Saturday, July 14, 2012

Cele|bitchy

Cele|bitchy


“Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga and Lana del Rey walk into a bar…” links

Posted: 13 Jul 2012 10:25 AM PDT

Lady Gaga, the Cracken and Lana Del Rey walk into a bar… no, seriously, that's what happened. It was the Marmont. Freaky sh-t went down. [Dlisted]
Katie Holmes, feminist hero? [LaineyGossip]
Did you know that Mitt Romney is allegedly considering Condi for VP? [Pajiba]
Ryan Gosling sighting! He's like Big Foot these days. [Pop Sugar]
Do not name your children after characters from The Hunger Games. [Jezebel]
Justin Bieber sued for $9 million. [Celebuzz]
Is Anderson Cooper marrying his boyfriend? [OMG Blog]
Team USA dominates Team Dominican Republic. [Moe Jackson]
This documentary looks awesome. [The Frisky]
More Kelly Brook-in-a-bikini photos. [The Blemish]
Mischa Barton looks… cute? That can't be right. [Go Fug Yourself]
I am NOT looking forward to Dexter Season 7. [A Socialite Life]
Anne Hathaway had a nervous breakdown over her haircut. [Wonderwall]
Forbes releases list of the richest celebrities under the age of 30. [Bossip]
Jessica Alba in a bikini. Eh. [Yeeeah]
Jennifer Lopez has thoughts about Tom & Katie's divorce. [ICYDK]
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. IS COMING. BACK!!!! [PopBytes]
This Florida politician seems… OMG. [CDAN]

Jennifer Lopez officially quits ‘American Idol’: “We had an amazing run”

Posted: 13 Jul 2012 10:07 AM PDT

For months, Jennifer Lopez has been playing a one-woman Hamlet in the press, changing her mind daily about whether she would return for a third season of American Idol, the reality show which gave her career one of the most extraordinary second acts in modern celebrity. J.Lo was still playing word games yesterday during her interviews, not confirming or denying that she was leaving. Then, in a sudden move late yesterday, Steven Tyler announced that HE was leaving Idol to focus on Aerosmith. So Jennifer decided to walk all over Steven’s announcement by suddenly announcing that yes, she’s made up her mind, and she’s definitely leaving.

After months of speculation, and the “hardest business conversation she’s ever had,” Jennifer Lopez confirms she is leaving American Idol after two seasons.

“I honestly feel like the time has come that I have to get back to doing the other things that I do that I put … on hold because I love Idol so much,” Lopez, 42, told Ryan Seacrest Friday on his KIIS-FM morning show.

“I could do Idol for the rest of my life,” she said, “but that would be giving up a bunch of other things. We had an amazing run.”

Lopez follows in the footsteps of fellow judge Steven Tyler, who announced Thursday that he will not be returning for another season.

There is also speculation that veteran critic Randy Jackson will be leaving. And a source tells PEOPLE Mariah Carey is in serious talks to take one of the judges’ spots.

[From People]

I know a lot of you disagree with me, but I still think this is one of the stupidest moves J.Lo has ever made for her career. It’s right up there with “marrying Marc Anthony and letting him bully her into firing half of her management team.” J.Lo was in the wilderness (career-wise) during her marriage to Marc. She wasn’t getting many movie offers and her albums were selling poorly. Idol changed all of that, and now she’s back on the A-list. And I think she seems unprofessional and ungrateful for leaving after only two seasons. It will be worse for her too if Idol producers reveal that Jennifer decided not to come back because she wanted even more money.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Casper Smart’s Twitter.
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Jennifer Aniston allegedly, privately made fun of Angelina Jolie’s ‘Maleficent’ horns

Posted: 13 Jul 2012 04:20 AM PDT

This mini-story comes from Mike Walker's gossip column in The Enquirer, which… of course, disclaimer, etc. Walker gets some genuine scoops, but you definitely have to pick and choose what to take seriously. I tend to believe the stories about celebrities being "overheard" doing or saying something in LA or NYC, just because I could see how someone would call in a tip to a gossip columnist over something like that. Which means that I kind of believe this story. Apparently, Jennifer Aniston was having lunch with some of her girlfriends in Beverly Hills, and she started talking about the photos of Angelina Jolie in her Maleficent costume from those English cow pastures. As you can imagine, Aniston thought Angelina's Maleficent horns were particularly fitting.

Chit-chatting with a coterie of girly-pals on the Beverly Hills circuit, Jennifer Aniston triggered hysterical giggles when she gored Angelina Jolie over that scary-looking set of horns she's sporting for the horror flick 'Maleficent,' sniping: "Those horns suit her perfectly… she's always been a horny bitch!" Jen went on to call Jolie a "she-devil."

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Ha. I can see Aniston going on, "I mean, what's with the whole 'wearing costumes' thing? Why can't she just wear normal clothes? Like, I always tell wardrobe, 'You better have wedges and scarves and California fashions, no matter what my character is doing.' Some people just don't understand Acting." And don't even say "Of course Jennifer wouldn't still be gossiping about Angelina at this point." Of course she does. Publicly and privately. That's why I believe this story.

Here are some newish photos of Angelina and her horns:

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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