Friday, June 22, 2012

Cele|bitchy

Cele|bitchy


James Marsden knocked up a Brazilian model just months after divorcing his wife

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 08:28 AM PDT

We've been sitting on these man-candy photos of James Marsden for a week. I don't know why. I'm very sorry we didn't get to them sooner. He's got a really nice body, doesn't he? He's got great proportions, and he manages to look really cut and athletic without it feeling all Jersey Shore. Nice.

Last year, there were some blind items floating around and people seemed to think they involved James Marsden being a cheater and/or his possible paternity of January Jones's (oddly ginger) baby. Marsden was married to Lisa Linde (photo below) for years, and they have two children together. They separated and divorced last year, and there was at least one blind item in which there was some kind of allusion to Lisa thinking that James could have fathered January's baby, and that's why Lisa dumped him. Here's Lisa and James in happier times:

She looks like Stephanie Seymour, right? Very pretty. Anyway, Marsden's rep denied the whole January Jones paternity thing (because it's so obviously Matthew Vaughn ALLEGEDLY), but there was a still a whiff of sketchiness around Marsden. Now we know why:

"X-Men" and "30 Rock" actor James Marsden is expecting a baby with sultry Brazilian model Rose Costa just months after splitting with his wife of 11 years, Page Six can reveal. Marsden, the blue-eyed heartthrob who plays Tina Fey's love interest on the NBC comedy, was divorced from his wife Lisa Linde, with whom he has two children, in October.

But we're told soon after that time, Marsden, 38, started seeing dark-haired Costa, a 24-year-old Ford model. She discovered she was pregnant after they spent a night in Miami. Costa had for two years previously been dating LA-based actor Chris Santos — coincidentally a blue-eyed dead ringer for Marsden.

Santos, who starred in Steven Soderbergh's "The Girlfriend Experience," "is heartbroken," a source told us. "He loved this girl."

A source told us Santos and Costa had been living together in LA when she decided to move to New York last August to pursue modeling. She met Marsden in the city in the fall, and the two started dating.

"Santos found out and flew to New York to win her back," a source told us, adding the couple then reunited and moved back to LA. "They spent the holidays together and got a new apartment."

But a few months later, Costa needed to renew her visa and flew back to Brazil with a two-day layover in Miami. Marsden was in Miami at the same time, and the two spent the night together.

We are told that when Costa came home, Santos confronted her about Marsden. "She confessed everything. She told him they hooked up one night, one time," a source told us, adding they split and Costa immediately moved out. Another source insists she and Santos had gone their separate ways before she got together with Marsden.

A month later, Santos contacted Costa, who confessed she's expecting Marsden's baby. We're told she's now three months pregnant and is planning on keeping the child.

Reps for Santos and Costa had no comment. A rep for Marsden didn't get back to us.

[Via Page Six]

OK, so maybe Marsden wasn't screwing around on his wife with Rose Costa. But the best case scenario is that Marsden and his wife split and he immediately started bangin' a Brazilian model who quickly dumped her boyfriend and got knocked up, then leaked the whole drama to Page Six. Basically, it's still pretty sketchy. Here's a photo of Rose Costa. Not to be too harsh, but she totally looks post-op.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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Lindsay Lohan “shows up 2 hours late and rarely knows her lines” on ‘Liz & Dick’

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 08:05 AM PDT

As everyone predicted, the production of Lifetime's Liz & Dick is an unmitigated disaster. All of us knew it would be, and it's nice that Lindsay Lohan shows consistency in one thing: being an inconsistent, cracked-out trainwreck of a human being. I believe the entire shoot of Liz & Dick was supposed to consist of about four or five weeks of filming. Barely two weeks had gone by before Lindsay 1) flashed her nips for the scores of paparazzi she had invited to the set, 2) drove herself around in violation of the terms of her insurance policy, 3) Got into a cracked-out accident that was completely her fault, 4) Lied to the police about the accident, which alone could trigger a violation of her probation, 5) Attempted to call in sick because she had been partying so hard, only to have the producers call her out and send doctors and an ambulance, 6) Lied AGAIN about her schedule and how hard she's been working. And that's just the stuff we know about, you know?

