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- Tom Cruise invited a tabloid reporter to witness his reunion with Suri
- Madonna offers weak non-apology to Marine Le Pen, gets booed by audience
- Justin Theroux’s skinny jeans at LAX: unflattering for his disproportionate body?
- Is Scarlett Johansson “too flirty” with her married ‘Avengers’ costars?
- When Lip-Biting Gets Real: Kristen Stewart is “not blaming anyone but herself”
- Bruce Willis calls his daughters ‘spoiled & selfish’ for ignoring their mom
- Prince Harry & Duchess Kate are still incredibly flirtatious with each other, Part II
- Kim Kardashian wants Kanye’s baby via surrogate so she doesn’t ruin her figure
- Prince Jackson: “I’m really angry and hurt,” my grandmother “was lied to”
- Does Kate Hudson hold an ‘incredibly petty’ grudge against Scarlett Johansson?
Tom Cruise invited a tabloid reporter to witness his reunion with Suri Posted: 27 Jul 2012 09:08 AM PDT This week’s tabloid extravaganza has slowed a little bit (and just in time for the lip-biting scandal of the century, right?) in regard to the TomKat divorce. Mainly, Star and In Touch are both running with the story that Tom is playing the full-court press in an effort to spoil the hell out of Suri to the point where she’ll eventually request to live with him instead of Katie. It’s a blatantly unfair tactic that occurs in many divorces, but it’s particularly egregious when Daddy just happens to be an A-list action movie star and one of the richest men in the world. Of course, Katie is nowhere near living a decrepit, poverty-level lifestyle herself, but she’s definitely on a budget, you know? She can’t afford to blow around $200,000 on a two-day trip, but Tom can and will do so on a repeated basis. Anyway, the title to this post might have been slightly misleading, but Tom was indeed overly warm and welcoming to a Star reporter who went swimming with he and Suri at the Greenwich Hotel. While the reporter didn’t technically identify himself (according to the details revealed in the story), I think it was pretty obvious that Tom knew it was a member of the press, and he fully intends to play the media just like he’s accused Katie of doing. He can’t help himself from grinning at the paps like he’s the best father in the world because he took a few days away from his hectic schedule to acknowledge his daughter’s existence. Just look at how differently Tom treated the reporter and another bystander in this account from Star:
[From Star, print edition, August 8, 2012] See? Tom knew right away that the fawning bystander should be dealt with accordingly, but the “undercover” reporter had pretended not to even know who Tom is. And since everyone (for better or worse) in New York City would recognize Tom (and his lifts, which I hope he removed before entering the pool — shrinkage), anyone who acts so casually around him should automatically tip him off that it’s a member of the media trying to get some dirt. Tom may have issues with reality (as evidenced by Xenu worship), but he’s not a stupid man. I really think that Tom knew this person was a reporter, and he played it up immensely. Of course, I’m not saying that Suri doesn’t adore her father, and she obviously does. I just think this is yet another way that Tom is going to make things difficult for Katie in the long run. At this point, she needs the public’s sympathy on her side because it’s the only real advantage she has over Tom, and now he’s trying to take that away too. He’s such a tool. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News |
