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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.23.12
- Octomom Stripped Her Way Off Welfare, Wants You To Give Her A Medal
- BREAKING: Avril Lavigne Loves Playing With Her Friend’s Giant Breasts In A Bikini
- Lindsay Lohan Looks Okay To Drive
- Joe Paterno’s Wins Vacated From The Record Books, Statue Pulled Down
- The 2012 Teen Choice Awards And Other News
- It’s Rihanna In A Bikini, With Magic Johnson?
- There’s A Minka Kelly Sex Tape
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.23.12 Posted: 23 Jul 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, is packed full of random bikini chicks. (GOTCHA!) But in between those people whose names aren’t exactly relevant because their lady parts are in bikinis, we’ve also got Sharon Stone‘s nipples’ only weakness which apparently is a fuck-ton of money, John Cusack Read More ... |
| Octomom Stripped Her Way Off Welfare, Wants You To Give Her A Medal Posted: 23 Jul 2012 12:38 PM PDT    Before you complain about the quality of this photo, really stop and think about what you’re asking for a clearer picture of. While Octomom originally bailed on her stripping gig in Florida because the manager told people she has kids (No, really.) apparently she eventually swallowed her pride and showed up to collect the easiest Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Avril Lavigne Loves Playing With Her Friend’s Giant Breasts In A Bikini Posted: 23 Jul 2012 11:26 AM PDT        Between everything going on with The Dark Knight Rises, Joe Paterno and Minka Kelly‘s sex tape, I honestly didn’t think there was room left for any more big news to happen, yet here we are looking at Avril Lavigne repeatedly grope her friend’s giant breasts at the beach. Of course, I say giant in contrast Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Looks Okay To Drive Posted: 23 Jul 2012 10:03 AM PDT        Here’s Lindsay Lohan looking so incredibly sober while getting behind the wheel of a car outside of a bar that babies in LA wouldn’t even think of calling that baby from The Dark Knight Rises shooting and telling it to quit being a little bitch. On top of that, here she is tweeting about working Read More ... |
| Joe Paterno’s Wins Vacated From The Record Books, Statue Pulled Down Posted: 23 Jul 2012 07:28 AM PDT        “I survived the Batman shooting for this? Goddammit, dad…” After the Freeh Report hit, even the most die-hard of Joe Paterno fans remained quiet in light of damning evidence that showed he not only went along with “humanely” allowing Jerry Sandusky to walk free to protect the university but also knew of a prior 1998 Read More ... |
| The 2012 Teen Choice Awards And Other News Posted: 23 Jul 2012 07:20 AM PDT        - Tired of shootings and Joe Paterno? Breasts are here. - Are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds staging paparazzi photos? More importantly, do they want one where a crazed fan grabs her breasts and runs off? I know a guy. - Aaron Paul: The Greatest Price Is Right Contestant Ever? - Read More ... |
| It’s Rihanna In A Bikini, With Magic Johnson? Posted: 23 Jul 2012 07:15 AM PDT        Whenever I post about black celebrities, inevitably some racist shitbag will make some sort of comment about all African Americans having an STD and/or AIDS, then try to act all cute and say, “What? I’m just quoting a statistic,” when they’re called out on it. It’s more obnoxious than commenters who say, “I’m only using Read More ... |
| There’s A Minka Kelly Sex Tape Posted: 23 Jul 2012 05:56 AM PDT        Last week ended fucking horribly, so let’s start this week with a powerful and rejuvenating tale of the human spirit that will bind us all together in a cavalcade of love and unity-boners. The tale of Minka Kelly‘s sex tape. TMZ reports: The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is secured by Read More ... |
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