So, a few days ago Deadline reported that the unions are now getting involved after Lindsay made her cracked-out claims of working "85 hours in 4 days". The union investigations found that the average week consisted of 70-75 hours of work spread out over five or six days, and that's just for the non-actors. Besides all of that, people involved with the production have now started running to the tabloids to complain about Lindsay's crackie work ethic, her temper tantrums and her diva behavior. Oh, and her "Dick" hates her too:

Word from the set of 'Liz & Dick' is that Lindsay Lohan is clashing with her costar Grant Bowler. Apparently, she was biased against Grant from the beginning, having delusionally believed her own star power was worthy of leading men like Gerard Butler, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Wahlberg and even Brad Pitt.

Consequently, she's been so mean to Grant that her comeback is in jeopardy.

"The crew is fed up with Lindsay because they have to spend so much time dealing with her diva antics and, in turn, trying to soothe Grant's battered ego," says our source.

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Poor Grant Bowler. You know he had no idea what he was in for when he signed up for this mess. The Enquirer had a bitchy story too:

Lindsay Lohan has been a nightmare on the set of 'Liz & Dick' and everyone is working round-the-clock to finish the film before she self-destructs, sources say. Lohan is often late, can't concentrate and flubs her lines, insiders say.

"Most days she shows up two hours late and she rarely knows her lines. A production assistant has to feed them to her," said a set insider. "She's completely unfocused and she keeps running over to the director, but he doesn't have a clue how to handle her. The footage so far has been just awful."

Meanwhile, the film's producer Larry A. Thompson is trying to keep his concerns in check, said the insider.

"He had a hell of a time obtaining insurance for the shoot and is on tenderhooks every day that something is going to happen to Lindsay," explained the insider. "If that's the case, they'll have to shut down the production!"

The producer said he was forced to buy pricey insurance for Lindsay since she's done five different stints in drug rehab. Filmmakers cringed when Lindsay slammed her Porsche into a truck on June 8, and the accident is being investigated and it could lead to her probation being revoked.

Said the insider: "If the judge rules that she violated her parole and sends her to jail, Lifetime is looking at a $5 to $6 million washout."

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

So… she's hours late to the set, she's too crackie to learn her lines and she basically just wanders around, strung out or high. And shockingly, "The footage so far has been just awful." Yes, that's something we aren't talking about enough – even if you get past all of the stories about the Cracken being such a mess and such a disaster, it's not like anyone can say "But it's worth it because she's putting all of the good stuff on the screen." She's not. The TV movie is going to suck too. Oh, well. We tried warning you, Lifetime. When you lay down with crackie dogs… you wake up with crackheads.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Lifetime and PCN.
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Did Johnny Depp have affairs with several women including his publicist Robin Baum?

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 07:49 AM PDT

The tabloids are throwing a lot of different stuff at Johnny Depp, and I'm not sure where some of this stuff is coming from, or who is leaking, or if everything is just being made up out of thin air. Yesterday, Radar had a rather nasty story about the reasons behind Johnny and Vanessa Paradis's split, the substance being that "Johnny was bored senseless and he wanted out of the relationship for a really long time." Many outlets are now circling a possible "other woman" too – Johnny's publicist, Robin Baum. We only have photos of Johnny and Robin together during some of his promotional events, where she's in the background (I'm including those photos in the post). You can go here to see the now-infamous photo of Robin and Johnny about to kiss awkwardly. That photo of their awkward kiss led In Touch Weekly to claim that there was something going on. ITW claimed it back in January of this year. And now everyone else is piling on:

Johnny Depp as a single man has hearts fluttering across the world, but RadarOnline.com has learned that even during his 14-year relationship with Vanessa Paradis he was getting close to multiple women – including his publicist!

Depp, 49, has been romantically linked to his co-stars Eva Green and Amber Heard, but a source tells RadarOnline.com that the one woman he has been getting increasingly close with is his publicist, Robin Baum.

"Robin and Johnny spend a lot of time together obviously because of work but their relationship seems to be getting much closer than just business," a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

"Robin is twice divorced and a mom but she and Johnny really seem to have some kind of crazy connection that goes way beyond a professional level. They travel a lot together for work and get to spend a lot of time together and they definitely have a total flirty vibe between them. I would put money on them having more than just a friendly relationship.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Johnny was "bored senseless," with Vanessa and she was apparently aware of the close relationship between her partner and Robin — and didn't approve.

