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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.23.12
- Justin Bieber Wants To Remake ‘Fear’ So He Can Be The Next Marky Mark
- Vanessa Hudgens’ Still In A Bikini
- Britney Spears’ Dad Is Ending Her Conservatorship As A ‘Wedding Gift’
- Rihanna & Chris Brown Partied Together. Oh, Good.
- Miley Cyrus Don’t Need No Bras and Other News
- Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant
- Heidi Klum & Seal Officially Separate
- Joe Paterno’s Dead (1926 – 2012)
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.23.12 Posted: 23 Jan 2012 01:15 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Michael Cera with a mustache went from hilariously adorable to pedophile, the luckiest girl in the world, the time Omar met Kirsten Dunst and Katy Perry‘s sick nipple-twisting clearly has no end in sight. Guess which one of these people just saw Torrie Wilson‘s Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Wants To Remake ‘Fear’ So He Can Be The Next Marky Mark Posted: 23 Jan 2012 12:13 PM PST        Seen here grippin’ his dang-a-lang cuz Justin Bieber is the streets, the eponymous (I might be using that wrong.) maple wunderkind supposedly wants to remake Fear because it launched Mark Wahlberg from just another Southie dancing in his underwear to that dude who finger-banged Reese Witherspoon on a rollercoaster thus possessing all the tools necessary Read More ... |
| Vanessa Hudgens’ Still In A Bikini Posted: 23 Jan 2012 11:17 AM PST        Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler still in Hawaii over the weekend which must be awesome for her ex Josh Hutcherson who’s also there with her to promote Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. Because not only does he have to hear, “Wait, what the hell was Journey 1?” he has to watch his ex-girlfriend bang Read More ... |
| Britney Spears’ Dad Is Ending Her Conservatorship As A ‘Wedding Gift’ Posted: 23 Jan 2012 10:46 AM PST        “Daddy, it’s just what I always wanted! (What’s a consvadership?)” Realizing that it looks like he essentially sold a retarded mule to stud, Jamie Spears has decided to end Britney Spears‘s conservatorship so her marriage to Jason Trawick looks like it was her own idea even though she’s proposed to no less than five separate Read More ... |
| Rihanna & Chris Brown Partied Together. Oh, Good. Posted: 23 Jan 2012 08:39 AM PST        Two weeks ago, a rumor was floating around that Rihanna and Chris Brown had been secretly hooking up for a year which I completely ignored because a.) he bashed her face in and b.) she doesn’t have a penis. Nothing added up. But then here they are leaving Greystone Manor in West Hollywood last night, Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Don’t Need No Bras and Other News Posted: 23 Jan 2012 08:25 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Girls for whom braless is just never an option. - Sean Penn is only acting to save Haiti now. No, really. - Courtney Stodden has a British doppelganger. - Gwyneth Paltrow is Kim Dotcom now. - Here’s what pornstars wear while awarding each others Read More ... |
| Posted: 23 Jan 2012 07:34 AM PST        After being dumped by Jay Cutler days before their wedding, Kristin Cavallari made sure he can’t get away this time because she will not go back to drunkenly banging Corey from Boy Meets World again. And by made sure I mean she pulled a Jessica Alba and went, “Wait a minute, birth control pills don’t Read More ... |
| Heidi Klum & Seal Officially Separate Posted: 23 Jan 2012 06:53 AM PST        When a couple dresses up as that time the Silver Surfer made a reconnaissance mission to the Yam Nebula of Purple Tittylon 7 for Halloween, you just assume theirs is a love that will stand the test of time. Which is why with sad news, and a heavy heart, I can confirm that Heidi Klum Read More ... |
| Joe Paterno’s Dead (1926 – 2012) Posted: 23 Jan 2012 06:08 AM PST  “Wait. Is that a small boy trying to touch me? C’MON.” Where do I even begin? Back in November, at the age of 85, legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno was fired after a grand jury testimony revealed that former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky was basically using Penn State football facilities as his own Read More ... |
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