Madonna offers weak non-apology to Marine Le Pen, gets booed by audience Posted: 27 Jul 2012 08:14 AM PDT Madonna didn't actually say the words "French politician Marine Le Pen is a Nazi" but she did say it with her visuals during her MDNA tour. During Madonna's show, she does a "video morph" thing of various international politicians and leaders, and when Marine Le Pen's photo comes up, it morphs into a swastika. Incidentally, when I was looking up my previous story on this subject, I just typed in "Madonna Nazi" thinking it would bring me to the story – it didn't. You know why? Because Madonna also defended King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson, claiming that they weren't Nazi sympathizers, when in truth, there is a lot of evidence that proves that they were. Basically, Madonna only uses Nazi imagery when it suits her purposes, and she will defend real, genuine Nazi sympathizers because they were "romantic". Anyway, these are photos from Madge's Paris show last night. The last time she was in France, she pulled the Marine Le Pen-swastika trick, and Le Pen made a lot of noise about suing (although I don't think she's actually sued yet). So Madonna tried to apologize while on stage. Except she didn't really. Just FYI, this Mail story cracked me up:
So, long story short, she didn't apologize, she yammered on and on about race and politics, and she barely "performed" for 30 minutes after charging everybody roughly $300-ish for the pleasure. CLASSIC MADGE. PS… I’m including a slightly NSFW photo at the bottom. Because I LOVE YOU. Madge Biscuit Attack!! |
Justin Theroux’s skinny jeans at LAX: unflattering for his disproportionate body? Posted: 27 Jul 2012 07:30 AM PDT These are new photos of Justin Theroux arriving at LAX, having just flown in from New York City. His lover Jennifer Aniston is still filming in North Carolina. I really, really wonder why he's not at her side. And yes, Pity Party Patrol, I KNOW that couples don't have to be joined at the hip forever and ever. I'm just saying – JustJen really are joined at the hip normally, and it feels like they haven't been together in a week, which is longer than they seem to go without seeing each other usually. Take that with the fact that Justin seemed to be living his old Heidi-Bivens life in NY and hanging out with his hipster bachelor buddies like Uncle Terry Richardson… it's weird. It's probably nothing. But I do like to analyze every little detail. It wasn't until I saw Justin Theroux in motion on Ellen DeGeneres's show that I realized what a strange body he has. Not "strange" as in "he's a freak of nature!" – more like "strange" as in "how did I never notice how small he is in general, and how he has really short legs?" You know why I never noticed? It's because his top half is decent – he has nice arms, a decent build above the waist, and a big head (literally!). But his bottom half is disproportional. And it's not being helped by his insistence on wearing these weird skinny jeans and too-tight, close-cut leather pants and whatever the BIEBER HELL he's wearing in these photos (skinny sweatpants?). I like that Justin owns his slim (disproportionate) body, but I've got to ask – isn't there a way for him to wear nice, flattering pants? He's 40 years old. He should be able to find a good pair of pants by now. Also – that's HIS Louis Vuitton bag. The Asian(?) man is his driver, I think, and that's why the dude is carrying Justin's precious LV bag. I'm also including a photo of the back of Justin's head – WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS BALD SPOT?!? Is that a hipster comb-over or did he get some plugs? |
Is Scarlett Johansson “too flirty” with her married ‘Avengers’ costars? Posted: 27 Jul 2012 06:17 AM PDT I really, really hope this post brings out some wailing Avengers fan-girls. First, let me ask you: does Scarlett Johansson seem like the kind of woman who would be overly friendly with your husband? Yes. I think she would. I'm not saying she would actually bone a married dude (Am I? I don't even know), but I do think she would be one of those women who just flirts with every dude, regardless of his single-or-married status, regardless of whether you're shooting dagger-eyes at her as she leans in and bats her eyes at your husband. Anyway, this Enquirer story definitely plays into that image that some of us have of Scarlett. According to sources, the "wives" of some of the Avengers are not happy with their husbands' close friendships with ScarJo. I guess Black Widow's special power is jiggling AND flirting.
