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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.13.12
- Lindsay Lohan Had A Sleepover With Lady GaGa And Lana Del Rey. Chance Of Hair-Pulling? High.
- Kanye West Might Have Been Frank Ocean’s Lover
- Justin Bieber Gave A Woman Tinnitus, $9 Million Should Just About Cover It
- Oh, Sweet, Adrianne Curry’s At Comic-Con. I Bet She Wore Something Hot- WHAT THE
- Why Good Morning, Kelly Brook Bikini Photos, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.13.12 Posted: 13 Jul 2012 12:00 PM PDT        “No captain, she said she won’t board until we change it to S.S. Buttsex.” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Sara Jean Underwood absolutely owns Adrianne Curry at Comic-Con, Mick Jagger answers approximately how many more farewell tours The Stones are planning, and Elizabeth Berkley just remembered she forgot something. Probably left the Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Had A Sleepover With Lady GaGa And Lana Del Rey. Chance Of Hair-Pulling? High. Posted: 13 Jul 2012 10:15 AM PDT        Here’s Lindsay Lohan getting take-out last night after reportedly having a slumber party with Lady GaGa and Lana Del Rey two days earlier at Chateau Marmont. And judging by the clump of hair missing from the back of her head, all three of them got sloppy drunk and spent the entire night pulling hair while Read More ... |
| Kanye West Might Have Been Frank Ocean’s Lover Posted: 13 Jul 2012 09:11 AM PDT        R&B singer Frank Ocean came out of the closet last week in a post to his website where he talks about falling in love with a man four summers ago. A man who Starpulse reports might be Ocean’s mentor Kanye West even though absolutely nothing in his post would suggest that, so naturally I thought Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Gave A Woman Tinnitus, $9 Million Should Just About Cover It Posted: 13 Jul 2012 08:30 AM PDT        Did he do it using a dick speaker? I bet it was a dick speaker. Justin Bieber is being sued for $9.23 million by an Oregon woman who claims he recklessly created a sonic wave of tween screaming at a 2010 concert that permanently damaged her hearing. A scenario, which I’m going to be frank, Read More ... |
| Oh, Sweet, Adrianne Curry’s At Comic-Con. I Bet She Wore Something Hot- WHAT THE Posted: 13 Jul 2012 07:35 AM PDT        Last year, Adrianne Curry got kicked out of Comic-Con for dressing like Aeon Flux, right down to the futuristic butt floss because she’s awesome. Unfortunately, nerds can’t spend hundreds of dollars on resin statues of Booster Gold with their pants exploded, so she got kicked the fuck out, only to return in a less assy, Read More ... |
| Why Good Morning, Kelly Brook Bikini Photos, And Other News Posted: 13 Jul 2012 06:45 AM PDT        - Edward Cullen and Spider-Man are having some sort of tiff. - Stephen Tyler quit American Idol to do more drugs. That’s the only way to read this. - There's just something alluring about Asian women. - The Internet finally mashed together Christopher Nolan‘s Batman and Breaking Bad. - Kristen Read More ... |
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