"She knew that Johnny and Robin were together a lot and she didn't like it, but there was nothing she could do because it was a working relationship she was told," the source said.

[From Radar]

Would Johnny have an affair with his publicist? Sure. But I don't think we should cast Robin Baum as "the other woman" in his relationship with Vanessa. Maybe I'm reading this whole thing the wrong way, but there have been rumors about Johnny with lots of ladies over the past year, some famous celebrities, some not so much. If Johnny and Robin were having an affair, I think it was just… I don't know, a weird confluence of power, friendship, need and alcohol…? I just don't see Johnny "giving up" his relationship with Vanessa FOR his publicist. I think he wanted out with Vanessa, and he's been fooling around with lots of women including his publicist. Baum was name-checked in People Magazine's story yesterday too, about "Johnny's Single Life". Baum was named with Amber Heard and Eva Green, all given equal billing as potential "other women."

Photos courtesy of WENN.
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Bristol Palin’s reality show bombs; says she’ll wait until marriage to have sex (again)

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 07:38 AM PDT


We’ve heard that Bristol Palin’s reality show is just awful and not even on par with the very low bar set by other family reality shows. The numbers are in for the show’s debut and they very much reflect that. The premiere of “Life’s a Tripp” only had about 726,000 total viewers, which is less than half the debut number for Roseanne Barr’s one-off reality show, “Roseanne’s Nuts,” according to Deadline. I’d like to point out that Kirstie Alley’s reality show, “Kirstie Alley’s Big Life” also got double those ratings with a 1.4 million premiere. So Bristol’s show is not long for this world, which should come as good news to most people, not that many of us beyond the gossip-obsessed are paying attention to it.

As an aside, remember when Bristol and her baby daddy Levi reunited briefly, got engaged and were on the cover of US Weekly? That was in July, 2010. They swore in the accompanying interview that they were waiting until marriage to have sex again. (They had a child together and Bristol admitted that they had sex many times, even though she tried to claim the first time was when she lost her virginity to Levi while blackout drunk.) Well Bristol has another boyfriend, Gino, and she’s been with him seriously for at least a year and a half, going by when we first heard about him. (An article earlier this year claimed they’d been “on and off for three years,” which would have overlapped with her brief reunion with Levi. Either way, they’ve been together awhile.) Bristol tells In Touch that she and Gino are waiting to have sex until marriage. Good for her I guess, and why again is she volunteering this information? She said the same thing back in January, so I guess she’s sticking with it.

“Gino and I are going to wait until marriage,” she says of her pipeline worker boyfriend, Giacinto “Gino” Paoletti, also 21. “I’m doing what’s best for me. It’s between me and God, and I know it’s right.”

“Since I have this platform, I want to use it for good…

“I want to let girls know that this isn’t ideal, this isn’t fun, this isn’t easy.

“Gino’s an awesome male role mode. He takes Tripp fishing, takes him out on the Jet Skis and shows him off to his friends. He just loves Tripp endlessly, and I am so thankful for that…

“Gino is on the same path; he has the same faith as I do. I’m blessed to have him by my side.”

“[Levi] hasn’t been an active father to Tripp, He hasn’t been paying child support. I don’t wish that on anyone.”

[From In Touch, print edition, July 2, 2012]

I don’t mean to split hairs here, but if she’s been with this guy for this long, why is she saying they’re “going to wait until marriage” to have sex not that they “are waiting until marriage.” It just sounds like she’s revising history after the fact. Again, good for them if that’s their conviction on the matter. It sounds kind of sweet if you forget everything you know about Bristol.

Bristol has to have some kind of career now that her reality show dreams are being shattered. Since she’s not going to college she could always go back to lecturing on the abstinence circuit for big bucks. That’s probably her plan here.

Also, to address the quotes about how Levi is a deadbeat dad, Levi’s new pregnant girlfriend said that he’s been trying to see his son, but that he refused to appear on Bristol’s reality show. After that, Bristol supposedly shut him out. I could buy that side of the story but I don’t believe Levi is a devoted dad, either.

