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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.1.11
- Shia LaBeouf Takes The Pretentious Cake
- Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s In Her Prime
- Letting Chaz Bono Dance With The Stars ‘Harasses’ Christians
- Oscar De La Hoya Admits Drag Photos Were Him The Whole Time
- Imogen Thomas in a Bikini and Other News
- Marc Anthony Doesn’t Know Jennifer Lopez is Spreading The Cheating Rumors
- Snooki: ‘My Fragrance Smells Like a Moistened Ewok, Open To Pleasure’
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.1.11 Posted: 01 Sep 2011 01:33 PM PDT    That’s gonna go straight to her ass. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Timberlake at the exact moment Jessica Biel‘s roofie wore off – “I got back together with whaaaaaa?” – Matthew Vaughn picking a really bad time to think lustily about the night he impregnated January Jones and how to use Read More ... |
| Shia LaBeouf Takes The Pretentious Cake Posted: 01 Sep 2011 12:37 PM PDT    Shia LaBeouf and Marilyn Manson apparently got drunk one night, and like most Hollywood hipsters intoxicated by their rich, earthy butt emissions amidst a sea of ironic argyle, they decided the experience warranted a short film that you can only see after purchasing a $75 book. Now over the past couple of days, we’ve been Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s In Her Prime Posted: 01 Sep 2011 11:41 AM PDT    Lindsay Lohan spent last week getting shit-faced with her mom at Kim Kardashian’s wedding and begging Steven Soderbergh to deny basically saying she’s unhireable. So, of course, she just got a new tattoo of Billy Joel lyrics that read “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of Read More ... |
| Letting Chaz Bono Dance With The Stars ‘Harasses’ Christians Posted: 01 Sep 2011 10:25 AM PDT    He’s giving the thumbs up! ‘Tis devilry! For those of you with jobs that don’t require you to stare into the empty, depressing abyss that is network television, Chaz Bono, the transgender daughter turned son of Cher and Sonny Bono, has been cast on this season’s Dancing With The Stars prompting all kinds of awesome Read More ... |
| Oscar De La Hoya Admits Drag Photos Were Him The Whole Time Posted: 01 Sep 2011 10:08 AM PDT    Four years ago, X17 Online bought photos of a then-married Oscar De La Hoya in drag prompting him to launch a massive intimidation campaign against his stripper mistress, the source of the photos. He even hired an image expert who claimed in legal documents that the images were fakes. But in a new interview with Read More ... |
| Imogen Thomas in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 01 Sep 2011 10:07 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Ray J also objects to the buyout of his sextape with Kim Kardashian, but for different reasons. - Prince Harry is a master balloon artist and large penis enthusiast as it turns out. - Jennifer Aniston + Justin Theroux + Doctor’s office = She’s pregnant. Read More ... |
| Marc Anthony Doesn’t Know Jennifer Lopez is Spreading The Cheating Rumors Posted: 01 Sep 2011 08:53 AM PDT    “Marc, it’s okay. Now, tell us where her butt touched you.” In his first post-divorce interview, Marc Anthony says absolutely nothing interesting at all except that his split from Jennifer Lopez wasn’t “sensationalistic” and that he doesn’t know where all these rumors come from. Probably because he still loves Jennifer making him blind to the Read More ... |
| Snooki: ‘My Fragrance Smells Like a Moistened Ewok, Open To Pleasure’ Posted: 01 Sep 2011 07:34 AM PDT    Snooki was apparently on The Tonight Show Tuesday night, but because nobody watches it, it took two days for anyone to realize she went on television and said her new fragrance will smell like an Oompa Loompa constantly in heat. So like her, is exactly what she’s going to say. Via Us Magazine: No word Read More ... |
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