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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.18.12
- Kristen Stewart Has Fake Boobs, THAT’S HOW SHE STOLE EDWARD!!
- So No One’s Gonna Say Anything About Madonna Using A Gun To Make People Watch Her Strip?
- Justin Bieber Was An Accident
- Rihanna In A Bikini Isn’t Politics
- Of Course ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Is A Liberal Plot To Make Mitt Romney Look Bad. Duh.
- Top O’ The Morning, Blake Lively’s Cleavage, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 7.18.12 Posted: 18 Jul 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by the best Coca-Cola ad I’ve ever seen, the worst Adidas ad I’ve ever seen, and Aubrey O’Day boldly raising her prices in this fragile economy. No need to show off, Prince Charles, you’re always a lock, - Photo Boy Click Here To Start The Read More ... |
| Kristen Stewart Has Fake Boobs, THAT’S HOW SHE STOLE EDWARD!! Posted: 18 Jul 2012 11:25 AM PDT        Kristen Stewart was at Comic-Con last week where two very surprising things happened: 1. People went, “Hey, look at her breasts.” And 2. She actually smiled and displayed human emotions that weren’t boredom and/or a smug sense of superiority. So it goes without saying she probably got new tits. Via Hollywood Life: "Her breasts have Read More ... |
| So No One’s Gonna Say Anything About Madonna Using A Gun To Make People Watch Her Strip? Posted: 18 Jul 2012 10:30 AM PDT        “Relax, I’ve shot apples from way farther away than this. Now to adjust for my cataracts…” Here’s Madonna pointing a gun at a London audience last night before taking off her clothes as everyone stood paralyzed with fear. Which in my book is the very definition of sexual assault, but of course, everyone’s going to Read More ... |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2012 09:28 AM PDT        In an interview with Australia’s 2Day FM’s Kyle and Jackie O Show, Justin Bieber makes the greatest understatement of his career that was already obvious to anyone who’s seen this kid sing, talk, wear clothing and/or exist just in general. Via HuffPost Celebrity: “She’s amazing… I was definitely an accident. It’s great my mom is Read More ... |
| Rihanna In A Bikini Isn’t Politics Posted: 18 Jul 2012 08:42 AM PDT        They won’t teach you this one in journalism school because it’s dangerous in the hands of a novice, and I will sue them for stealing my invention, but it’s always a good idea to follow a polarizing story with bikini photos to pacify the portion of your audience that hates thinking and just wants a Read More ... |
| Of Course ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Is A Liberal Plot To Make Mitt Romney Look Bad. Duh. Posted: 18 Jul 2012 07:49 AM PDT        Over the past week or so, I’ve seen rumblings in the comments about it being a suspicious coincidence that the villain in the The Dark Knight Rises Read More ... |
| Top O’ The Morning, Blake Lively’s Cleavage, And Other News Posted: 18 Jul 2012 06:49 AM PDT        - Somebody combined LEGOs and The Wire. I’m not worthy to look upon this. - Newly Single Chivettes - Casper Smart is banging Jennifer Lopez to score a clothing deal. - Amanda Bynes should love this: Justin Bieber is the new Lindsay Lohan now. - Kirsten Dunst‘s long, pale vampire Read More ... |
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