[From The Enquirer, print edition] From what I know of Susan Downey, she really doesn't seem like the jealous type. She has RDJ's heart, and she knows it. She probably thinks it's cute that Robert flirts, but I also buy the idea that Robert knows his limits, and he would never do anything to harm his marriage, you know? As for the Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky stuff… hahahaha. I can't wait to read the comments on that one. Oh, and ScarJo better not try anything with Mark Ruffalo!! She can have Tom Hiddleston, though. I think he's single. Shhh…. Do you hear that? That was the sound of all of the Hiddlestoners screaming "NOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOO!!" |
When Lip-Biting Gets Real: Kristen Stewart is “not blaming anyone but herself” Posted: 27 Jul 2012 05:22 AM PDT The Great Twihard Meltdown of 2012, also known as "The Kristen Stewart Scandal: When Lip-Biting Gets Real" is still going on. And like the third or fourth day of any news/gossip cycle, the hard(er) news aspects of the story are falling away and it's just becoming a free-for-all of tabloid coverage and "inside sources" and various outlets going through their archives to declare "exclusive" signs that Kristen was always going to cheat on Robert Pattinson. And additional parties have begun to (allegedly) chime in too. So… let's get to it! *Charlize Theron now hates Kristen Stewart. Allegedly! Charlize is friends with Liberty Ross, and a source tells Radar, "Charlize is absolutely fuming with Kristen for having an affair with Rupert. She is very tight with Liberty, has often socialized with the family over dinner and cannot believe Kristin has done this. When they were filming Snow White and the Huntsman, Charlize felt like an older sister to Kristin, and they were always sharing advice. Charlize confided to her new pal about her adoption plans. She even asked Kristin if she wanted to be her baby Jackson's godmother – that was how close they were. But Charlize had no idea what was going on between Rupert and Kristin and now feels completely betrayed by the whole incident. It's certainly left Charlize between a rock and a hard place, because she feels great sympathy for Liberty and the kids and yet, she has a sisterly love for Kristin." *Radar also points out that two months ago (in late May), Kristen took Rupert's daughter out for ice cream during the SWATH press junket. Radar is billing this as some kind of "proof" that Kristen and Rupert were a lot closer than previously thought, especially with a source claiming, "During the press junkets for Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen was already close to Rupert's kids. She treated his eldest daughter to ice cream in Los Angeles when there was a break in her press interviews back in the latter end of May. At that time no one suspected anything was up – there was no reason to – but looking back at it now it seems pretty suspicious. The affair could have started back then – and everyone was blindsided. Why else would you take out a married man's kid for ice cream?” Um… of course, it does seem like a cold thing to do in retrospect ("Come and have ice cream with daddy's mistress!"), but really… I think Kristen was just being nice to a kid, you know? Eh. *Rob Pattinson is "deeply depressed" and "He doesn’t know what to do. He doesn’t know if he should forgive her or not.” This according to Us Weekly's sources. Rob is also "beyond devastated. He’s so heartbroken. He’s shocked she could hurt him and humiliate him this way.” Additionally, Kristen is "very angry at herself. She’s really not blaming anyone but herself.” *Hollywood Life has a source who says: "Rob is not taking Kristen's calls and he isn't much of a texter as they don't text each other. Not only has he left the house they share but he is leaving the situation all together cold turkey to have time to himself and deal with it on his own terms. He currently wants to be as far from Kristen symbolically and physically right now while he deals with what has happened." It's believed that Rob is still in California, and that he will be staying in America for the time being. I guess he's staying with friends? *Brandi Glanville has chimed in! Brandi tweeted, "I’m not happy with this K stew BS. 2 close to home. Same story, friends with the wife and kids & f**k the husband when we think no one is looking. My last quote of the day on this subject- Home-wreckers come in pairs #ittakes2." *Hollywood Life's screaming headline: "Robert Pattinson Leaves Kristen Stewart — Who's Keeping Bear?" Bear is their dog. I hate myself for actually wanting to know who has custody of poor Bear. You know what? I'm guessing that People Magazine has an exclusive story this afternoon in which Rob Pattinson's publicist comes out and says Rob dumped Kristen. That's just my theory/bitchy-Cassandra-prediction. |
Bruce Willis calls his daughters ‘spoiled & selfish’ for ignoring their mom Posted: 27 Jul 2012 05:10 AM PDT
