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- Christian Bale’s In Colorado Visiting Shooting Victims, Is Awesome
- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.24.12
- It’s A Day Before Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday, Why Wouldn’t Casper Smart Go See A Peep Show?
- Here’s Rihanna Shopping In A Bikini Top, PROBABLY FOR CHRIS BROWN
- Katie Holmes Gave Interview One Day Before Filing For Divorce From Tom Cruise
- Kate Gosselin Thinks People Want To Watch Her Try To Get Laid
- Sarah Palin’s Porn Double Will Be At The Republican National Convention
- Michael Jackson’s Family Keeps Kidnapping Each Other Or Something, Who The Hell Knows?
- AnnaLynne McCord’s In A Bikini And Other News
| Christian Bale’s In Colorado Visiting Shooting Victims, Is Awesome Posted: 24 Jul 2012 02:33 PM PDT        The Denver Post has confirmed Christian Bale showed up unannounced in Aurora today to visit with victims of last week’s The Dark Knight Rises shooting because fuck if he’s going to let Hellboy be the only badass superhero. Oddly enough, Warner Bros. is actually disavowing any connection with his trip like Christian Bale’s a loose Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.24.12 Posted: 24 Jul 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that makes up for its lack of random bikini butt shots with unintentional comedy. We’ve also got Mickey Rourke‘s date, who heard that if he gets kicked really hard by a horse coke flies out of his pores, followed by Jionni LaValle who needs to get his T-shirt Read More ... |
| It’s A Day Before Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday, Why Wouldn’t Casper Smart Go See A Peep Show? Posted: 24 Jul 2012 11:53 AM PDT        Jennifer Lopez drags Casper Smart around so people will think she’s so attractive, 24-year-old backup dancers in respectable shape would rather have sex with her than chicks under 30 without kids. (In reality, he does all the driving and pretends to buy her fancy gifts with his money that’s really hers.) So call it a Read More ... |
| Here’s Rihanna Shopping In A Bikini Top, PROBABLY FOR CHRIS BROWN Posted: 24 Jul 2012 10:59 AM PDT        Sorry, I just wanted to see what it’s like to write for Hollywood Life. But on a serious note, Chris Brown actually is in St. Tropez this week and staying on a yacht right next to Rihanna‘s, according to The Sun. “I always wondered what it’d be like to drown her,” he probably said. “Maybe Read More ... |
| Katie Holmes Gave Interview One Day Before Filing For Divorce From Tom Cruise Posted: 24 Jul 2012 10:05 AM PDT        Everyone’s freaking out today over Katie Holmes giving an interview with C Magazine the day before she filed for divorce from Tom Cruise even though she really doesn’t say anything revelatory outside of refusing to mention his name and chalking up having a kid with the largest movie star on the planet as “Eh.” Via Read More ... |
| Kate Gosselin Thinks People Want To Watch Her Try To Get Laid Posted: 24 Jul 2012 07:22 AM PDT        While Octomom has embraced her inevitable place in the world after sharting out 14 mouths to feed, Kate Gosselin is still deluding herself into thinking she can escape a similar fate by pitching a dating reality show where she tries to find a poor sucker who’s willing to endure a never-ending tsunami of shrill nagging Read More ... |
| Sarah Palin’s Porn Double Will Be At The Republican National Convention Posted: 24 Jul 2012 07:21 AM PDT        Sarah Palin still hasn’t been invited to the Republican National Convention, and probably won’t because she’s the kiss of death to presidential campaigns, but that doesn’t mean her fellow rich white people can’t watch her porn double Lisa Ann strip for dollar bills in accordance with the good book. Take that, Obama! Via Jezebel: Hoping Read More ... |
| Michael Jackson’s Family Keeps Kidnapping Each Other Or Something, Who The Hell Knows? Posted: 24 Jul 2012 07:20 AM PDT  Right off the bat, I blame the lesbian kid. Or whichever Jackson is looking right at his crotch-gina. Either one. So “something” is happening at Michael Jackson‘s mansion, but what exactly is anybody’s guess. His siblings are getting into fights with each other right outside the house, Katherine Jackson may or may not have been Read More ... |
| AnnaLynne McCord’s In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 24 Jul 2012 06:42 AM PDT        - Katka Kuptova probably works out. Call it a hunch. - Mariah Carey is judging American Idol now and, if I’m reading this right, making more than JLo was. - Colin Mochrie from Whose Line Is It Anyway? reenacts Star Wars with action figures. - Gwen Stefani is 42. 42. Read More ... |
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