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- Rogaine wants a word with Prince William
- Jessica Simpson is a goth hobo homewrecker, apparently
- Chris Brown has another epic Twitter meltdown, this time with homophobia
- Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast wants Camille Grammer off the show
- Alexander Skarsgard wants to marry Kate Bosworth, if she stops “partying”
- John Mayer is quietly boning 21-year-old Shenae Grimes, allegedly (update)
- John Travolta went on a 3 day guys only ski & spa trip right before Christmas
- Christina Hendricks is in the running to play Wonder Woman?
- Mario Lopez pulls a Star Jones, tries for freebie engagement ring
- Did Mila Kunis & Macauley Culkin break up after six years together?
| Rogaine wants a word with Prince William Posted: 30 Dec 2010 08:56 AM PST
This story is kind of mean, but I enjoyed it anyway. Life & Style spoke to a rep for Rogaine, and apparently the company is trying to field a formal offer to Prince William. So that he won't look so bald on his wedding day. Ugh, dudes are so dumb. A balding (or totally bald) man who works his lack of hair is so much sexier than a dude who gets all touchy about it. Men and their hairlines… don't even get me started.
[From Life & Style] I knew a guy who was obsessed with his hair loss - to be fair to the guy, he had a small bald spot very, very early. Like, when he was 19 years old. William too began losing his hair very early. Does he seem concerned about it? I think he does. In some photos, he attempts some kind of royal comb-over deal, but lately his bald spot has been out and about, almost as if William is simply tired of trying to hide it. Anyway, it's kind of douche move for Rogaine, right? Poor Will. He should just shave his head - you never know, it might be a really good look for him.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Jessica Simpson is a goth hobo homewrecker, apparently Posted: 30 Dec 2010 08:19 AM PST
Don't ask me what Jessica Simpson is doing in these photos. I have no idea. I don't know why she's dressed like a goth hobo, and I have no idea what that thing is on her head, and I have no idea what she's doing in Aspen. She's apparently there with Eric Johnson. Poor dude. That's what I think when I see him, although I actually feel sorry for both of them. I feel sorry for Jessica because she thinks she's won some kind of prize with this guy, and I feel sorry for Eric because it must be embarrassing to date her. I'm not trying to be horrible, I'm really not. Jessica may be very sweet, and a very nice (and stupid) person. But she's embarrassing. Anyway, Star Magazine's cover story this week is about how Jessica is a "homewrecker". The tabloids have been trying to make this "Jessica home wrecked Eric's marriage" story happen for a while, and while I will accuse Jessica of all kinds of things, I don't really think this accusation is fair. Eric was separated from his wife when he and Jessica began dating, and he and estranged wife had some kind of quickie divorce when he and Jessica became more serious. Is it poorly timed? Yes. Is it sketchy? Sure. But Jessica thought she was starting something with a free agent, and I think she was. BUT - Star has "proof" that there's more to the story:
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Those are the basics, although Star Mag fills another two pages with the same stuff, rehashed in different ways. Jessica and Eric first met when he and his wife were fine, then Eric and Keri separated, and Eric and Jessica began seeing each other. Oh, and they make a big deal about how Jessica claimed in a recent interview that she had never met Keri, which Keri's "friends" are quick to jump on as LIE that proves everything, I guess. Maybe Keri really did think she and Eric were going to get back together, BUT they really were separated at the time. Whatever. Actually, I find the most interesting piece of news in the story is that Keri told friends that Eric was "plain out of money" towards the end of their marriage. Now THAT I'll believe. Lucky for him, he found a rich, ditzy blonde full of raging need.
