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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.27.12
- Rupert Sanders’ Dad Blames Kristen Stewart For Being Pretty
- Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Aren’t Even Hiding It Anymore
- Dane Cook Joked About The Colorado Shooting. Goddammit…
- Madonna Bails After 45 Minute Concert, French Call Her A ‘Slut’
- Katy Perry’s Breasts Are In A Bikini
- Antoine Dodson Says It’s Okay To Eat Chick-fil-A, That’s All I Needed To Hear
- Rihanna Getting Her Drink On In A Swimsuit And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.27.12 Posted: 27 Jul 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to The Crap We Missed where we bear witness to the epic accessories war between Jermaine Jackson and Richard Grieco that will only result in all of us losing a little dignity. We’ve also got that guy who refused to marry Jennifer Love Hewitt (still a good call, btw), and that time Dr. Sam Read More ... |
| Rupert Sanders’ Dad Blames Kristen Stewart For Being Pretty Posted: 27 Jul 2012 12:00 PM PDT    If you’re wondering why Rupert Sanders would publicly humiliate his wife and kids for a chance at Kristen Stewart‘s emo-hole, it turns out his dad’s a pretty enabling guy who will gladly defend his son being a dick even in the face of overwhelming evidence. People reports: “From what I gather nothing really happened and Read More ... |
| Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Aren’t Even Hiding It Anymore Posted: 27 Jul 2012 11:00 AM PDT        And he’s banged all the hot out of her. I knew this would happen. Earlier in the week, there were long distance pics of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher that I never got a hold of, so here’s the two of them going out to eat last night and not even caring if anyone sees Read More ... |
| Dane Cook Joked About The Colorado Shooting. Goddammit… Posted: 27 Jul 2012 10:16 AM PDT  If you thought anyone learned a thing from the Daniel Tosh and Tracy Morgan incidents, clearly you’ve underestimated the media’s reluctance to let go of these taken completely out of context comedy jokes stories. So I hope everyone’s ready to be constantly forwarded an 8,000 word Lindy West essay on how to tell a shooting Read More ... |
| Madonna Bails After 45 Minute Concert, French Call Her A ‘Slut’ Posted: 27 Jul 2012 09:07 AM PDT        Yesterday, Madonna was spotted with an “anti-aging device” which some of you pointed out is very similar to oxygen machines used in nursing homes. Which probably explains why she only performed for 45 minutes in Paris later that night causing the French to revolt and call her a slut because apparently that’s what it takes Read More ... |
| Katy Perry’s Breasts Are In A Bikini Posted: 27 Jul 2012 08:03 AM PDT        I’m not gonna lie. This is my victory lap for being allowed to eat Chick-fil-A again. These are for me. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Antoine Dodson Says It’s Okay To Eat Chick-fil-A, That’s All I Needed To Hear Posted: 27 Jul 2012 07:32 AM PDT  Thanks to this whole Chick-fil-A business, I’ve found myself gripped in an epic internal struggle to reconcile my insatiable love for delicious chicken sandwiches with defending gay rights from religious bigots who won’t think twice about lying for Jesus. (Here’s how that’s going: My car smells like waffle fries.) But then yesterday, like a dreadlocked Read More ... |
| Rihanna Getting Her Drink On In A Swimsuit And Other News Posted: 27 Jul 2012 06:29 AM PDT        - Prince Michael just blew up Janet Jackson‘s spot, and I still don’t know what the hell’s happening here. - Russian social network girls are a mixed bag. - Kristen Stewart‘s people are doing a bang-up job convincing people Rupert Sanders didn’t penetrate her. - Michael Caine: The Original Captain Morgan Read More ... |
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