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- Will Liberty Ross forgive her husband after his “silly flirtation” with Kristen Stewart?
- Rosie Huntington-Whitely: “My career is self-indulgent. It’s all about me”
- Natalie Portman & Benjamin Millepied hide their ginger (!!) baby at LAX
- Kat Dennings is way too top-heavy for this unflattering dress, right?
- Ali Lohan, 18, is going to live in South Korea for a while to be a “model”
- Mila Kunis doesn’t care if you know she’s with Ashton Kutcher now
- Olivia Munn suffers from Trichotillomania (compulsive eyelash-pulling)
- Jada Pinkett Smith tweets bikini photo “To my 40 and over crew!”
- Jared Padalecki shows off arms, and his son Thomas in Vancouver: adorable?
- Nicole Kidman reemerges in London in navy Azzedine Alaia: lovely or strained?
| Will Liberty Ross forgive her husband after his “silly flirtation” with Kristen Stewart? Posted: 30 Jul 2012 09:20 AM PDT
Oh, Twihard Dramz. Just the way to start a Monday… checking out what's going on with The Great Twihard Meltdown of 2012. It feels like it's been going on for weeks and weeks, but that's only because there was so much happening in those first few days. Anyway, as we discussed yesterday, Rupert Sanders' wife, Liberty Ross, has a brother and that brother went to a UK tabloid to basically say that everybody knows that Rupert and Kristen were fooling around for months and months. Considering those were direct quotes from Leopold Ross, I took the interview as "Liberty is looking to jettison her husband and start anew, and probably return to England." But not so much according to The Telegraph's gossip guy, Mandrake:
Considering that, hours after Us Weekly's photos proved to be the real deal, The Telegraph was still vociferously claiming that they were Photoshopped, I'm not sure how much stock I put in this "source." Basically, I'm choosing to believe Liberty's brother in a tabloid interview rather than an unnamed source to The Telegraph. But… stranger things have happened if Liberty actually does forgive him. What I really think is going to happen is that Rupert and Kristen are going to stick with their initial (coordinated!) strategy of claiming that this really was a "momentary indiscretion" because, you know, they only got caught once so that's all they'll cop to. Kristen's former Welcome to the Rileys director, Giovanni Agnelli, defended her honor and tried out the whole "it was just biscuit-munching, not sex" argument:
Does anyone else now think that Kristen slept with him too? Because that's what I think. And seriously, what's with this "Kristen's biscuit is only for the Sparkledong, so what she did isn't really cheating because we don't have photos of the p in the v!!!!" strategy? Because it's an awful strategy. But the strategy may be working. Here's a fan-made video of very young women telling Kristen Stewart to "stay strong". For the love of God!!!!!! And here's video of Rupert Sanders touching himself inappropriately while in a public restaurant with Kristen (and Charlize Theron). SO GROSS.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Rosie Huntington-Whitely: “My career is self-indulgent. It’s all about me” Posted: 30 Jul 2012 08:50 AM PDT
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley covers the September issue of Elle UK in a Dolce & Gabbana jumpsuit that would probably look a lot better on a spring cover. But I get it — she’s Rosie, so she’s in full bloom, right? As for the interview, well, Rosie’s got a history of saying weird things in interviews, such as all of that “mood lips” business and talk of just being a farm girl because her family raised a few chickens when she was a girl. While I don’t dislike Rosie, I think she does suffer a few delusions of grandeur in regard to acting, which have been facilitated by learning how to arch her back just right for Michael Bay in that latest Transformers movie. The last we heard about Rosie’s acting career, she was mulling over all of her countless offers and waiting for the right script. I think she really wanted to prove some indie cred, but now she’s currently filming Mad Max: Fury Road with Tom Hardy (sorry, Kaiser) and Charlize Theron. So yeah, Rosie’s totally going to be an action babe. She’s also looking towards the future with motherhood on the brain and talks about her new panty line. Panty line, get it?
