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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.20.12
- More Proof Mark Wahlberg Is A Goddamn Idiot
- Mena Suvari In Yoga Pants
- Katy Perry Unfollowed Russell Brand’s Twitter! OMFGSOPAPIPAABCBBD!
- Courtney Stodden’s Still Alive, Jogging in Heels
- Kate Gosselin Really Wants You To See Where 8 Babies Came From and Other News
- Vanessa Bryant Got $75 Million And 3 Mansions
- Vanessa Hudgens Wore A Bikini in Hawaii, Too
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.20.12 Posted: 20 Jan 2012 01:15 PM PST        Wait. How does the dog even know who she is to get it up? Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Peter Sarsgaard taking on a role that clearly should have gone to Michael Fassbender, a mortified Aaron Carter realizing his DJ equipment didn’t come with a big black microphone and Serena Williams on Read More ... |
| More Proof Mark Wahlberg Is A Goddamn Idiot Posted: 20 Jan 2012 12:23 PM PST  While Mark Wahlberg continues to back his head out of his ass after saying he could’ve stopped the 9/11 terrorists because the other passengers were clearly pussies with his latest excuse: “I am not an actor. I am a real guy from the streets and I’ve been in a lot of situations, so I was Read More ... |
| Posted: 20 Jan 2012 11:14 AM PST        Earlier in the week, we posted about Mena Suvari filing for divorce and all you did was click on four-year-old photos of her chipmunk butt in a chipmunk bikini like it was the chipmunk antidote. So here’s that butt crammed into yoga pants yesterday because while I’m not really sure how journalism works, I’m almost Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Unfollowed Russell Brand’s Twitter! OMFGSOPAPIPAABCBBD! Posted: 20 Jan 2012 10:27 AM PST        In case you thought Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s divorce couldn’t be more rife with sexy secrets, here comes the most shocking and scandalous news yet: Katy stopped following Russell on Twitter. Reginald, the smelling salts! There’s fainting afoot! Us Weekly reports: The 27-year-old “Firework” singer has unfollowed her soon-to-be ex-husband on Twitter. As of Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden’s Still Alive, Jogging in Heels Posted: 20 Jan 2012 09:38 AM PST        Somehow we missed these pics of Courtney Stodden jogging in heels, but that’s in the past now, so let’s focus on two things that immediately jump out here: 1. Apparently Courtney Stodden needs a bodyguard now. And not just any bodyguard, but one who clearly learned his trade at the Borrow Your Dad’s Suit School Read More ... |
| Kate Gosselin Really Wants You To See Where 8 Babies Came From and Other News Posted: 20 Jan 2012 08:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Yoga Pants: Side-eying men into divorce since 1973. - Exhibit A: Mila Kunis. - I think what David Lynch is trying to say here is he likes coffee. - Dane Cook acted like a douchecanoe. What strange and unusual times are these… - Everybody Read More ... |
| Vanessa Bryant Got $75 Million And 3 Mansions Posted: 20 Jan 2012 07:44 AM PST        TMZ has just released the details of Kobe and Vanessa Bryant‘s divorce settlement, and can we finally start calling marriage the Cadillac of Prostitution? Because, seriously, when the job’s done, a court of law makes you sure get paid 10 times as much for only a quarter of the sex that 90% of the time Read More ... |
| Vanessa Hudgens Wore A Bikini in Hawaii, Too Posted: 20 Jan 2012 06:44 AM PST        Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler (?) in Hawaii yesterday because apparently it’s that magical time of the year when Marijuana Spring gives way to White Chocolate Winter. Also, we don’t post near enough pics of celebrities looking frighteningly happy giving underwater handjobs. I always say I’m going to, but honestly, my heart just wasn’t Read More ... |
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