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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.30.12
- Olivia Munn Pulls Her Eyelashes Out Because She’s A Crazy Person
- Pippa Who?
- Octomom Thinks You’ll Buy Her A House Now
- Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Six Months
- Kat Dennings Is Your New Christina Hendricks And Other News
- BREAKING: Rihanna Hosed Off Her Butt In A Bikini
- Dane Cook Apologizes For Aurora Shooting Joke
- Katy Perry’s Going For Robert Pattinson Already
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.30.12 Posted: 30 Jul 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to another massive Monday The Crap We Missed that I’m just gonna jump right into with Michelle Obama, who’s apparently an awkwardly long hugger, Derek Hough butching it up for charity, Jeff Goldblum being just as surprised as all of us that those stupid hats may actually have something to do with jazz performance, Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn Pulls Her Eyelashes Out Because She’s A Crazy Person Posted: 30 Jul 2012 12:15 PM PDT        In an interview with New York Daily News, Olivia Munn reveals she suffers from an anxiety disorder that causes her to pluck her own eyelashes out which is, somehow, big Internet news today presumably because Olivia Munn let a director masturbate with shrimp in front of her so that trumps boring ol’ car cunnilingus. Also, Read More ... |
| Posted: 30 Jul 2012 11:50 AM PDT        “I want to thank you for this, my love. You see, my family didn’t appease the Nazis for me to grow up and have a wife whose arse is eclipsed by that of her sister. It’s simply not done. Like having a castle with teapots who don’t talk like Angela Lansbury and have little teacup Read More ... |
| Octomom Thinks You’ll Buy Her A House Now Posted: 30 Jul 2012 10:46 AM PDT        When we last left Octomom, she was bragging about stripping and porning her way off welfare as if it’s some grand accomplishment that she’s finally feeding and clothing the 14 kids she forced science to poop out of her. Except now she’s set up a GoFundMe account begging random strangers to buy her a house Read More ... |
| Kristen Stewart & Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Six Months Posted: 30 Jul 2012 09:17 AM PDT        Kristen Stewart claimed her make-out session with Rupert Sanders was a “momentary indiscretion” because people just all of a sudden agree to meet and tongue each other’s no-no places in a parking lot without a history of seeing each other naked, but Liberty Ross‘ brother is claiming their affair went on for at least six Read More ... |
| Kat Dennings Is Your New Christina Hendricks And Other News Posted: 30 Jul 2012 09:15 AM PDT        - Women’s Olympic beach volleyball looks, um, highly competitive. Yeah, that. - Here’s Tom Cruise with his arm around a man. That’s how I’m going to present this. - Judd Apatow signed off on this Girls parody. - Real Houswives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif are separating. Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Rihanna Hosed Off Her Butt In A Bikini Posted: 30 Jul 2012 08:24 AM PDT        Sure, one of the most prominent superstars on the planet is trying to take advantage of the most highly publicized break-up of the moment, and a national tragedy was probably used for publicity, but sometimes you just want watch to Rihanna hose down her butt and vagina before pretending she has a penis. And that’s Read More ... |
| Dane Cook Apologizes For Aurora Shooting Joke Posted: 30 Jul 2012 07:59 AM PDT  In my zeal to spout off about the frustrating and continuing trend in taking comedy club bits out of context and drumming them up for controversy, I never once stopped to consider that maybe Dane Cook purposefully made a joke about The Dark Knight Rises shooting knowing that’s exactly how it would play out. Because Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Going For Robert Pattinson Already Posted: 30 Jul 2012 06:46 AM PDT        It’s barely been four days since Robert Pattinson moved out of the house he shared with Kristen Stewart, and already Katy Perry is moving in for the kill because she has giant breasts and can do whatever the hell she wants. Via Hollywood Life: "Katy has been a rock for Rob," a source close to Read More ... |
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