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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.12.12
- Nike Pulls Joe Paterno’s Name Off Day Care Center. Probably A Good Idea.
- So Katie Holmes Is Changing Suri’s Name Now
- Miley Cyrus Got A Tattoo Of Jerry Sandusky’s Favorite Teddy Roosevelt Quote
- The 2012 ESPY Awards
- And There Goes Joe Paterno’s Legacy
- So Aubrey O’Day’s Just Going To Do Bikini Photos From Here On Out And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.12.12 Posted: 12 Jul 2012 12:15 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that promises not to look the other way if you tell it you saw kids getting raped in its showers. (Yep, still on that.) Anyway, I saved my favorite shot from The ESPY Awards just for my crap peoples, Stephen Dorff lines up an evening that will be Read More ... |
| Nike Pulls Joe Paterno’s Name Off Day Care Center. Probably A Good Idea. Posted: 12 Jul 2012 11:32 AM PDT  Apparently there’s a day care center named after Joe Paterno at Nike’s World Headquarters (above), or at least there was until today’s Freeh Report which confirmed what most people already suspected about Paterno’s involvement in putting Penn State‘s reputation above protecting child rape victims from Jerry Sandusky. Nike is pulling his name off the building Read More ... |
| So Katie Holmes Is Changing Suri’s Name Now Posted: 12 Jul 2012 10:45 AM PDT        Probably because her name means “Daddy has lot of friends that are boys and if you see them taking showers together, give mommy two sleepy pills instead of one” in Xenu-ese, Katie Holmes is reportedly changing Suri Cruise‘s name because let’s just assume her part of the divorce settlement reads, “Can do whatever she wants Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Got A Tattoo Of Jerry Sandusky’s Favorite Teddy Roosevelt Quote Posted: 12 Jul 2012 09:26 AM PDT        Penn State is going to consume this entire day, isn’t it? Miley Cyrus is up to her 15th tattoo now, and she’s apparently just writing whatever the fuck on her people pelt because this time around it’s a Teddy Roosevelt quote who I almost guarantee Miley thinks is the KFC guy: “So that his place Read More ... |
| Posted: 12 Jul 2012 08:33 AM PDT        And now that we’ve seen how far people will go in the name of sports, here’s Jessica Biel, Hayden Panettiere, Olivia Munn and bunch of other people with less famous tits at The 2012 ESPY Awards which reportedly featured Joe Paterno in a video tribute because, yeah, maybe some kids got raped, but a leather Read More ... |
| And There Goes Joe Paterno’s Legacy Posted: 12 Jul 2012 07:14 AM PDT  If you’ve been following the Penn State/Jerry Sandusky over the past few days, you may have noticed Joe Paterno‘s family basically losing it in the media over the Freeh Report, an investigation by former FBI director Louis Freeh into why Penn State dropped the ball on reporting Sandusky to authorities. So either Paterno’s family had Read More ... |
| So Aubrey O’Day’s Just Going To Do Bikini Photos From Here On Out And Other News Posted: 12 Jul 2012 05:51 AM PDT        - Redheads are a little slice of perfection in an otherwise imperfect world - Why Tom Cruise will be just fine because Japan has no idea he thinks he can levitate. - 11 Awkward Edits By Senate Staffers To Wikipedia - The time Ron Jeremy almost caught a serial kitten killer. Read More ... |
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