Best Week Ever |
- The Steelers Wish You A Merry Awkward Christmas Medley
- 20 Photos Of Justin Bieber With Other Celebrities
- 50 Cats In Santa Hats
- *Toilet Flush* *Waves At Childhood*
- In Case You Were Feeling Too Wealthy, Here Are Some Kids Who Are Richer Than You
- TRAILER: Hanna Is Feelgood Child Assassin Movie Of The Year
- Video: Tom Hanks + Dr. Dre Featuring Robert Loggia
- Fox News Accidentally Chyrons Author As “Holocaust Winner”
- Antoine Dodson’s “Chimney Intruder” Christmas Song
| The Steelers Wish You A Merry Awkward Christmas Medley Posted: 23 Dec 2010 09:18 AM PST It just wouldn’t be Christmastime on the internet without a barrage of awkward, intentionally campy but going beyond that and just being flat-out ridiculous Christmas tributes from a bunch of random groups of people. Today’s video: The Pittsburgh Steelers wish you a merry Christmas with a reluctant medley of carols, each sung and choreographed with true “Sister Act before Whoopi helps them” quality. Click the pic below to watch – if you make it through all 8 minutes, you’re officially a Navy Seal:
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| *Toilet Flush* *Waves At Childhood* Posted: 22 Dec 2010 01:50 PM PST
Here’s a photo we found on Flickr called “Christmas In Melmac.” *gulp* Between this photo and that Racist ALF video that surfaced yesterday, I can pretty much say without any hesitation that ALF is dead to me. |
| In Case You Were Feeling Too Wealthy, Here Are Some Kids Who Are Richer Than You Posted: 22 Dec 2010 05:40 PM PST
First, “more coddled than inbred infantas”? Does that mean that they’re hemophiliacs? I hope not. But even if they are, they have a super kewl 18th birthday to look forward to! Let me be the first to say, have fun in your treasure trove of couture, kids! Let’s see. On my 18th* birthday I think I got drunk on Natural Ice keg beer in a sticky floored dorm room basement. And it was great. I think. The only detail that remains absolutely clear was that I was not presented keys to a treasure trove of couture. I know that much is true. *I shouldn’t have started drinking until I was 21. That was wrong of me. Do as I say, not as I do. |
| TRAILER: Hanna Is Feelgood Child Assassin Movie Of The Year Posted: 22 Dec 2010 11:23 AM PST Movie trailers are a funny thing. Many times, the best, most exciting trailers produce the worst, plotless, unbearable films. That seems to be the consensus with Hanna, a movie about a feral child assassin (played by Saoirse Ronan, pronounced “the little girl from Atonement“) raised by Eric Bana, who eventually has to go her own way and kick some ass solo-style, including Cate Blanchett, recycling last year’s Hillary Clinton Halloween costume. The trailer is like “Woah! – Joey on Blossom,” but the movie might be a dragging snore. Check out the trailer and then read on for our conclusion: Conclusion: We will see anything with Eric Bana in it. Also, is his career on the downswing? Inexcusable. (via Gawker) |
| Video: Tom Hanks + Dr. Dre Featuring Robert Loggia Posted: 22 Dec 2010 10:19 AM PST Robert Loggia. He is both a screen legend and the best part of this video. Basically, a stoner kid made a very literal mash up of some Tom Hanks films and Dr. Dre’s “The Next Episode” because what the eff else was he/she going to do after eating a tray of pot brownies and fiddling around with iMovie? (Note: I do not know who the maker of this video is nor am I aware if he/she has a proclivity for marijuana. This is just a hunch, though I will say that I am known as Dr. Sarah Sherlock Holmes in many circles.) Also, if you are familiar with “The Next Episode”, and I assume that you are, language is NSFW. What’d I tell you? Loggia. Excellent. Also, Dear Maker Of This Video, I enjoyed it very much. Don’t let the fact that I think you’re a stoner and iMovie enthusiast in any way take away from the fact that you’ve done well for yourself, Internet-wise. I love both Tom Hanks and Dr. Dre. So thank you. |
| Fox News Accidentally Chyrons Author As “Holocaust Winner” Posted: 22 Dec 2010 12:04 PM PST Part of the beauty of language comes in the knowledge that there are always combinations of words that no human has ever thought to put together before. For example, in the case of this Fox News interview with author, Nobel Laureate, and Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel, Fox has chosen to describe him as a “Holocaust Winner”:
Oops! I’ll assume that was an honest mistake on “Nobel Prize Winner,” and that Fox didn’t actually believe that was a term, and that Wiesel didn’t arrive to the studio and demand “NO NO, I WON the Holocaust! You better put that under my name.” So, great job, everyone. Video of the ever-so-slightly insensitive Chyron after the jump:
(via Outside The Beltway) |
| Antoine Dodson’s “Chimney Intruder” Christmas Song Posted: 22 Dec 2010 08:57 AM PST Antoine Dodson’s internet existence continued yet another day with “Chimney Intruder”, a Christmas version of the Bed Intruder song on Lopez Tonight (?). He’s basically internet Hanukkah oil at this point, burning 8 times longer than we ever expected, but hey, more power to him. The song is neither good nor necessary, but releasing a pointless Christmas album is just a declaration that you’ve arrived as an artist: (via Dlisted) |
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