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- Kris Humphries Got His Rebound From Kim Kardashian Pregnant Like A Genius
- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.5.12
- Stephen Hawking Reacts To Higgs Boson Discovery: ‘Looks Like I Lost A Bet’
- R. Kelly Got A Divorce Because Of ‘The Notebook’
- Tom Cruise Is Trying To Activate Suri’s Doomsday Protocol By Phone
- Not Even Porn Stars Will Admit To Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan Now
- We Get It, Aubrey O’Day, You Put Your Butt Where It Doesn’t Belong, And Other News
| Kris Humphries Got His Rebound From Kim Kardashian Pregnant Like A Genius Posted: 05 Jul 2012 05:41 PM PDT        It’s no secret Kris Humphries is a gullible idiot, so it only makes sense that he’d follow a spectacularly fake and scripted marriage to Kim Kardashian (That I genuinely believe he thought was real because did I mention idiot?) with knocking up a gold-digger who’s first reaction to finding out she’s pregnant was to immediately Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.5.12 Posted: 05 Jul 2012 12:00 PM PDT        This is how awesome Photo Boy is: I gave the dude the day off to be the best man at a wedding, yet he still gets up early and surprises me with a The Crap We Missed so there’d still be one today even though I’m flying solo. But then I noticed there’s not a Read More ... |
| Stephen Hawking Reacts To Higgs Boson Discovery: ‘Looks Like I Lost A Bet’ Posted: 05 Jul 2012 10:57 AM PDT  Seen here pimping himself out to Big Bang Theory because dollar bills don’t grow on trees, Stephen Hawking has reacted to the recent discovery of a Higgs Boson (Don’t say God particle.) by humorously revealing it cost him a bet. Via Mashable: “The great advances in physics came from experiments that gave results we didn't Read More ... |
| R. Kelly Got A Divorce Because Of ‘The Notebook’ Posted: 05 Jul 2012 09:53 AM PDT  “And so at the end of the movie, motherfucker from Drive’s all old and shit, right? And his wife… *wipes tear* excuse me, y’all… his wife she got amnesia and don’t even recognize him. And that’s when I thought to myself, wait a minute, how is it I drop motherfuckin’ roses out of a helicopter, Read More ... |
| Tom Cruise Is Trying To Activate Suri’s Doomsday Protocol By Phone Posted: 05 Jul 2012 07:55 AM PDT        “Ohmygod, what’s this noise coming out of my mouth? Is that normal?” “It’s laughter, Katie.” “And people do this?” “All the time” “…. Do they sometimes throw up microchips?” “Whoa!” And now for another exciting installment in How Far Will Tom Cruise Go To Make Sure Katie Holmes Doesn’t Escape With The Star Child of Read More ... |
| Not Even Porn Stars Will Admit To Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan Now Posted: 05 Jul 2012 07:11 AM PDT        First, let me point out the lead photo is an Instagram of Lindsay Lohan going back to being a ginger after dyeing her hair for Liz & Dick which somehow, despite the fact it starred her, actually wrapped and without the set being reduced to a smoldering crater in the ground that smells of tobacco Read More ... |
| We Get It, Aubrey O’Day, You Put Your Butt Where It Doesn’t Belong, And Other News Posted: 05 Jul 2012 07:00 AM PDT        - Katie Holmes is saying words Tom Cruise didn’t program into her back console now. - The UFC Girls Return to theCHIVE Offices - Claire Danes saw Alexander Skarsgard walking down the street. - 13 Ways Scientologists Have Impacted The Lives Of Yelp Reviewers - Magic Mike is Matthew McConaughey‘s Read More ... |
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