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• The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.14.12
• Lindsay Lohan Is Concerned With Doing Nudity Now. Lindsay Lohan.
• Hey, Pierce Brosnan? What’s Up?
• Minka Kelly Secretly Hooked Up With Jake Gyllenhaal
• Chris Brown & Drake Got Into A Fight Over Rihanna
• Scarlett Johansson Would Rather Have Anonymity Instead Of Beauty
• This Is Just Miley Cyrus In A Bikini With A Friend, Friends Can’t Eye-Bang Each Other?
• How Do You Do, Jenna Dewan? And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.14.12 Posted: 14 Jun 2012 01:00 PM PDT “Hey, why does that sign say ‘Happy Birthday, Usher?’ And why did you guys say you brought the cake? I don’t see cake.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Paradis making her mouth slightly less offensive, Tracy Morgan maintaining an aura of poise and elegance, and Tom Cruise finally gets that stripper-gram Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Concerned With Doing Nudity Now. Lindsay Lohan. Posted: 14 Jun 2012 11:51 AM PDT Above, you’ll find the cover from Lindsay Lohan‘s infamous Playboy shoot that required two takes because Photoshop technology could only erase so many freckles and cigarette burns at the time. And if you click on the cover, you’ll be taken to photos of Lindsay filming Liz & Dick with her breasts freely flapping about even Read More ...

Hey, Pierce Brosnan? What’s Up? Posted: 14 Jun 2012 10:45 AM PDT “They’re ready for you on set, Mr. Bros-” “Just gimme a second, alright? Judi Dench naked. Judi Dench naked. Judi Dench naked…”   Quick Note: 1. Enjoy this while you can because 2. the original upload of this song was yanked down by MGM, so give the guys who made it a Like on Facebook Read More ...

Minka Kelly Secretly Hooked Up With Jake Gyllenhaal Posted: 14 Jun 2012 10:20 AM PDT Back in January, Minka Kelly shot down Jake Gyllenhaal because she was too busy trying to make things work with Derek Jeter again and/or complete her Upper Deck collection of 2006 Yankees. Turns out Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t give up that easily and doesn’t mind following Wilmer Valderrama provided nobody talks about it except, oh, wait, Read More ...

Chris Brown & Drake Got Into A Fight Over Rihanna Posted: 14 Jun 2012 08:42 AM PDT Apparently Chris Brown and Drake‘s entourages got into a bar fight last night, most likely over Rihanna who’s reportedly dating Drake again, and you can tell Chris fought a man this time because he immediately got injured and then threw a hissy fit on Twitter about it after posting a photo of his boo-boo (above). Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson Would Rather Have Anonymity Instead Of Beauty Posted: 14 Jun 2012 07:58 AM PDT Scarlett Johansson has a history of saying such mind-numbingly pretentious shit that she’s almost Gwyneth Paltrow with bigger breasts. Almost. Here she is telling an Italian magazine she’d rather have anonymity than be recognized for her looks which must be difficult because it’s not like she has access to millions of dollars allowing her to Read More ...

This Is Just Miley Cyrus In A Bikini With A Friend, Friends Can’t Eye-Bang Each Other? Posted: 14 Jun 2012 06:07 AM PDT Miley Cyrus hasn’t even been engaged for two weeks and already she’s being accused of cheating on Liam Hemsworth with the dude in this photo. Except y’all need to chill because this is just her long-time friend Cheyne Thomas and everyone knows best friends get matching tattoos and stare longingly into each others ass and Read More ...

How Do You Do, Jenna Dewan? And Other News Posted: 14 Jun 2012 06:00 AM PDT Posted by Photo Boy - Euro Girls of 2012 will make you care about soccer. And probably their breasts, too. - Michelle Williams vagina has magical rejuvenation powers is how I read this. - The Drunk Celebrity Hall Of Fame - The Magic Mike trailer Fish & I you ladies have Read More ...

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