed, bleached-death splendor at Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes after-party to What the fucking hell? their way across my desk. From there Read More ... |
| Rihanna’s Still Smoking Weed And Confirming It On Twitter Because Did I Mention She’s High? Posted: 17 Jan 2012 08:20 AM PST        Apparently Rihanna is on a vacation of the body and mind because here she is smoking another giant blunt in Hawaii, only this time she’s decided to walk around with it in public on top of confirming she’s baking her face off on Twitter. So to everyone who said Hawaii has ridiculous weed yesterday, congratulations, Read More ... |
| What’s Up, Vanessa Hudgens? And Other News Posted: 17 Jan 2012 08:15 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Some other chicks who are probably just into white chocolate. - The 40 Absolutely Worst People In America: Let’s go ahead and reopen that Eugenics discussion. - James Franco doesn’t need porn anymore. - How these aren’t stills from the new Wes Anderson flick is blowing Read More ... |
| Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes? Get Out. Posted: 17 Jan 2012 07:14 AM PST  Seen here asking Santa for a new foot, Paula Deen has officially confirmed she has Type 2 diabetes proving Jesus has not only quit affecting the outcome of football games this week but is over preventing morbidly obese Southerners from dying in a butter coffin of their own making. “I get bored,” I believe where Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Wants Russell Brand Back To Piss Off Her Parents Posted: 17 Jan 2012 05:55 AM PST        Probably because of using her divorce to preach about Jews controlling all the money – They forgot The Slutty Leprechaun Guild, too. – Katy Perry met with Russell Brand in LA over the weekend to supposedly discuss getting back together for the sole purpose of pissing her parents off. The Daily Mail reports: The 36-year-old Read More ... |
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