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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.11.12
- Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Supposed To Be Driving While Filming ‘Liz & Dick’
- Jenny McCarthy Will Be Very Hairy In Playboy
- Jersey Shore’s Deena Arrested For Drunkenly Slapping Cars
- Who Wants To See Lady GaGa Get A Concussion?
- Madonna’s Flashing Her Breasts At The Middle East
- Selena Gomez Has A Scent Now And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.11.12 Posted: 11 Jun 2012 12:15 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where the weekend’s paparazzi leavings have taught us that looking awkward while standing beside a beautiful woman is the 2nd most common trait between Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest, the teenage dreams of this Chris Brown fan came to life as he shoved her away from himself, and Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Supposed To Be Driving While Filming ‘Liz & Dick’ Posted: 11 Jun 2012 11:03 AM PDT        When Lindsay Lohan was stunt-cast as Elizabeth Taylor, the film’s producers made it a point to mention that they had to jump through an assload of hoops just to get her insured. Turns out one of those hoops was not letting her drive during production which naturally resulted in Lindsay getting behind the wheel of Read More ... |
| Jenny McCarthy Will Be Very Hairy In Playboy Posted: 11 Jun 2012 10:10 AM PDT        When Jenny McCarthy announced she’d be posing nude for Playboy again to celebrate her 40th birthday, it was just assumed it’d be a nice, tasteful spread that’s basically her head Photoshopped onto the same naked, neatly-trimmed body they use for every photo. Except now she’s thrown Playboy a curveball by announcing she grew a huge Read More ... |
| Jersey Shore’s Deena Arrested For Drunkenly Slapping Cars Posted: 11 Jun 2012 09:08 AM PDT        In her defense, I’m sober and it even took me an hour to realize she’s not hugging Snooki. While filming an episode of Jersey Shore yesterday, Deena Cortese apparently looked down at her script and saw the words, “You’re the one who gets arrested this season,” so here she is horse-hammered drunk before being hauled Read More ... |
| Who Wants To See Lady GaGa Get A Concussion? Posted: 11 Jun 2012 08:01 AM PDT  While performing in New Zealand yesterday, Lady GaGa was struck in the head with a pole by one of her dancers who I’m just going to assume is Catholic and/or in possession of a modicum of taste. GaGa still managed to finish the show despite having a concussion but reportedly was overheard in her dressing Read More ... |
| Madonna’s Flashing Her Breasts At The Middle East Posted: 11 Jun 2012 07:06 AM PDT  Earlier in the month, I joked about Madonna ushering forth the apocalypse by performing in Israel when I really should’ve taken a more serious tone and discussed the grave implications of an egomaniacal 50-something flashing her shit all over the Middle East because she genuinely believes people still find her sexually attractive without having to Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez Has A Scent Now And Other News Posted: 11 Jun 2012 06:13 AM PDT        - Hot Girls in The Middle of Nowhere - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are writing partners now. Of course. - ‘Overly Attached Girlfriend’ Is The Girlfriend Meme You’ve Been Waiting For - Matthew McConaughey got married this weekend wearing nothing but a bowtie. Okay, that last part didn’t happen, but Read More ... |
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