Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

E.L. James Is A $50 Million Erotica Empress!!

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 12:50 PM PDT

Holy ballgagz!

We knew Fifty Shades Of Grey author E.L. James was rolling in sexy $$$, but who would EVER fathom the fantastical sexual appetites of the average woman is worth 50 million smacked asses smackeroos??!!

So here is the business breakdown of the Twilight inspired erotica fan-fiction BEAST that is the Fifty Shades trilogy:

On July 2, the combined US sales of Fifty Shades paperbacks and ebooks hit around 19 million units. Tack on another 12 million sold internationally, and you have yourselves 31 million ladies uniting in self-pleasure all across the globe!

Let's say E.L. James is getting the standard paperback royalty rate at 7%, with ebooks at 25% - that's AT LEAST $35 million, plus $5 million for movie rights, PLUS international royalties...

Well... a conservative estimate would place Ms. James in the $50 Million club EASILY.

And all the above in 6 months? Snowqueens Icedragon is set for life!!

Britney Spears 'Storms Off' X Factor Set Post-Tribute!

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 12:40 PM PDT

Poor Britney! When she's not dealing with literal storms, she's facing other kinds.

According to eyewitnesses, Britney Spears high-tailed it off the Greensboro X Factor set after a contestant gave a riveting tribute audition with her classic You Drive Me Crazy.

The North Carolina man was partially dressed in drag: hair in a bun, kitty-cat glasses, a bejeweled denim jacket, and some boots. Another accessory for his performance? TEARS!

He told the judges that not only was he recently put on welfare, he almost missed this chance of a lifetime because he doesn't even have enough money for a phone bill!

But sob-story or not, Britney walked off the set after watching his Crazy stylings (with Demi Lovato and LA Reid in tow).

Simon Cowell stayed behind and told the contestant, "I don't think she understood your tribute."

But clearly she had a change of heart. Because upon the princess' return, she told the contestant:

"I really respect the tribute. It was really nice."

See! Look how well she turns things around!

And who knows... maybe she just really had to go to the restroom or something. ....ha!

[Image via WENN.]

EXCLUSIVE! Chad Michael Murray Is Coming To Comic Con!

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 12:20 PM PDT

Geeks rejoice!

The gorgeous Chad Michael Murray is making his very first appearance at San Diego's Comic Con THIS WEEK!

Mr. Murray will be doing signings of his graphic novel, Everlast, at the Archaia booth (#2635) on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 1-4PM.

The actor author's book is about the fictional character Derek Everlast, and his adventures as he tries to save the world before the end of days.

We have EXCLUSIVE pics of the cover and samples of the Chadster's work (below)!

Mmmmm... his imagination makes him even seksier!

We suggest ANYONE at Comic-Con with an interest in men (or dating someone with one) stop by CMM's booth!

[image via Alyssa Beinhaker]

Jennifer Lopez Wetly Wails Until It Beats No More!

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 12:10 PM PDT

Girrrl, be careful of all that water getting up inside your microphone!

Jennifer Lopez has recently shaken her delectable derriere all OVER South America during her Dance Again tour, but NO performance was quite as THUNDEROUS as her last stop in Brazil!

The luscious Latina had to contend with a DELUGE, but still managed to murder the power-anthem Until It Beats No More.

Get drenched with J. Lo (above)!

Seriously, though... is all that electrical equipment waterproof?! THIS VISUAL IS NONSENSICAL TO US!! How are her lips not getting constantly zippy-zapped?!

WE MUST SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!!

X Factor Auditions Suspended Indefinitely??

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 12:00 PM PDT

IT'S OVER!!!

Apparently the man upstairs is NOT an X Factor fan!

He made his message clear by striking the show's on-set production truck with a bolt of lightening during a taping in Greensboro, North Carolina, earlier today.

The blot of electricity knocked out power to Greensboro Coliseum Complex, where Britney, Demi, L.A. and Simon viewing auditions.

That means the mics, the lights and all the cameras are shut down!

Our source tells us the lady judges are currently hiding in their dressing rooms "freaked out because of the thunder." SADFACE!!

Word is, the auditions have been suspend indefinitely.

As of now, the crew is waiting it out -- but if the storm doesn't let up, Greensboro singers may not get their shot to sing for the judges!

Justin And Selena Prove Their Love In Japan!

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 11:50 AM PDT

And all is right with the world!

Boy, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber must've been SO over those recent break-up rumors!

The Biebs arrived in Tokyo, Japan yesterday to do some promo for his chart-topping album and you best Believe Selenita was there, right by his side!

