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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.19.12
- Just Kidding, Mitt Romney’s Batman Now
- Tom Cruise Sped Through New York To Get Suri To A Helicopter? Oh… Oh, Shit
- Michael Lohan Hopes His New Bastard Turns Out Just Like Lindsay. Me Too.
- Jessica Simpson’s Only Losing A Pound A Week Now
- Fred Willard Arrested For Pulling A Pee-Wee
- Here’s Marion Cotillard Because We’re Fancy This Morning And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.19.12 Posted: 19 Jul 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Thrusday’s The Crap We Missed, or as I’m renaming it for the day, The Hipster Douche Edition. We’ve got Johnny Depp who apparently won’t fly without his lucky feather cap, as well as Waris Ahluwalia (Rep. Bachmann, ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?!) who has spent entirely too much time on Wes Anderson’s sets Read More ... |
| Just Kidding, Mitt Romney’s Batman Now Posted: 19 Jul 2012 11:48 AM PDT  “Did you make the suit out of aborted fetuses like I asked? Good, good.” Yesterday, the Internet pissed itself silly after Rush Limbaugh couldn’t resist the immediately ridiculous theory that The Dark Knight Rises is a liberal conspiracy to make movie-goers associate Mitt Romney with the villain Bane so they’ll vote for Obama. Turns out Read More ... |
| Tom Cruise Sped Through New York To Get Suri To A Helicopter? Oh… Oh, Shit Posted: 19 Jul 2012 10:51 AM PDT        “They told me I have to thank you in advance for lifting the chopper in the air with your mind or I don’t get paid.” Tom Cruise was apparently involved in a high-speed chase through Manhattan while taking Suri to his private helicopter yesterday, yet everyone seems to be remarkably calm about Katie Holmes never Read More ... |
| Michael Lohan Hopes His New Bastard Turns Out Just Like Lindsay. Me Too. Posted: 19 Jul 2012 09:40 AM PDT        It’s always a good rule of thumb to never make a big announcement about being pregnant during the first trimester because if anything really bad’s going to go wrong, it’s then. However, this approach doesn’t allow you to call Harvey Levin while Kate Major is still wiping the pee off her snooch and scream, “BABY! Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson’s Only Losing A Pound A Week Now Posted: 19 Jul 2012 08:41 AM PDT        Back in January, Jessica Simpson claimed she’s going to look like Jessica Alba after giving birth which Weight Watchers thought it’d be a great idea to bet $3 million on. It’s now been three months since Jessica’s given birth and reality finally stopped by, presumably with donuts, because welcome to the PR blitzkrieg to make Read More ... |
| Fred Willard Arrested For Pulling A Pee-Wee Posted: 19 Jul 2012 07:11 AM PDT  “They’re up, they’re up!” Wall-E star Fred Willard (What? Everyone else is choosing random movies.) was arrested in Hollywood last night for allegedly masturbating in an adult movie theater because apparently they still have those, and even weirder, people still expect you to do something besides not touch yourself there. Beats me. (Last pun, promise.) Read More ... |
| Here’s Marion Cotillard Because We’re Fancy This Morning And Other News Posted: 19 Jul 2012 06:29 AM PDT        - Adam Carolla thinks America started going downhill when the feminist movement made dudes start cooking dinner instead of their wives once a week. Makes sense. - And following my patented formula, here’s a bunch of hot chicks pulling at their clothes. - Suri Cruise is apparently a little monster because Scientology doesn’t Read More ... |
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