Casper Smart’s friend says he mooched off his last older girlfriend too

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 07:13 AM PDT


I guess that dubious rumor about J.Lo’s lover Casper Smart being on the down low is going to fade away unless the tabloids pick it up next week. (Update: Radar picked it up, see below.) In the meantime, In Touch got an interview with one of Casper’s former buddies who says he’s a player and a user. A guy named Josh Ayers went on the record (In Touch even has his photo) to say that Casper used his last girlfriend for cash, a free car and a free place to stay until she got him a job as a back up dancer for J.Lo. Then Casper dumped the chick he was freeloading off of and took up with J.Lo, and not necessarily in that order. Here’s part of the story, and you can read more in this week’s In Touch:

“Casper is a snake,” Josh Ayers, 26, exclusively tells In Touch.

Josh, who has known 25 year-old Casper since they both worked as dancers at LA’s Boulevard3 in 2007, claims that J.Lo’s new man walked out on his then-girlfriend of two years, choreographer Aisha Francis, after she landed him a dream job dancing backup for Jennifer.

After Aisha let Casper move into her San Fernando Valley home, the pair went through a brief rough patch. But Aisha had no idea what was transpiring right under her nose until she turned on the TV one day last November and watched in shock as she learned that Caper had moved on with J.Lo. “Aisha was really good to Casper,” notes Josh. “But he used her to get what he wanted, then left her for J.Lo.”

Inset: Casper lived with Aisha, drove her car and mooched off her – before dumping her for Jennifer.

While Josh and Casper, who co-starred in 2010′s Step Up 3D, remained close until recently, Josh says their friendship soured when Casper began blogging about his new lifestyle. “Casper is a great self-promoter, but his talent is questionable,” says Josh. “He just got lucky.”

Now seven months into his relationship with J.Lo, Casper seems to be up to his old tricks…

“Before he met J.Lo, Casper always said he was never having kids. It’s fishy that now all of a sudden he does. If I was J.Lo’s friend, I would be concerned.”

[From In Touch, print edition, July 2, 2012]

I thought the stuff about Casper wanting kids was confined to the tabloids, but he actually said it in an interview. He told E!I for sure want kids in the future. In the future…yes, when I’m ready and when the time is right.” So is he just blowing smoke to keep on J.Lo’s payroll? If he really did use his last girlfriend like that, it’s telling. I found Casper’s ex Aisha’s MySpace and she looks to be in her mid to late 30s. The last time she updated it was 2007, so if she was that age back then she’s probably around J.Lo’s age now. This guy has at least some history of hooking up with older women and mooching off them. He dumped Aisha when J.Lo came around, but he’s not going to do better than her and he knows it. That’s why he’s ready for kids now. Jackpot.

Update: Apparently this “Joshua Lee Ayers” guy is the source of the gay rumors that surfaced last week too. Radar ran that report as if it was a new exclusive, and included a comment from J.Lo and Casper’s rep (they have a joint rep now) claiming “Casper is not gay. These comments are born from envy and jealousy.” Yes, but is he a gold digger?

J.Lo and Casper are shown on 2-20-12 at Carnivale in Rio, on 4-5-12 and on 4-30-12. Credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet

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Kelly Preston feels if John ‘was with his family more, allegations wouldn’t surface’

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 06:45 AM PDT


John Travolta and Kelly Preston took a “togetherness” trip to the island of Kauai in Hawaii a couple of weeks ago. It was transparent attempt to repair their family image after all the lawsuits surfaced accusing John of sexually harassing various men. According to which account you read, it either repaired their marriage or made the rifts deeper. I imagine the truth is somewhere in between, and that these two have an unspoken agreement to be together in public and not much else. I could be wrong, but I see Kelly as quietly accepting her position in the marriage. It’s possible she’s as upset about the stories as everyone says, but I see her as either having a clue and just living with it, or being very deep in denial.

