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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.20.12
- Charlie Sheen Didn’t Even Know What The Word ‘Warlock’ Meant
- Hey, Look, It’s Angelina Jolie In Her Natural, Child-Stealing Form
- Lindsay Lohan Caused The Accident? Get Out
- Oh, Give Me A F*#&ing Break, Alec Baldwin
- Doutzen Kroes Wore Another Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.20.12 Posted: 20 Jun 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the always naturally elegant Brooke Shields, as well as Justin Bieber who’s now sporting a diamond-crusted rape whistle, Julianne Hough after accidentally scratching Ryan Seacrest‘s special edition Blu-Ray of Yentl and finally this Penn Badgley pic that already has your office smelling like patchouli. Oh nevermind, that’s Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Didn’t Even Know What The Word ‘Warlock’ Meant Posted: 20 Jun 2012 10:45 AM PDT        “You losers can’t touch me. I’M A CUISINART!” If I haven’t made it smugly clear by now, one of my greatest pleasures is watching Charlie Sheen admit he was completely out of his mind last year during the whole #WINNING/goddesses fiasco that everyone thought was some grand performance piece and/or a legitimate act of sticking Read More ... |
| Hey, Look, It’s Angelina Jolie In Her Natural, Child-Stealing Form Posted: 20 Jun 2012 09:33 AM PDT        Which apparently has a penis. Neat. Here’s Angelina Jolie roaming the British countryside in search of wayward children to add to her glass menagerie which some people will try and tell you is simply her filming scenes for Maleficent, a retelling of Sleeping Beauty from the evil queen’s perspective, which doesn’t even make sense. This Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Caused The Accident? Get Out Posted: 20 Jun 2012 08:41 AM PDT        When Lindsay Lohan crashed into a tractor-trailer while behind the wheel of a Porsche she wasn’t supposed to be driving, she first blamed her assistant by lying to the police and claiming he was driving, and then blamed the tractor-trailer for cutting him/her off. So of course the truth turned out to be she was Read More ... |
| Oh, Give Me A F*#&ing Break, Alec Baldwin Posted: 20 Jun 2012 07:34 AM PDT        Yesterday, Alec Baldwin punched a photographer in the face after being spotted leaving the Marriage License Bureau in New York and, like a rage-filled idiot, did it in front of other photographers while looking like the goddamn Hulk with rabies. Considering this wasn’t a first for him, the smart thing to do would’ve been to Read More ... |
| Doutzen Kroes Wore Another Bikini And Other News Posted: 20 Jun 2012 06:33 AM PDT        - Newly Single Chivettes, but I can’t seem to find the field where you enter your credit card information… - Apparently no one can criticize Girls unless it’s James Franco. - Adorable The Avengers Fan Art (Spoiler Alert: Loki’s gay in almost of them. But adorably gay!) - Nick Stahl is Read More ... |
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