[From Star Magazine, print edition, August 6, 2012] There’s got to be a way for the girls to talk to their mom and set limits on how much they’re willing to be drawn into her drama. They’ve probably tried that, but let’s face it they’re all under 25 and likely have a very low tolerance for Demi. She’s partied with them, hit on their male friends, and reportedly acted like more of a “little sister” than a mom. It’s up to Demi to fix some things before she can repair her relationship with her daughters. If you believe the latest (PR-planted) reports, Demi has a hot new romance with a younger actor who could really use the publicity. Things are looking up for her and maybe she’ll be able to get her act together. If that story is a fake romance, at least she’s saving face in the media after seeing her ex so loved-up with Mila Kunis. She’s better off without the douche, but she still doesn’t seem to have realized it. Bruce is shown in Cannes on 5-16-12. He’s also shown with daughter Rumer and wife Emma on 10-11-10. He’s shown with Demi and Rumer on 3-24-11. Demi is shown with her new “boyfriend” in a recent candid, thanks to Life & Style. Credit: WENN.com |
Prince Harry & Duchess Kate are still incredibly flirtatious with each other, Part II Posted: 27 Jul 2012 04:46 AM PDT Since it went over so well the first time I mentioned it, let's do it all over again: Prince Harry and Duchess Kate seem really close these days. Especially close. Like, if you didn't know who you were looking at, wouldn't you assume that Kate and Harry were the married couple? I'm including new photos of Harry, William and Kate "waiting outside Buckingham Palace to receive the Olympic Torch as part of the final leg of the relay in London, England." Kate is wearing bright blue skinny jeans, wedges and a flirtatious smile for her brother-in-law. She also seems to be ignoring her husband completely. Obviously, Harry is definitely a more interesting conversationalist, plus he's just hot. But smile at yo' husband too, girl! I'm also including some additional Waity 'n Harry photos from earlier in the day yesterday, when the three young royals were opening up that sports complex. Once again… Harry and Kate seem so tight. Is anyone else actually concerned? Do I think that Harry and Kate are actually having some torrid affair? Not really. But I am concerned about the optics, and I think the Palace should be too. There are already stories about "William is kind of over Kate already" and now we've got "Kate and Harry are always flirtatious with each other." It doesn't look good. But maybe we should just focus on the continuing rumors that Harry has a new girlfriend? A week ago exactly, we were discussing the possibility that Prince Harry might have found himself a 23-year-old, blonde, beautiful, bluebood girlfriend/hook-up. Her name is Cressida Bonas, and her mother is some kind of famous 1960s "It Girl" who got married and divorced a bunch of times and she had a bunch of (now adult) kids. Cressida has a half-sister, Isabella Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe, who briefly dated Prince William. It was believed that William was really, really into Isabella and she shot him down. Isabella is beautiful too – and Cressida looks a lot like her sister. Anyway, In Touch had a recap of what we already knew:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] E! News also has some royal sources who claim,“They are definitely dating, but it is not serious. They have known each other a while, but only recently has it turned into more than friendship. They are not exclusive though, just having fun. They met through [Princess] Eugenie, who is friends with Cressida… Cressida is really smart, very naturally pretty and just a really cool girl to hang out with. It’s hard for Harry to date as there are so many opportunities out there, but Cressida is someone he knows he can trust as she is already in his circle. She’s already passed the test of being discreet.” So discreet that her friends are speaking to E! News. Allegedly. Oh, well. I'm guessing Cressida will last for a month or two (maybe) and then Harry will be back with Chelsea Davy. Why can't Harry get it together and find a nice girl? Maybe he already has… judging from these photos with his sister-in-law. |
Kim Kardashian wants Kanye’s baby via surrogate so she doesn’t ruin her figure Posted: 27 Jul 2012 04:45 AM PDT I keep saying that I'm waiting for/expecting Kim Kardashian to get pregnant with Kanye West's baby. It just feels… right, doesn't it? Like it's the next logical step in the famewhore game: get pregnant and reap the rewards, let the pregnancy publicity blitz wash over you like a steady stream of… nevermind. Well, I forgot one thing: Kim Kardashian might be too much of a narcissist to get pregnant. And before you hit "publish" on your "I can't believe you're calling surrogacy narcissistic, you f^@" hissy fits, let me explain: The Enquirer claims Kim doesn't want to have Kanye's baby because she doesn't want to ruin her figure. I have no problem with surrogacy in general or specifically to help couples with fertility problems. But going the surrogacy route JUST because you don't want to ruin your figure? I'm sorry. Narcissistic. Of course, I don’t want to have a baby because I think I’d be a terrible mother and I want to projectile vom when I think about childbirth. So maybe I should just keep my mouth shut?