In Touch has photos of the vacation, which only show Kelly and John separately and never together except when they’re boarding a plane home. (You can see those pictures here, at The Daily Mail.) In Touch is selling the “family vacation” story. Which makes you wonder, if John and Kelly posed for paparazzi photos separately, and went on this vacation to try and make it look like their marriage was fine, how was it that they couldn’t even stage one outing together? The Enquirer has Kelly screaming at John and wanting to leave early, but they also have a photo from 1981 of John with that co-pilot who claimed to have been his lover for 6 years, which incidentally was from 1981-1987, right before he married Kelly. So it’s in their interest to make it sound like things are terrible. Here are those two very different stories:

In Touch: John & Kelly Healing in Hawaii
While Kelly believes the allegations – made by multiple male masseurs claiming that John fondled them during separate massages on opposite coasts in January – is “baseless”… it has nonetheless put an almost unbearable strain on [their marriage]…

“Kelly has always given John a long leash, and that’s why their marriage has been successful,” explains the friend. “But after Jett died, his need for solitude only increased…

“Jett was John’s best friend – a part of him died then. Kelly believed the best way she could support him was to give him space to grieve. If John was with his family more, she feels these kind of allegations wouldn’t surface…

“They will survive this,” predicts the friend. “In the end, their friendship and love for each other always wins out.”


Enquirer: Kelly’s Hawaiian Hell
They stayed with friends at a private home in Kauai, but things didn’t go as planned – and a source says Kelly exploded in a fit of rage soon after they landed.

“She boiled over and ripped into him” after our disclosure about John’s long-term sexual affair with his pilot lover, the source said. “She lashed out at Travolta and is wondering what’s next…

“The reports about the affair with the pilot put her over the top. She told him she was packing her bags and leaving, but he begged her to leave with him and instead to make onlookers think they were a happy couple. She reluctantly agreed.”

[From In Touch and The National Enquirer, print edition]

Again, I don’t see how Kelly either had a nice vacation with John or cares enough to get mad at him. How could she not know for so long? “Given him a long leash” is code for “ignored his affairs with men in favor of keeping up the facade.”

Meanwhile John is facing yet another lawsuit. A guy named Robert Randolph, who wrote a book called You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again, is suing John and his lawyer for defamation. The book has passages which detail John’s alleged romps in spas with various men. Randolph claims that Travolta and his lawyer, Marty Singer, tried to discredit him by sending out emails (to retailers, I gather) in which they claimed Randolph was crazy and had been in a mental institution. Singer’s defense is not that they didn’t send out those emails, but that the content of the e-mails is protected by law. Ridiculous! Of course they did this, this is how L Ron Hubbard told his flock how to deal with detractors. In Scientology, ad hominem attacks go way beyond words and get very personal and dangerous. They call it “fair game.” Randolph also told the National Enquirer in the fall of 2010that his car was run off the road twice when news of the book first came out. You can read more about the lawsuit he filed on TMZ.

These photos are from 6-23-11 (with their baby, Benjamin, and daughter, Ella), 1-14-12 (event photos) and 4-25-12 (outside a restaurant). Credit: FameFlynet

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Is Ann Curry fired from The Today Show? “It’s hard not to take it personally”

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 05:34 AM PDT

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We’ve heard rumors for a while that Ann Curry is going to be sacked as co-anchor on The Today Show. Ann’s faux concern and milquetoast approach to all subjects gets boring for the audience fast. The show has sagged in ratings since she replaced Meredith Viera as Matt Lauer’s co-host. Plus Matt supposedly can’t stand her.

Current stories of Ann’s departure are making it sound like it’s going to happen any day now, which invites speculation as to who will replace her. Beloved Meredith is a good bet, and Mike Walker in the National Enquirer reports that Meredith has been approached by Today Show producers to go back to her job at a hefty $20 million a year – twice the salary she earned when she left. TMZ claims that Meredith has turned down the offer, and that another today co-anchor, Savannah Guthrie from the show’s third hour, is about to take Ann’s place.

So what’s going to happen to Ann, and considering that she takes everything so damn seriously, how is it affecting her? Ann has a new interview with Ladies Home Journal in which she reveals that the talk does bother her, and that she takes it seriously. She also seems to say that she’s too hard on herself, and that all women are like that. This is why she’s such a shitty interviewer, she assumes that everyone is just like she is, super serious and without a sense of humor. Here’s part of her interview:

With news of her pending departure from The Today Show making headlines, Ann Curry's future plans are very much in the spotlight. The importance of staying true to herself and doing her best at the job she loves were very much on her mind when she sat down with Ladies' Home Journal for their August 2012 cover story. She opened up about Good Morning America beating The Today Show in the ratings, how much she values her viewers, her plans for the future and why women need to be each other's biggest support system. The issue will hit newsstands on July 10, 2012.

