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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.19.12
- Michael Jackson Really Did A Number On Macaulay Culkin
- Bertney Looks Bootiful, Y’All
- BREAKING: Johnny Depp Confirms He’s Single
- Alec Baldwin Punched A Photographer In The Face
- Kate Upton’s Breasts Are Too Large For Santa Monica A.K.A. Communist Russia
- January Jones Is A Redhead Now
- Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.19.12 Posted: 19 Jun 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up Read More ... |
| Michael Jackson Really Did A Number On Macaulay Culkin Posted: 19 Jun 2012 12:38 PM PDT      After Mila Kunis regained her sight and realized she’d been having sex with Macaulay Culkin for eight years, he handled their break-up surprisingly well by flying to Europe and going to sex clubs for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Except one of those nights must’ve ended with him waking up naked in a room full of Read More ... |
| Posted: 19 Jun 2012 11:45 AM PDT        Here’s Britney Spears arriving at the X Factor auditions in Oakland yesterday, and you’d just assume someone who has an entire dressing room stuffed to the gills with fried chicken, potato salad and Snickers wouldn’t have to be held down in a make-up chair until the tranquilizer dart kicks in cancelling out the Pop Rocks Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Johnny Depp Confirms He’s Single Posted: 19 Jun 2012 10:46 AM PDT        Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis reportedly split months ago, but then they both spent the time since then either denying it or cleverly hinting at it, so no one knew what the fuck even though he banged an Olsen twin and somehow lived to tell the tale. Except out of nowhere today, Johnny’s publicist just Read More ... |
| Alec Baldwin Punched A Photographer In The Face Posted: 19 Jun 2012 09:46 AM PDT        “DON’T TELL ME NOT TO FUCK YOUR WIFE, ANTHONY HOPKINS! I WAS THE BEAR ALL ALONG! RAAAAWWWWR!” Alec Baldwin is usually such a calm, rational man who handles conflicts with dignity and poise, not to mention the man’s a genius. Which is why I was shocked to read he punched a photographer right in the Read More ... |
| Kate Upton’s Breasts Are Too Large For Santa Monica A.K.A. Communist Russia Posted: 19 Jun 2012 08:34 AM PDT  Here’s Kate Upton in the July issue of GQ where she weaves a tale of oppression that only a beautiful, large-breasted white woman can experience in a country I don’t even recognize anymore: “For the GQ photo shoot, we were on that ride where the seat spins while the actual ride is spinning, and I’m Read More ... |
| January Jones Is A Redhead Now Posted: 19 Jun 2012 07:31 AM PDT        “And they still recognized me while I’m holding the brat. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.” Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast NewsRead More ... |
| Doutzen Kroes In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 19 Jun 2012 07:08 AM PDT        - The Hottest Cosplay Girls of 2012… So Far - Stacy Keibler might be pulling off the impossible. - Christian Fight Club is a real thing. - 11-year-old Ryan Gosling dancing to C&C Music Factory is about to make every woman online experience strange and unusual emotions and then realize they’ve Read More ... |
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