[From Elle UK] Well, I give Rosie credit for acknowledging that she’s not saving the world as a model because at least she understands that entertainers aren’t of the utmost importance. I wish that more models and actors would admit that what they do really is only meant to amuse us and isn’t worthy of all the praise in the world. At the same time, I can appreciate how Gisele Bundchen hasn’t fancied herself an actress like Rosie seems to do. But I guess I can’t have everything from one person. Here’s a bit of a sneak peek at one of Rosie’s bra designs for high-street chain Marks &; Spencer. Um, it’s a bra? That’s all I have to say here.
Photos courtesy of Elle     |
| Natalie Portman & Benjamin Millepied hide their ginger (!!) baby at LAX Posted: 30 Jul 2012 08:42 AM PDT
Why is it so dead today? The Olympics? I guess so. And although I would love to analyze every little detail about the gymnastics qualifications (!!!) or the men's relay getting silver (!!!), we don't have a lot of those photos, nor do I have the necessary brainpower to really discuss anything athlete beyond, "OMG, the judges should have scored higher" or "STICK IT!!!" Thus, I'm covering these photos of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied at LAX yesterday. Benjamin, Natalie, baby Aleph and puppy Whiz made their way from NYC to LA yesterday, and it always fascinating who gets to hold what. I'm assuming Natalie is carrying her own bag (is that her carry-on?), and Natalie's puppy Whiz is totally fine with paparazzi taking his photo while he's out with his mom. Whiz totally looks like a really well-behaved puppy too. Especially when you consider the fact that he JUST got off of a long flight. My puppy would be peeing on a flight attendant.
Anyway, Benjamin got to carry their son Aleph. I like when I see a dude with one of those carrier things – and Benjamin looks pretty collected as he deals with the paparazzi trying to take his son's photos.
Which brings me to this other photo set from June, which I never got around to publishing – Natalie, Benjamin and Aleph were photographed taking a walk with Natalie's dad. The interesting thing is that you can really see Aleph's face and hair in these photos and… this baby is totally a ginger, right? Is that weird? Is it weird that Aleph looks the dream baby I imagined for Adele and Prince Harry? Is it weird that Aleph doesn't really look like either of his parents? He's a really cute baby, but I'm just saying – did Natalie secretly bone Michael Fassbender or something? There's an epidemic of ginger babies with non-ginger "parents" lately. Maybe Fassbender's to blame. Maybe Prince Harry. Maybe Carrot Top. And YES, I know about the Darren Aronofsky paternity conspiracy – but Aronofsky isn’t a ginger, you know?
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News. |
| Kat Dennings is way too top-heavy for this unflattering dress, right? Posted: 30 Jul 2012 07:23 AM PDT
These are more photos from the CBS/CW/Showtime summer event last night in LA – CB covered some of the photos a little while ago. CB and I were going through the huge photo block, commenting on all of the B and C-listers, surprised that no one really noteworthy came by, but still… we wanted to cover this stuff. At least this event wasn't the parade of fug that was the Fox event. Anyway, let's start with Kat Dennings. I like Kat. I think she's beautiful and funny and completely wasted on that dumb CBS sitcom (Two Broke Girls). I also identify with her because I'm really, really top-heavy too. If I tried to wear this dress, it would be utter chaos – so I have to give her credit for at least keeping her girls in place, I guess. Still, this isn't a good look. This is like something Christina Hendricks would do, and I don't mean that as a compliment. Kat's got an eyeliner problem too – it's worse than Duchess Kate's.
I really don't get why Jessica Lowndes is a thing. Can someone explain it to me?
Emmy Rossum isn't my favorite person, but she looks pretty good here.
I'm pretty sure Matt LeBlanc is wearing a lady's blouse. Also: GOOD GOD when did he get hot again?!? He looks really great here.
I liked Carrie-Anne Moss's look from afar, but up-close… this is not cute. Hippie sack and bad shoes.
Lisa Kudrow looks great. I believe that she's not tweaking too.
UGGGHHH. I cannot even tell you how much I am NOT looking forward to Elementary, "the American take" on the Cumberbatch-version of Sherlock. Jonny Lee Miller is playing Sherlock.. in NYC. Lucy Liu is Watson. It looks awful.
