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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.12.12
- Kanye Wants To Get Kim Kardashian Pregnant
- Denise Richards Got Dumped By Richie Sambora Because Of Charlie Sheen
- Madonna And The Case Of The Hypocritical Nipple
- Resistance To Alexander Skarsgard is Futile
- Carrie Underwood Supports Gay Marriage Now
- Rihanna Wore This And Other News
- Lindsay Lohan Lied To The Cops
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.12.12 Posted: 12 Jun 2012 12:30 PM PDT        ‘I swear to God, if her hand even brushes the lens…’ Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Julianne Hough for the second day in a row, only this time she’s ready for ‘that thing’ that Ryan likes. We’ve also got Michael Shannon, proving even if you give a lunatic tons of money, Read More ... |
| Kanye Wants To Get Kim Kardashian Pregnant Posted: 12 Jun 2012 11:00 AM PDT        “Yo, girl, I just thought about your titties with milk in them. Haha!” If you honestly think the Kris Jenner media machine isn’t whorish enough to start floating marriage rumors about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West when her “marriage” to Kris Humphries isn’t even officially over, welcome to The Superficial, we make dick jokes next Read More ... |
| Denise Richards Got Dumped By Richie Sambora Because Of Charlie Sheen Posted: 12 Jun 2012 10:23 AM PDT        Charlie Sheen is on a steady diet of porn stars and coke for breakfast, so of course he wouldn’t think twice about openly stating his hopes of banging Denise Richards again during a Rolling Stone interview which she was cordial enough to participate in to make him sound like a decent father despite all that Read More ... |
| Madonna And The Case Of The Hypocritical Nipple Posted: 12 Jun 2012 09:24 AM PDT        “It wants to come out, I can’t control it! EVERYBODY OUT!” While Turkey and all of the Internet saw Madonna whip out her nipple over the weekend, here’s what she said back in January about the latest trend in celebrities flashing their boob nozzles. Via Starpulse: The Material Girl told one TV reporter she was Read More ... |
| Resistance To Alexander Skarsgard is Futile Posted: 12 Jun 2012 08:41 AM PDT        “Subject resembles KATE BOSWORTH. Initiate FORCED INTERCOURSE sequence. Beep boop bop.” (Before everyone gets bent out of shape, a.) This. b.) There’s only one “victim” here and it’s that guy whose girlfriend is five seconds away from cheating on him right on top of his shoes. He’s the wounded gazelle.) NOTE: It helps if you Read More ... |
| Carrie Underwood Supports Gay Marriage Now Posted: 12 Jun 2012 07:58 AM PDT        I’ve honestly never been a big fan of Carrie Underwood. 1. I don’t like country. 2. Just before she got married a few years back, she made it a point to basically judge anyone that “lived in sin” before getting married, and 3. She never really did it for me. That said, here she is Read More ... |
| Rihanna Wore This And Other News Posted: 12 Jun 2012 06:11 AM PDT        - If You Like (Chicks With) Tattoos, Get In Here - Charlize Theron buzzed her hair. - Super Mario Bros Has Been Given A Modern Makeover - Trace Cyrus is single.. ladies? (Thing’s a dude, right?) - Blake Lively looks awesome in Marie Claire. - That Pacquiao fight was Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Lied To The Cops Posted: 12 Jun 2012 06:00 AM PDT        Lindsay Lohan‘s first reaction to anything is to immediately lie her face off and blame anyone and everyone that isn’t her. Except this time around she managed to lie to the police about who was really driving the rented Porsche that found its way smashed into a tractor-trailer, so here’s TMZ pretending that’s going to Read More ... |
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