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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.22.12
- James Marsden Got This Pregnant
- Usher Truly Is The New Michael
- Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Something We’re Literally Just Posting Every New Outfit She Wears
- Joe Manganiello Is Not Banging Demi Moore
- Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.22.12 Posted: 22 Jun 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which follows the Usher caption post, so just assume Fish and I are already polishing our retail/food service resumes. That said, and I know it’s a futile effort, I’d just like to say, Kidding, Ush! (White people can call him “Ush,” right? I’ve just created a whole new Read More ... |
| James Marsden Got This Pregnant Posted: 22 Jun 2012 10:48 AM PDT        James Marsden has barely been divorced for a year, but already he’s managed to accidentally knock up a model during a one-night stand. Although, he did get her to cheat on her boyfriend with him, so let’s give him points for that while also revisiting my theory that he put a baby in January Jones Read More ... |
| Usher Truly Is The New Michael Posted: 22 Jun 2012 09:56 AM PDT        Very, very rarely do I hesitate before pushing Publish on a post. This is one of those times. Here’s Usher in Atlanta yesterday using his sizable fame and fortune to genuinely help children in Atlanta which I, some asshole on the Internet, felt the need to add horrible, horrible captions to. However, keep in mind, Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Something We’re Literally Just Posting Every New Outfit She Wears Posted: 22 Jun 2012 08:25 AM PDT        I’m not even going to waste my time trying to cleverly hide what’s going on here. Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing another crazy revealing outfit because she wants attention so her fiance doesn’t get more famous than her and dump her. Attention that we’re perfectly cool with giving her because if you scope out the Most Read More ... |
| Joe Manganiello Is Not Banging Demi Moore Posted: 22 Jun 2012 07:48 AM PDT        Apparently there’s been a rumor going around that Joe Manganiello‘s been hooking up with Demi Moore which he really wants people to know is not happening. Because, seriously, who does that? Not counting douches in trucker hats. Those aren’t people. Via E! News: “There is 100 percent zero truth to that,” Manganiello told Ryan Seacrest Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News Posted: 22 Jun 2012 06:41 AM PDT        - Girl, stoned out of her mind, decides to climb the electricity pylon. - Jon Hamm is strangely monogamous. Goddammit… - America Straight Up Lies About Nickelback Hatred - Hugh Jackman‘s hairy nipples are medicinal. - Hello, Kate Beckinsale in Women’s Health… - Drake‘s a genuine badass. - Read More ... |
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