The Today Show vs Good Morning America ratings war: "It's hard not to take it personally. You worry, Am I not good enough? Am I not what people need? Am I asking the right questions? When people say negative things or speculate, you can't help but feel hurt. I know NBC pays my salary but I have never doubted who I work for. I think about the people who watch. They're the ones who matter to me. I want to feel I haven't dropped the ball when it comes to them."

What she'd change about herself: "I don't always understand my worth. I think it's a chronic condition for women. I'm not talking about professionally. I'm talking about in our personal lives. We constantly punish ourselves with degrading thoughts when we look at ourselves in the mirror. We allow people to treat us poorly, we allow our husbands or boyfriends to get away with things or we have relationships with girlfriends or colleagues who don't treat us well. We don't defend ourselves as we would our own children. Women have demanded and gotten better jobs and more power. But the one thing we deserve is a better relationship with ourselves. We waste too much time beating ourselves up. I think at my age of 55, it's time to stop doing that."

Where she sees herself in five, 10 years from now: "I've been at Today for 15 years and I'd love to make it to 20. I think eventually I want to become a teacher, like my father wanted to be, and hopefully positively influence the next generation."

What she loves about TV news: "I'm in this business because I want to have a life of value. For me that means giving people information that can give them a better life."

[From Ladies Home Journal]

Doesn’t this sound like Ann knows she’s about to go and is trying to break the news to us gently, as if we’re about to burst into tears at her change of employment status? That’s how she conducts every interview, so I assume that’s her motivation here. Ann is skilled at getting damaged celebrities to cry, and they’ll find another place for her on the network. I won’t miss her at all. Also, can you believe she’s 55?! I thought she was about 42.

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Did LeAnn Rimes spend $50K-plus on her veneers to look less “horsey”?

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 05:07 AM PDT

Ever since I saw the grossly inappropriate "birthday cake" LeAnn Rimes got Eddie Cibrian, I sort of put myself on a LeAnn-embargo. I just show the Twit-pics, y'all. I don't want to get involved in the trivial details of LeAnn's insanity. But since I'm writing this, I guess I should mention that following the (international) scorn LeAnn received for that grossly inappropriate cake, she has been tweeting a lot about "bullying" and "bullies". Because, I suppose, we are all "bullying" her when we simply reprint a photo that SHE put on her Twitter feed, for public consumption, and when we reacted to it ("OMG, is Cake LeAnn giving Cake Eddie a handie under the covers while Cake Jake and Cake Mason witness the Sugary Fiasco?!?"), our reactions weren't what she was expecting so we are all bullies. Or something.

Anyway, I didn't even want to talk about all of that. I wanted to talk about LeAnn's gradual makeover over the past three years, in which a relatively pleasant-looking country star remade herself into a bony Hollywood blonde with wonky bolt-ons, giant veneers and a not-so-beguiling squint. This is all a direct, word-for-word transcript from The Enquirer:

Country cutie LEANN RIMES finally quit horsing around with her choppers. After spending thousand$$ on a mouthful of new sparklers over a year ago, LeAnn just shelled out a whopping $50,000-plus for a complete re-do, complaining to pals that the first set had made her look horsey – but now – NAY!

[Via Mike Walker, The Enquirer, print edition]

NEIGH!!! I mean, YES. This is probably why LeAnn was tweeting about her oral surgeries constantly several months ago. She wasn't getting operated on for TMJ or whatever (or maybe she had that done too) – she was getting new teefs. To look less horsey. HER WORDS. I wonder if LeAnn just brings a photo of Brandi Glanville to her plastic surgeon, her oral surgeon, and all of her little helpers, and LeAnn just says, "THIS IS WHAT I WANT!! NEIGH!!!!!!!!!"

