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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.28.12
- If This Is A Drug Deal, Russell Brand Is A Genius
- It’s The Dang Ol’ Future Mr. & Mrs. Miley Cyrus
- Kelly Osbourne Got Drunk On That Plane Because Jack Has MS
- ‘I Brought Mah Bertney Boobs. Cheese!’
- Andrew Garfield Based His Spider-Man Performance On Porn, You Don’t Say…
- Blake Lively’s Cleavage Wasn’t In Green Lantern, You Imagined That, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.28.12 Posted: 28 Jun 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a Read More ... |
| If This Is A Drug Deal, Russell Brand Is A Genius Posted: 28 Jun 2012 11:52 AM PDT        “Drug deal? Oh, no, no, no, mate. This man’s a bloody vet’ren, ‘at’s all. He’s gonna gimme a call at that numbah, and, uh, I’ll hire him as a butlah or something. It’d be pretty stupid of me to just buy 20 pounds of heroin (Catch that, mate? 20.) from a pretend vet’ren right here Read More ... |
| It’s The Dang Ol’ Future Mr. & Mrs. Miley Cyrus Posted: 28 Jun 2012 10:45 AM PDT        Here’s Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth at some Australian film awards thing, it honestly doesn’t matter. She showed her daddy pillows, and he smiled like an idiot who’s marrying a 19-year-old because apparently they don’t allow corn fritter handjobs down under. It’s hard to stop being a prison island, I guess. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdailyRead More ... |
| Kelly Osbourne Got Drunk On That Plane Because Jack Has MS Posted: 28 Jun 2012 10:06 AM PDT        Kelly Osbourne recently got drunk in a plane and had to be carried off by her assistant and security guard, except there’s a perfectly good explanation for her falling off the wagon that she’s not at all trying to exploit. Who even thinks like that? RadarOnline reports: “I got drunk on the plane to Atlanta," Read More ... |
| ‘I Brought Mah Bertney Boobs. Cheese!’ Posted: 28 Jun 2012 08:45 AM PDT        Apparently Britney Spears was way more cooperative in the make-up chair than whatever the hell happened in Oakland, because here she is looking remarkably good yesterday which could just be my reaction to seeing her actually look cognizant of her surroundings. This is all very new to me. Not one of these pics looks like Read More ... |
| Andrew Garfield Based His Spider-Man Performance On Porn, You Don’t Say… Posted: 28 Jun 2012 07:41 AM PDT        “Hey, uh, is the guy supposed to have an erection? Anyone? And no one’s going to answer me. Great.” “Spit in your hand, punk.” While talking about his role as the new Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield reveals one of his inspirations was watching the Spider-Man porn parody Spider-ManXXX which really puts a whole of lot of Read More ... |
| Blake Lively’s Cleavage Wasn’t In Green Lantern, You Imagined That, And Other News Posted: 28 Jun 2012 06:40 AM PDT        - The only way to fully convey how this week’s constant barrage of Blake Lively‘s cleavage has made me feel. - Gingers apparently cause seizures if I’m reading this right. - Mariah Carey performs at Sultan’s birthdays now. - Now there’s my country back. - The Olsen Twins angered PETA Read More ... |
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