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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.27.12
- Don’t Mess With Paris Hilton
- Chuck Norris: ‘Obama Is Making The Boy Scouts Gay To Let The Russians In’
- Well, At Least We Know Ashton Kutcher Didn’t Get Mila Kunis Pregnant. Yet.
- So Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Is Happening
- Katy Perry’s Breasts Got Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Drunk (With Guest Star Robert Pattinson)
- Seth MacFarlane Banged Alexis Knapp While She Was Pregnant With Ryan Phillippe’s Baby
- Lindsay Lohan Has A Gun In Her Mouth
- Jessica Lowndes In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.27.12 Posted: 27 Jun 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Sienna Miller just found out she’s now having twins, Lorenzo Lamas clearly feels quite differently than Michael Bay does about dining with prostitutes, Hilary Duff found the perfect accessory to highlight the good parts of her post-baby body and whoever sent Victoria Beckham back from the future Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Jun 2012 01:08 PM PDT        “There’s no looking away, homes, you stare at it. You stare into the flaps of El Diablo.” Here’s Paris Hilton and her people getting into a fight with a paparazzo last night because supposedly the dude took her picture coming down the steps and no one’s ever seen Paris Hilton’s vagina before. Which was smart Read More ... |
| Chuck Norris: ‘Obama Is Making The Boy Scouts Gay To Let The Russians In’ Posted: 27 Jun 2012 12:01 PM PDT  “Faggot put that hole in my head back in ’72. Keep fightin’ the good fight.” When we last left Chuck Norris, he was busy making sure The Expendables 2 is a profanity-free film about mercenaries exploding each others dicks off with shotguns that you can take the whole family to. But now he’s set his Read More ... |
| Well, At Least We Know Ashton Kutcher Didn’t Get Mila Kunis Pregnant. Yet. Posted: 27 Jun 2012 10:55 AM PDT        I don’t want to toot my own horn, but this is probably the classiest set of photos we’ve ever posted. Adding… So, this was just water retention? Everyone cool with water retention? Moving on. Photos: Pacific Coast NewsRead More ... |
| So Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Is Happening Posted: 27 Jun 2012 09:58 AM PDT        I shall call them, “Jamber.” Rumors have been flying that Johnny Depp left Vanessa Paradis for Amber Heard which got even worse last week when word got out that he bought her a horse even though rich people buy each other crazy shit all the time and Amber Heard has a girlfriend. Or at least Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Breasts Got Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Drunk (With Guest Star Robert Pattinson) Posted: 27 Jun 2012 09:01 AM PDT        Here’s Katy Perry leaving Marmont last night while Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez stumble out the door behind her because they weigh a combined 47 pounds and had a sip of wine each. Fortunately for Katy, Robert Pattinson showed up and went, “Don’t worry, I’ll get these kids home. Oh, and can you hold this Read More ... |
| Seth MacFarlane Banged Alexis Knapp While She Was Pregnant With Ryan Phillippe’s Baby Posted: 27 Jun 2012 07:58 AM PDT        Let me just start out by saying, I love everything about this fucked up story particularly the part where Seth MacFarlane demonstrates he’s a goddamn genius by employing the age-old maxim, “Well, it’s not like she can get more pregnant.” Us Weekly reports: Alexis Knapp — who gave birth last year to daughter Kailani with Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Has A Gun In Her Mouth Posted: 27 Jun 2012 07:05 AM PDT        Here’s Lindsay Lohan playing with a handgun while posing for Terry Richardson because she’s not allowed to drive Porsches into the back of tractor-trailers during production anymore, so what the hell is she supposed to do? Play Mah-jong? It's not like she's accident-prone or anything. That being said, Terry has since pulled the pics from Read More ... |
| Jessica Lowndes In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 27 Jun 2012 07:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - You’ll laugh, you’ll masturbate, it’s The 40 Funniest Bikini Photos of All Time! - Justin Timberlake‘s hair is the Robin Williams‘ beard of our generation. - 5 Unforgettable Movie Scenes By Nora Ephron - Jennifer Aniston had a new ring on her finger. EVERYBODY FREAK THE Read More ... |
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