What Would Tyler Durden Do |
- Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are creepy
- Tony Hawk is getting divorce number three
- Shia LaBeouf got roughed up. At this place. Ummm…
- Katy Perry knows how to sell perfume
- Lindsay Lohan might get arrested today. Again.
- Christina Aguilera has apologized for messing up the anthem
| Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are creepy Posted: 07 Feb 2011 03:55 PM PST Cameron Diaz and boyfriend Alex Rodriguez hit up Miami beach last week, and how can two people with such good bodies still look so unattractive? Especially her. She's so ugly it's uncomfortable. Like if you showed this picture to your dog he'd start backing away and then howling. |
| Tony Hawk is getting divorce number three Posted: 07 Feb 2011 01:16 PM PST It’s a good thing Tony Hawk makes tons of money because that dude can’t go 10 minutes without getting a divorce. People.com says… Tony Hawk’s third marriage is coming to an end. Hawk, 42, filed for divorce from his wife, Lhotse Merriam, in North San Diego County, Calif., on Friday. “We have made the difficult decision [...] |
| Shia LaBeouf got roughed up. At this place. Ummm… Posted: 07 Feb 2011 11:20 AM PST This story is ostensibly about a bar fight, so why does it feel so gay it might as well be roller skating around Venice Beach in tiny denim shorts. Us magazine says… Shia LaBeouf was handcuffed and released in the wee hours of Saturday morning after an alleged bar fight. An eyewitness to the altercation [...] |
| Katy Perry knows how to sell perfume Posted: 07 Feb 2011 09:06 AM PST Mexico is mostly famous for its lawless government and a bountiful supply of date rape drugs, it’s a forced-penetration powder-keg just waiting to explode, so it wasn’t the best idea in the world for Katy Perry to wear this awesomely slutty outfit while promoting her perfume “Purr” in Mexico City this weekend. Actually [...] |
| Lindsay Lohan might get arrested today. Again. Posted: 07 Feb 2011 05:58 AM PST Idle hands are the devils workshop, so in the one month since she left court ordered rehab, Lindsay Lohan has stalked her ex girlfriend by moving next door to her, bribed a Betty Ford center employee into changing her story after assaulting her, and stolen a $2500 necklace from a jewelry store. Good [...] |
| Christina Aguilera has apologized for messing up the anthem Posted: 07 Feb 2011 04:00 AM PST The National Anthem is 8 lines long. And it’s not some random collection of flowery words. It’s a story. The American flag was flying above Fort McHenry during fighting with the British in the War of 1812. It was there as the sun went down. As fighting went on it [...] |
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