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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12
- Anna Paquin’s Pregnant With Twins
- Tom Cruise Controls The Suri Now
- There’s A Plane Flying Over Penn State Threatening To Tear Down Joe Paterno’s Statue
- Demi Moore’s Daughters Want A Restraining Order Against Her, Like Ashton Kutcher Better
- Here’s Lady Gaga’s Naked Ad For Her Stupid Perfume That Doesn’t Smell Like She Promised
- Katie Holmes In Car Accident After Suri Didn’t Get A Puppy DAMIEN! CHANGE HER NAME TO DAMIEN!
- Kelly Brook’s Breasty Ride And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.17.12 Posted: 17 Jul 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s slightly smallish The Crap We Missed, but that doesn’t matter because its got a great sense of humor, right gals? Anyway, today we found out that Akon‘s penis was Gallagher this whole time, Nike is ready to reconsider Joe Paterno‘s celebrity endorsement, what a conversation about possibly losing the election is like Read More ... |
| Anna Paquin’s Pregnant With Twins Posted: 17 Jul 2012 11:56 AM PDT        “Ohmygod, Joe Manganiello’s penis just landed on my foot. MEDIC!” Us Weekly reports Anna Paquin is having twins which is incredible because she’s been pregnant for months now and this is the first anyone’s heard of it. Including Stephen Moyer who could’ve sworn they were only having one before going to Comic-Con this weekend and Read More ... |
| Tom Cruise Controls The Suri Now Posted: 17 Jul 2012 11:13 AM PDT  “So I know you’re probably thinking I went and got you that puppy, but, wow, how do I put this? Your mom’s got a lotta shit on me.” Even though Katie Holmes got basically everything she wanted in the divorce settlement, there was no way she’d get Tom Cruise to agree to completely abandon Suri Read More ... |
| There’s A Plane Flying Over Penn State Threatening To Tear Down Joe Paterno’s Statue Posted: 17 Jul 2012 10:19 AM PDT  Presumably in response to reports that Penn State will not remove Joe Paterno‘s statue despite the Freeh Report exposing his role in allowing convicted child rapist and former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to roam free to avoid bad publicity, a plane is circling over Penn State University right now with a banner that reads “Take Read More ... |
| Demi Moore’s Daughters Want A Restraining Order Against Her, Like Ashton Kutcher Better Posted: 17 Jul 2012 09:45 AM PDT        Demi Moore‘s daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Willis are apparently considering getting a restraining order against her because Demi won’t stop leaving them crazy messages about them liking Ashton Kutcher better than her because he actually shows up to their special events and doesn’t just bolt without even talking to them when no one’s slipping Read More ... |
| Here’s Lady Gaga’s Naked Ad For Her Stupid Perfume That Doesn’t Smell Like She Promised Posted: 17 Jul 2012 08:59 AM PDT  A year and a half ago, Lady GaGa promised the world a revolutionary fragrance that would smell like blood and semen giving it the signature scent of a hooker. I preordered 50 bottles of it, assuming it operated on the same principle as hunters covering themselves in deer piss. Instead, according to her Twitter, we’re Read More ... |
| Katie Holmes In Car Accident After Suri Didn’t Get A Puppy DAMIEN! CHANGE HER NAME TO DAMIEN! Posted: 17 Jul 2012 07:29 AM PDT        Here’s Katie Holmes telling Suri she can’t have a puppy. Here’s Katie Holmes’ Mercedes after a garbage truck slammed into it hours later. And here’s an article about the highest practitioners of Scientology possessing the power of telekinesis. I’m sure none of that’s related. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Kelly Brook’s Breasty Ride And Other News Posted: 17 Jul 2012 06:03 AM PDT        - A boatload of cosplay chicks at Comic-Con. - Apparently there’s a new No Doubt song out. - The 17 Most Bizarre Kate Middleton Photoshops - It’s time for Gathering of the Juggalos already? - Nina Dobrev won Comic-Con? - Jason Kidd learned a valuable lesson: “Never party with Read More ... |
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