Photos courtesy of Fame. |
| Chris Brown has another epic Twitter meltdown, this time with homophobia Posted: 30 Dec 2010 07:47 AM PST
Ugh. I'm so hungover I can barely concentrate on breathing, much less this Chris Brown story, which seems incredibly and unnecessarily complicated this morning. Apparently, Chris Brown totally went off on Raz-B yesterday, on Twitter. Raz-B is a member of B2K, and has publicly spoken about being a victim of molestation at the hands of his male cousin and former manager. Apparently, Raz-B started the whole thing by tweeting something about how he didn't understand dudes like Chris and Eric Benet disrespecting women like Halle Berry and Rihanna. Oh, and he also alluded to the rumor (that I’ve never heard before) that Chris has aboyfriend. And then Chris Brown responded on Twitter with a litany of homophobic abuse. You know, because Raz-B was molested by a man. Here's some of the back-and-forth that went down, NSFW language:
So basically, Chris Brown is a stupid, ignorant piece of trash who will have an epic hissy fit meltdown if somebody even mentions that he mistreated Rihanna. That's basically it, right? Also, Raz-B's brother Ricky Romance is now threatening Chris with death (or at the very least, a severe beating). Sigh… whatever.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast wants Camille Grammer off the show Posted: 30 Dec 2010 07:19 AM PST
[From Star Magazine, print edition, January 10, 2011] This is in Star Magazine of course, but I could really buy this. Even the cast members that Camille calls her “friends,” Adrienne and Taylor, are sick of her. Adrienne tried to extend an olive branch with that lunch that was shown last week but ended up exasperated that Camille couldn’t let go of the feud with Kyle. Taylor is nice to Camille’s face because she doesn’t want to rock the boat, but she’s easily influenced and probably doesn’t care. As for the fate of the series, first of all I want to know how many episodes there will be this season. (It’s to be determined, according to Wikipedia, and Bravo.tv doesn’t have a new episode listed. There won’t be a new one tonight due to the holiday, although I was pleasantly surprised it aired last week.) I could see Camille being the villain this season and then leaving for season two, similar to the way that Danielle Staub left between seasons two and three of RHONJ. Camille is really interesting and easy to talk about, but she’s not easy to watch. We’re hooked on this show, and I know that I would watch it just for Lisa and Adrienne.
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| Alexander Skarsgard wants to marry Kate Bosworth, if she stops “partying” Posted: 30 Dec 2010 07:18 AM PST
Did you realize that Alex Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth have been together for a year? I think I blocked that out of my mind. But it's kind of true - they met a year ago on the set of Straw Dogs, and rumors started floating around almost immediately that they were "together". At first I thought The Bos was just riding The Skars to kill two birds with one stone - as a way to deflect from the rumors she was riding Chris Martin (Goop's husband), and to get a little attention for herself, considering her career's in the toilet and Alex is a rising star. Anyway, their union has been drama-filled, at least according to the tabloids… which, let me just say, I think get a lot of their "insider" stories from Team Bos, if not Bosworth herself. We've already heard various engagement rumors, and how Kate had given Alex an ultimatum about their relationship, and how she might even be screwing around on him. The latest tabloid rumor is that Alex thinks The Bos is "The One" and he wants to marry her, but he's got an ultimatum of his own: Stop Partying.
[From The National Enquirer, print edition] Does anyone else think "partying" is a euphemism for "getting all coked up and calling the paparazzi"? But yes, this story could be true. Or it could be The Bos's coked-out delusion. Or Alex could truly be this dumb. Take your pick.
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| John Mayer is quietly boning 21-year-old Shenae Grimes, allegedly (update) Posted: 30 Dec 2010 06:38 AM PST
Star Magazine reports that John Mayer hasn't been content to feed his white supremacist dong a steady stream of random groupies. No, John's KKK dong demands young starlets. Like, inappropriately young. Like Taylor Swift. And now 90210's Shenae Grimes, that chick who is known for her radical weight loss as soon as she got a touch of fame. She's 21 years old, and it seems like the girl has self-esteem issues. Both of which is cat-nip for a predator like Mayer.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Ugh. There's a reason why certain men in their 30s go for these young little things - because those dudes are totally freaks with massive issues, and the younger girls are less likely to call them on their bullsh-t. Which brings me to a story. A few weeks ago, a reader (who will be referred to as "J") sent in a hilarious email about how her friend hooked up with John Mayer a while ago, and… yes, we have no idea if this is real or anywhere near the truth, but it's just too good. Just read:
[Submitted from Reader J] I mean… that's what he's like. It feels like the truth. So… my new thing is picturing Mayer's psychotic O-face on top of Jennifer Aniston as his own music plays. That image will have you giggling for days. UPDATE: …And Shenae is denying this. That’s interesting - I was expecting a Mayer denial. Maybe Shenae is smarter than I think? Shenae tweeted: “According to Star magazine John Mayer and I are in secret sexy cahoots. How wonderful for me…if wonderful meant embarrassing.” Oh, for goodness sake. She probably tipped Star off just so she could deny it.