Photos courtesy of WENN, LeAnn's Twitter.
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Anne Hathaway’s fiancé might be a superficial jerk, he hates her ‘Les Mis’ look

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 04:30 AM PDT

When Anne Hathaway was filming Les Miserables in London, we heard all about her extreme dieting and how she was doing all of this crazy stuff to get into her character (Fantine). Annie just confirmed some of those stories in her recent Allure interview – she talked about how she was living on hummus and radishes, which was causing her to break out. Plus, she chopped off her pretty long hair for the character too. So this is what her fiancé is dealing with: a girl who is having drastic mood swings because she's on such an extreme diet, a girl who is probably weak and tired all of the time from lack of caloric intake, plus she's got pimples and barely any hair. Sounds like a dream fiancée. THAT is why they make you take vows. But according to Star, Annie's guy Adam Shulman has had enough:

When Adam Shulman proposed to Anne Hathaway last November, it seemed like the on-screen princess had finally found her Prince Charming. But the couple, who have been together since 2008, are going through a serious rough patch, with pals concerned about how bad it's getting, a source tells Star.

"Annie and Adam have been bickering a lot recently," the source confides. "It all started when she went on those radical diets for Les Miserables. They made her moody and irritable, and it really caused issues for them."

And that's not all: Adam hates her new haircut and frail figure, the source said. "He loved her long, brown hair. He's going around telling people his fiancée looks like a sickly little boy."

With Anne so body and work obsessed, suddenly all talk about kids has also halted.

"He's really upset, because they were on this family track and now all Anne can talk about it work," the source explains. "Adam was trying to be nice to her, but she's not exactly the girl he fell in love with anymore."

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

For God's sake. I mean, I can understand how all of that can put a strain on the relationship, but complaining about it (privately or publicly) just seems petty. Her hair will grow out. She won't be on the extreme diet forever. Enough with the "she's not exactly the girl he fell in love with anymore" – it makes him sound like a superficial wang. I hope he’s not really like that.

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Leo DiCaprio’s wife requirements: must be a basketball-loving model

Posted: 22 Jun 2012 04:15 AM PDT

Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton have been together the same amount of time as Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling. It's been about eight or nine months since Leo basically thumbed through the Victoria's Secret catalog and ordered her. But eight months is nothing to scoff at – it's a decent amount of time with a man who at best is a serial monogamist (ha) and at worst is a stinky, non-deodorant-wearing, womanizing commitment-phobe. Leo does seem pretty low-key with Erin – they even stepped out for a bike ride photo op last week. So is Erin "the One"? HAhahahahaha. I mean… hahaha. Oh, that was a serious question. Is she the One? Star Mag thinks she might be – because she loves basketball and so does Leo. OMG WHAT AN AMAZING CONNECTION.

Leonardo DiCaprio has certainly dated his fair share of gorgeous models in the past, but Leo is currently putting a full-court press on his latest love, Erin heatherton. Leo and Erin first hooked up last winter in NYC, after he spotted her at a Victoria's Secret fashion show, and they've been an item ever since. But might she actually be The One?

"Up until now, Leo's ladies have been prissy, girly types," says a source. "But when he met Erin, he realizes he had found not only a beautiful woman but a talented athlete as well! Erin loves sports and in fact was headed for a career as a basketball player when a modeling agent approached her on a Miami beach seven years ago."

Erin played basketball in high school, and she planned to attend college on a basketball scholarship before a career in modeling came calling.

"Leo is also a huge basketball fan," says the source. "he has a full court at his home in LA, and is a Lakers season ticket holder. Whenever he and Erin are together they are always doing something physical, like hiking in nearby canyons, riding their mountain bikes or playing ball together. They never run out of fun activities to do."

"Leo has been a real holdout when it comes to getting married," says the pal. "But with a girl like Erin, who has beauty brains and can shoot hoops… he may finally have found his future wife!"

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Yeah, I really don't think the biggest problem in all of Leo's relationships up to Erin was that the girls didn't give a crap about basketball. But far be it from me to pontificate on the importance of sports in a man's life – I really couldn't care less. I've considered dumping my imaginary husband Michael Fassbender because I find his hobbies (cars, racing) boring. We don't have to share everything, you know? That's how I rationalize it. Anyway, about Leo and the possibility that Erin is "the One". I want to give that girl a hug. Poor Erin.

PS… We really need to discuss Leo's creepy wax figure. OMG IT'S SO CREEPY. There, we discussed it.

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