[From The National Enquirer, print and online editions] I can understand how Kim looks at what Khloe's going through and thinks "Dear God, I wouldn't be able to handle that." But Kim doesn't even know if she can conceive! It's not like she's trying – that we know of. She could be as fertile as Kourtney. And yes, I know this is the Enquirer, etc, etc, and maybe it's not true. But doesn't it sound so… Kardashian? It sounds Kardashian to me. I kind of think Kim doesn't want to admit that she's kind of ambivalent about pregnancy and babies too. |
Prince Jackson: “I’m really angry and hurt,” my grandmother “was lied to” Posted: 27 Jul 2012 04:40 AM PDT
Now we’re hearing from Michael’s oldest child, Prince, 15. Prince backs up his sister Paris’ version of events, and even tweeted a screenshot of a text message conversation with three of his aunts to prove that he and his siblings were blocked from contacting his grandmother. Here’s what he wrote on Twitter, and I was impressed by how well written it was:
[From Prince Jackson's Twitter] There was a story that Prince’s Twitter account was “hacked” to post this message, but Paris claimed on Twitter that this tweet from Prince is genuine, and that the message claiming he was hacked was actually someone with unauthorized access trying to discredit him. She wrote: “the thing my brother tweeted last night was the last true thing he tweeted.. he was hacked saying what we tweeted was false..” These poor kids. There’s of course a lot of other news in this case, and I’ll briefly include it here. A staff member for the Miraval resort where Katherine Jackson was staying last week has issued a statement claiming that she had full access to a working phone at all times. It looked to me like they comped part of her stay in exchange for the free publicity. (Their PR person was with them during Katherine’s statement and Katherine mentioned their name several times.) They probably realized that the circumstances made them look complicit in cutting Katherine off from the outside world. Katherine is said to have had an “emotional reunion” with the kids with the youngest child, Blanket, 10, “especially traumatized by Katherine leaving because he is extremely close to her and was absolutely lost without her.” She’s since met with her lawyer about working to have her guardianship of the children reinstated after it was temporarily awarded to their cousin, TJ, in her absence. Katherine’s lawyer also denied reports that she suffered a stroke. So what’s next for this incredibly dysfunctional family? How is Katherine going to serve as an effective guardian for the children when she seems to be so easily controlled by the faction of Jacksons working to take over Michael’s estate? Will safeguards be put in place to ensure that the kids aren’t separated from her again? It sounds like they’re trying to make sure that happens, but this lady is 82. She’s not going to be able to watch those kids forever. Hopefully she’ll be able to care for them until Prince is 18 and can legally stand on his own. We’ve seen that those kids definitely have the wherewithal to stand up to their greedy aunts and uncles. After I wrote this story, the news broke that La Toya, the one sibling of Michael Jackson’s who had yet to take sides, has told TMZ off the record that she wants her family to work out their issues in private and not through the press. Who would have thought that La Toya would be the sane one? |
Does Kate Hudson hold an ‘incredibly petty’ grudge against Scarlett Johansson? Posted: 27 Jul 2012 04:27 AM PDT Over the past decade or so, Kate Hudson’s acting career has progressed from promising, Oscar-nominated darling to a chick who starred in far too many terrible romcoms. Her last movie, A Little Bit of Heaven (which honestly should have been named Hot Lovin’ & Colonoscopies) even went went straight to video-on-demand. According to a story in this week’s issue of Star, Kate hasn’t been blaming her career downfall on poor film choices. Instead, she’s focusing her ill will on “longtime frenemy” Scarlett Johansson, and Kate is allegedly furious that Scarlett has suddenly made it so big as a result of her Black Widow role in both Iron Man 2 and The Avengers. Here’s the story:
[From Star, print edition, August 8, 2012] Honestly, I think the biggest surprise in this story is that Scarlett will be pulling down $20 million for an Avengers sequel. That figure can’t be accurate, but I’m sure she received a substantial raise from the first movie. Actually, scratch that — Movieline has confirmed the salary rumor, but I still think it’s an overstatement. Here’s the thing though: Scarlett has played her cards quite well with Black Widow, and she reportedly got her foothold with this character by accepting a lowball salary to play the role in Iron Man 2. It was a risk that paid off in spades (plus, she was great in The Avengers), and there’s no way in hell that Kate Hudson could ever pull off that kind of career move. In any event, it’s not like Scarlett really has to look over her shoulder or anything because Kate’s not going to be catching up with her anytime soon. Photos courtesy of WENN |
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