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| John Travolta went on a 3 day guys only ski & spa trip right before Christmas Posted: 30 Dec 2010 06:22 AM PST
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 10, 2010] Here’s what I think - the Enquirer probably has it on good authority that Travolta was at Stowe for three days with three other men, that they were at the spa and were seen out dining together. That’s pretty strong circumstantial evidence, but let’s say for argument’s sake that it could have been some kind of luxury buddy trip or business getaway. Maybe they were Scientology bigwigs discussing some world takeover plan as a tax deductible excuse to get away from their wives. Still, the whole thing, especially the number of guys involved, is suspect. Three other guys suggests another couple and a spare for John. I get the urge to call Travolta gay, I really do, but all we have so far is one photo of him kissing a guy goodbye (he kissed Kirk Douglas like that too) and a bunch of hearsay. Maybe he’s really into random hookups with men, but if that’s the case I would be more surprised by the fact that there’s no solid evidence to date despite the sheer number of encounters he’s supposedly had. The truth is probably somewhere in between, like the dude is bi and somewhat discreet about it. He’s getting called out on it now though. Star reports this week that Travolta was approached by Dancing with The Stars honchos about appearing on the show, but turned them down. They quote an insider who claims “Daddy duties are his main priority right now.” This trip to Vermont would suggest otherwise.
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| Christina Hendricks is in the running to play Wonder Woman? Posted: 30 Dec 2010 06:14 AM PST
For as long as I can remember, various producers have been trying to get a full-length film of Wonder Woman off the ground. Various celebrity women would love to get their hands on it - Kate Beckinsale, Beyonce, etc. Megan Fox was thought to be a major contender, but then she bitched and moaned and talked herself out of the potential gig, declaring that Wonder Woman is a "lame superhero". Anyway, the newest casting rumor is pretty spectacular… Christina Hendricks. Wonder Woman as a busty redhead? Sign me up.
[From Third Age] I kind of love this idea. Would men? Some men really adore Christina Hendricks, some don't see the appeal. But I think women would be all over this. Christina is sassy and campy and funny and she would fill up Wonder Woman's bustier to the point of exhaustion. It could be really interesting!
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| Mario Lopez pulls a Star Jones, tries for freebie engagement ring Posted: 30 Dec 2010 05:58 AM PST
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column, January 10, 2011] How is that that “celebrities” (and I use the term loosely here) feel that they should get so much stuff for free when people who earn so much less than they do have to pay for it? That’s ridiculous that this jerk can’t even pay for a meal without trying to get it comped. I googled “Mario Lopez cheap” to see if anyone else had stories of him being a cheapskate, and all I found was this 2006 Defamer article about how Eva Longoria was out with him for drinks and complained about a $17 tab, saying “celebrities should be comped.” I guess we know why these two are such good friends. They certainly share a sense of entitlement. Oh and I’m not sure if Lopez is engaged or not yet. There were rumors after his daughter Gia was born in September that he proposed, but we didn’t hear anything more about it. Lopez told Ellen that “The jury is still out whether she wants to keep me.” Photos are from 8/11/10 and 11/19/10. Credit: WENN.com
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| Did Mila Kunis & Macauley Culkin break up after six years together? Posted: 30 Dec 2010 05:56 AM PST
Sad news, if it's true. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have called it quits after six years together. They were a really low-key couple, and they rarely walked red carpets together or anything like that, so I wonder if we'll even hear a confirmation or a denial of this report either way. And even though it's ITW, I still think this report could be true - Mila hasn't mentioned Mac once during her Black Swan interviews, and they haven't been spotted together (in candids, out and about) in a while. Could it be?
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] I hate to say it, but Mila could do so much better. It kind of reminds me of Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe - Chad knew Hilary when her biggest credit was 90210, and then suddenly she's an Oscar winner. While I don't think Mila's transformation into an A-list film actress will be that dramatic, Mac is still giving me Chad Lowe vibes. Oh well… I hope they're both doing well if they have split. Now who should Mila be with? The rumor was going around that Justin Timberlake was trying to get up on her, but that Mila put a stop to it pretty quickly. So… she's got a good head on her shoulders. Hopefully, she'll find a non-douche.
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