TYRA WILL ALWAYS BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION ALWAYS AND FOREVER.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet. |
| Ali Lohan, 18, is going to live in South Korea for a while to be a “model” Posted: 30 Jul 2012 04:34 AM PDT
You might remember this – Lindsay Lohan's little sister Ali ("Aliana") Lohan is a "model" now. She signed on to a modeling agency last year, around the same time she debuted a new face and a very, very slender body. Beyond the controversies about whether or not Ali had plastic surgery at the age of 16 or 17 (she did) and whether she has some kind of eating disorder (probably), there was another controversy: who is really hiring Ali Lohan to "model"? Well, Ali did get some runway work, and she appeared on the cover of Page Six Magazine and… ??? I think that was it. Ali Lohan: Model isn't really taking the world by storm, bless her heart. Her mother and her sister have Ali so mixed up, the girl would have been better off being raised by wolves, and at this point in her life, it's not like Ali is in a place where she could… I don't know, pursue an education? So, modeling it is. And Ali is going to stick with it. IN SOUTH KOREA!
On one side, I think anything that gets Ali away from The Crackhead Clan is a good thing. On the other side, Lindsay is an international call girl who might be initiating her little sister into the Asian market. Maybe it's all legit – I really hope it is. I really hope that Ali takes South Korea by storm and she books a lot of legit modeling gigs. I hope Mother Crackhead hasn't just sold her youngest daughter into some kind of international call girl ring operating out of Seoul.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet. |
| Mila Kunis doesn’t care if you know she’s with Ashton Kutcher now Posted: 30 Jul 2012 04:32 AM PDT
Here are some new-ish photos of Mila Kunis over the weekend (leaving a spin class) and photos from last week of Mila and Ashton Kutcher out together in LA. People are treating these Mila-and-Ashton photos like "OMG, proof that they ARE together!!!" Um, really? There was photo evidence that they were together months ago. And we've had photos of them out to lunch together, making out, etc over the past two months too. So why are these photos a big deal? I'm not sure. For one, Mila was Ashton's date at the wrap party for Jobs, the Steve Jobs bio-pic that Ashton just completed. I guess it's a big deal because it's an industry party, and because Ashton is usually so douchey, he wouldn't let just some random hookup come to his wrap party. Thus, Mila and Ashton are NOT just hooking up, it's LOVE. So, enough with the whole "we're just friends" nonsense, hopefully. They've been hooking up for a while now, and it's not a shamef—k situation for either of them (although in Mila's case, I think she should be ashamed). Other news… some of British and American tabloids have been claiming that Mila and Ashton are pretty much living together already, although I'm not sure about that. I'm guessing they're still in the "spending the night at each other's houses more often than not" phase. Did Ashton give Mila space in his closet? Probably not. But a source says, "They're basically living together. Like any new couple in love, they're pretty much joined at the hip. They've been sneaking around for months but there's only so long you can keep it quiet." There's also a report that Ashton shelled out $5000 for a diamond-encrusted phone case for Mila. No word on whether the phone case was a gift for something particular, or if it was just a "you're my official lady" gift. Allegedly, the case "features pink crystals and a heart, inside which Mila's initials are spelled out in red diamonds." A source claims, "He spent five thousand bucks on Mila’s case. Needless to say, she loved it." Needless to say? I can think of much cooler things to spend $5000 on. Kelso and Jackie… Kelso and Jackie… Kelso and Jackie. Was it always meant to be? Ugh. At least he opens the car door for her? I'm reaching, I know.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet. |
| Olivia Munn suffers from Trichotillomania (compulsive eyelash-pulling) Posted: 30 Jul 2012 04:30 AM PDT
I've actually been trying to lay off of Olivia Munn lately. She still annoys me, and I still think she's dreadfully unfunny, but I have to give her some credit – she has really great management. She's hustled her way from failed TV show to box office bomb to relatively successful (or at least, much discussed) TV show (The Newsroom) to a small part in a box office success (Magic Mike). So… I have to actually give her some credit for staying power, and for not falling into the "I'm going to just be known for taking off my clothes" route, and for actually… I don't know, TRYING to be a legit actress. Still unfunny, still not very talented or anything. But she's a hustler. She's also a plucker. But in the grossest, most neurotic way ever. Olivia has just admitted that she suffers from Trichotillomania – compulsive eyelash-pulling. You know who else has that? Paula Deen.
