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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.12.12
- Robert Kardashian Said Khloe’s His Daughter To Get Out of Having More Kids. That Proves It!
- Jennifer Lopez Gives Casper Smart An Allowance
- Katy Perry’s Dad Is Sorry, Jews
- Justin & The Dancing Dick-Speaker Robot
- Ashton Kutcher Got a Haircut and Other News
- Minka Kelly Shot Down Jake Gyllenhaal
- Demi Lovato & Vanessa Hudgens Won The People’s Choice Awards
- Miley Cyrus And The Rest Of The People’s Choice Awards That’s Worth Looking At
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.12.12 Posted: 12 Jan 2012 01:00 PM PST        “Stay calm, Ryan. There’s a Purell bath and a foot long Coney just waiting in your trailer.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kim Kardashian double-fisting it in a pic that somehow doesn’t take place in an NFL locker room, Simon Cowell suddenly realizing that all that fabulous wealth and sex with models Read More ... |
| Robert Kardashian Said Khloe’s His Daughter To Get Out of Having More Kids. That Proves It! Posted: 12 Jan 2012 12:00 PM PST        Yesterday, we found out that Robert Kardashian supposedly told two of his ex-wives that Khloe isn’t his biological daughter and was the result of Kris Jenner cheating on him with, I dunno, let’s say a wooly mammoth. Since then everyone in the Kardashian family has given purposefully vague denials (Here and here.) to keep this Read More ... |
| Jennifer Lopez Gives Casper Smart An Allowance Posted: 12 Jan 2012 10:52 AM PST        “She never gives me enough to buy LEGOs…” *kicks rock* Jennifer Lopez might be old, but she understands young boys need their walking around money provided that walking around money is spent on her so she can feel like her cradle-robbing is really some sort of reverse gold-digging for idiots because it’s her own goddamn Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Dad Is Sorry, Jews Posted: 12 Jan 2012 09:57 AM PST        Thanks to latching onto Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s divorce to promote his ministry, Katy’s preacher dad Keith Hudson found himself being recorded making anti-Semitic quips like this little gem: "You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey. … You go to LA and they own all the Rolex and diamond Read More ... |
| Justin & The Dancing Dick-Speaker Robot Posted: 12 Jan 2012 09:05 AM PST        “It just sort of came to me in a dream, you know? ‘Where would Michael want kids to hear music from the most?’ And I think we nailed it.” Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast NewsRead More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Got a Haircut and Other News Posted: 12 Jan 2012 09:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Blue Ivy joins this prestigious list of celebrity offspring saddled with the passive-aggressive hatred their parents feel as a result of the burden of child-rearing. - And here’s where the blessed miracle of Beyonce giving birth happened. - Katy Perry is turning away our only ally. Read More ... |
| Minka Kelly Shot Down Jake Gyllenhaal Posted: 12 Jan 2012 08:16 AM PST        After breaking up in August, Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are already back together, but not for a lack of A-list actors attempting to tame her career-killing ass of sexual destiny. (Just go with it.) Us Weekly reports: A source claims that Kelly, 31, “declined” an invitation from Gyllenhaal, 31, when he asked her on Read More ... |
| Demi Lovato & Vanessa Hudgens Won The People’s Choice Awards Posted: 12 Jan 2012 06:45 AM PST        The People’s Choice Awards are held on a Wednesday so right off the bat that tells you how little anyone cares about it. So keeping with that spirit, I’m going to ignore who won what for who gives a shit and focus on the people who made me want to hang out outside of high Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus And The Rest Of The People’s Choice Awards That’s Worth Looking At Posted: 12 Jan 2012 06:40 AM PST        And just like me in the sack, our People’s Choice Awards coverage is over as soon as it began and may or may not have gone through your purse strictly for exploratory purposes. (What don’t you keep in those things?) Anyway, here’s Miley Cyrus along with Nina Dobrev, Julianne Hough, Ashley Greene and Jennifer Lawrence Read More ... |
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