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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.9.12
- Scarlett Johansson In A Bikini Has A New Boyfriend
- Justin Bieber Drove Over 100 MPH, Putting Other Drivers At Risk Because The Paparazzi Did It First
- And Now A Moment For Susan Sarandon’s Breasts
- UPDATE: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Are BFFs Now
- Michael Fassbender Is Assassin’s Creed.. Person
- It’s Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini
- Ron Perlman Is A Badass
- Alessandra Ambrosio’s Body Gave Birth To A Baby Two Months Ago And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.9.12 Posted: 09 Jul 2012 02:00 PM PDT        “Even Shia LaBeouf didn’t shit on our craft like this.” – Banksy Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your weekend’s bounty of celebrity tomfoolery not worthy of Fish’s words. I’m not going to lie, today there’s a whole bunch of butt shots in here, for the candid behind is my prey, upon which I Read More ... |
| Scarlett Johansson In A Bikini Has A New Boyfriend Posted: 09 Jul 2012 12:30 PM PDT        “Wait, why did you just smile like that and give a thumbs up- Aw, goddammit.” Here’s Scarlett Johansson in Italy today where you’ll notice she’s with a different boyfriend than the one she was with in all those cellulite pics. Not that I’m suggesting the two are related. The cellulite, and him leaving her. Furthest Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Drove Over 100 MPH, Putting Other Drivers At Risk Because The Paparazzi Did It First Posted: 09 Jul 2012 11:52 AM PDT        Justin Bieber continued his metamorphosis into a selfish Hollywood shit-weasel who can’t take responsibility for his own actions by doing over 100 mph on Highway 101, causing 10 other drivers on the road to call 911, because – wait for it – the paparazzi was chasing him. TMZ reports: Justin Bieber has filed a harassment Read More ... |
| And Now A Moment For Susan Sarandon’s Breasts Posted: 09 Jul 2012 10:56 AM PDT        Fun Fact: Judah Friedlander got to have sex with these. Judah. Friedlander. So provided you still want them after that, here’s the good news: You have a chance. Shit, we all do, so let’s agree not to be dicks to each other when it’s our turn. Susan Sarandon isn’t worth losing a friendship over. Unless Read More ... |
| UPDATE: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Are BFFs Now Posted: 09 Jul 2012 09:45 AM PDT        For the past 72 hours, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been locked in divorce settlement talks, and you can tell things are going well for Tom because the two just released a cordial joint statement instead of Katie running down the street screaming, “He fucks dudes! He fucks dudes and puts pills in my Read More ... |
| Michael Fassbender Is Assassin’s Creed.. Person Posted: 09 Jul 2012 08:54 AM PDT        Despite being an undersexed recluse who geeks out over seeing Spider-Man finally played by a rail-thin waif boy, I’ve surprisingly never played any of the Assassin’s Creed games. So based on Ubisoft casting Michael Fassbender for the upcoming movie, I’ll just go ahead and assume it’s about an Irish dude who harpoons people to death Read More ... |
| It’s Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini Posted: 09 Jul 2012 08:06 AM PDT        *moves lever from Classy back to Smut position* Here’s Hayden Panettiere spending last week with Scotty McKnight in Mexico, and remember when I used to be freakishly obsessed with her but then she stopped wearing a cheerleader outfit on Heroes and turned 18? Those events were entirely coincidental. (My official stance is giant fucking. She Read More ... |
| Posted: 09 Jul 2012 07:09 AM PDT  Hollywood is 99.9% full of selfish little pricks with their heads so far up their asses they can’t even tell when they’re running over babies, so every once in a while it’s nice to post about a celebrity who isn’t a thunder-douche. Here’s Ron Perlman helping out the Make-A-Wish foundation in full, film-ready makeup as Read More ... |
| Alessandra Ambrosio’s Body Gave Birth To A Baby Two Months Ago And Other News Posted: 09 Jul 2012 06:38 AM PDT        - Kris Jenner just got a new addition to her porn stable and announced it on the site of the daughter who didn’t even birth it. Classy. - Top Tapiture Photos of The Week - Emma Stone and what’s his face went on that crazy ass Spanish TV show. - Barney Read More ... |
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