I'm a bit of a compulsive eyebrow-plucker, but I attribute that to the fact that if I leave my eyebrows unattended, they will be ALL OVER my face. It's beyond a unibrow. The eyelash thing is just… I feel bad for her. It seems like it's a neurotic self-soothing thing, right? You feel a small little release when you yank out one of your eyelashes? Ugh. That must suck!
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Jada Pinkett Smith tweets bikini photo “To my 40 and over crew!” Posted: 30 Jul 2012 04:28 AM PDT
[From People] So it’s empowering to other women to tweet bikini photos of yourself? It’s not just a narcissistic thing? Good to know. Demi Moore should have used this angle ages ago. Jada looks amazing, she just seems unoriginal, especially in HWood. Plus, if she really believes that we get better with age, why doesn’t she stop with the fillers, cheek implants or whatever she’s getting done at the dermatologist? Or why doesn’t she own up to it since the damage is already done? Don’t tell me her face is all natural. At least she doesn’t have a fake rack, I’ll give her that. She does look hot and clearly works hard for it. Now that I’m thinking of Demi, I’m reminded that she was tweeting bikini pics right before her breakup with Ashton Kutcher. Are Jada and Will about to make an announcement, or are they hanging in there?
     Photo credit: Fame and WENN.com |
| Jared Padalecki shows off arms, and his son Thomas in Vancouver: adorable? Posted: 30 Jul 2012 04:27 AM PDT
Look at me, I'm trying to win over all of you CW-watchers who love some Jared Padalecki. For the most part, I do ignore those Supernatural boys because A) I don't watch the show, B) Whenever I pay attention to those boys, they always seem to be wearing pancake makeup, and C) I can never remember their names. But these photos won me over, because they're part of our continuing series, "Buff dudes with great arms, holding tiny babies." In these photos, Jared (who just turned 30) is in Vancouver with his wife Genevieve Cortese and their son Thomas Colton Padalecki. Little Thomas (in the sunglasses!) is only four-and-a-half months old. He was born in March of this year. Jared, Genevieve and Thomas were headed to the Vancouver Food Truck festival yesterday in these photos – and little Thomas is wearing a Team USA Olympic t-shirt too. Cortese actually made a big deal about doing a natural birth with Thomas, and Jared joked that HE was the one who needed the epidural. Jared and Genevieve have been married since February 2010… kind of young for actors, right? Jared would have been… what? 27 years old when he married? Still, I haven't heard anything scandalous about him, so maybe he's just a really decent dude with a wife and son he adores. Oh, and he IS hot. I stand corrected, ladies. Jared is giving me some Chris Hemsworth vibes in these photos.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet. |
| Nicole Kidman reemerges in London in navy Azzedine Alaia: lovely or strained? Posted: 30 Jul 2012 04:27 AM PDT
Ever since The Great Escape of Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise's second wife, Nicole Kidman, has been keeping a much, much lower profile. Sources claimed that Nicole was pretty much "in hiding" for weeks after Katie Holmes filed for divorce, and Nicole purposefully did NOT issue any kind of direct statements either way, in support of Tom or in support of Katie. Of course, some sources claimed that Nicole was definitely Team Holmes, and even offering Kate some support (via phone calls). Some other sources claimed that Nicole couldn't publicly take sides against Tom, and that if she was forced to come out and say anything, she would have to support Tom – because otherwise Isabella and Connor would be sent to Sea Org or something. Anyway, Tom and Katie settled everything very quickly and thus, Nicole did not have to take sides or issue any kind of statements. She still kept her head down… until now! These are photos of Nicole over the weekend in London. She's one of the faces of Omega, and she attended an Omega event, and then saw some of the Olympic events. For the Omega event, Nicole wore this navy blue Azzedine Alaia dress and Manolo Blahnik shoes. Some sites are claiming the dress is black, but I'm pretty sure it's navy, right? Right. Alaia does a lot of narrow, close-cut dresses and gowns for tall Amazon women, so I'm kind of surprised to see this silhouette from the label, especially with the fuller skirt. It's okay on Nicole – I don't know, though. I think it's a bit cutesy for her, honestly. That skirt flounce screams "Zooey Deschanel" to me. HER LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News and OMEGA. |
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