Check out the SUPER cute pic that Selena posted on her Facebook of the Jelena love (above)!

Too adorbz for words!

It definitely looks like the two fit some sightseeing in while in the country...we hope they've been having fun!

[Image via Facebook.]

Miley Cyrus Sings Happy Birthday To Drag Queen's TITTAYS!

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 11:40 AM PDT

And just like any artist would, she took some creative liberties with the lyrics!

Yesterday, famous Hollywood drag queen Vicky Vox celebrated her birthday IN STYLE at Beacher's Madhouse at the Hotel Roosevelt, and in honor of the occasion, she was joined on stage by none other than Miley Cyrus, who treated her - and her TITTAYS - with the gift of song!

Ch-ch-check out this absolutely STUNNING rendition of Happy Birthday from our gurl (above)!

Okay, we don't know what's stranger -

That this happened to begin with or that somehow Big Bird and the Cookie Monster are involved?!

LOLz!

Does anyone have an explanation for that?

Oh well! Happy happy to you - and your big ole' tittays - Vicky!

Snooki, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert… All Will Be Taken Away At Midnight!

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 11:20 AM PDT

Welp! This is it, guys! It's 2012... and the world really is ending!

Viacom wants a 30% fee increase from DirecTV, but DirecTV says that's more than a billion dollars they don't wanna slap on their customers' bills.

Since they can't reach an agreement, channels like MTV, VH1, Comedy Central, BET, and Nickelodeon will (most likely) be yanked from DirecTV customers at midnight... TONIGHT!

DirecTV addresses the looming death of fun in its customers' households on their website:

"Unfortunately, Viacom sent a letter to our executives forcing us to take the channels away in order to gain leverage against us in negotiations, but we hope they wouldn't do that to their DirecTV viewers."

Meanwhile, Viacom simultaneously laments:

"DirecTV has rejected all of our proposals to renew our agreement."

Booo!!!!

Over a billion dollar increase is a bit much, no?

Wonder what the advertisers are gonna say when they realize their message isn't being sent to half their audience!

[Image via WENN.]

Scary Movie 5 Just Got A Whole Lot Scarier! Lindsay Lohan In Talks To Join Cast!

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 11:10 AM PDT

Lindsay Lohan's antics are usually the subject of parody, but now, she's apparently trying to partake in the spoofing fun herself!

That's right, fresh off the heels of her tumultuous gig in the Elizabeth Taylor bio-pic, Liz & Dick, the troubled actress has reportedly signed on to appear opposite Ashley Tisdale in Scary Movie 5!

According to sources close to production, the franchise's original star Anna Faris isn't expected to return for the next go, once again directed by David Zucker, who also helmed parts 3 and 4, and so LiLo has met with Dimension head Bob Weinstein to discuss filling the void!

Inneresting, indeed!

We're certainly curious to see if a major studio will be willing to insure her, especially after the drama that she caused for Lifetime!

But hey! Charlie Sheen made it through two of these relatively unscathed, so maybe she will, too!

Frankly, it doesn't really matter to us who's in it...so long as our beloved series favorite Regina Hall is back as BRENDA!

Gurlfriend MAKES these movies! Ha!

What do U think?? Are U excited for the possibility of a VERY Scary Movie with Lindsay Lohan?

[Image via WENN.]

Kris Humphries Has "The Dirt" On Kim Ready For Trial

Posted: 10 Jul 2012 10:50 AM PDT

So desperate!

Instead of settling, Kris Humphries is insisting on taking Kim Kardashian to court.

Obvi, Kris wouldn't be doing this unless he has some relationship bombshells ready to drop to get the judge on his side, right?

So, what does the NBA player have up his big and tall sleeve? According to a source close to the ex-Mr. Kardashian:

"Kris plans on testifying at the upcoming divorce trial that Kim would often tell him to get out of the shot when photographers would descend upon them."

Um... okay?

Did she violently push him aside, or demand he enter through the back door so she could enter alone?

The source claims:

"Kim would complain that because of Kris' height, he was blocking the photographers clear shot of her. Kim would get very upset if he didn't move quickly enough. The reason for doing this -- so that the press could get an unobstructed view of Kim's outfit. Kim would pore over what the press was writing about her, and she would become upset if her picture didn't look good."

Wow. That's... well, that's not really grounds for divorce.

Being in the media is HER JOB!! If her star starts to fizzle out the whole Kardashian family would suffer.

It's an unusual occupation, but the tall guy knew what he was getting into when he married her... on TV.

If Kris is looking for sympathy, he needs some better stories!

[Image via WENN.]

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