Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


BEST OF 2010: Lady GaGa’s Missing Penis

Posted: 29 Dec 2010 12:56 PM PST

   
5. Lady GaGa Posted: 2.17.2010 During simpler, more innocent times, there existed a rumor that Lady GaGa was born a hermaphrodite and therefore had both male and female genitalia. Cut to the 2010 Brit Awards where her stage outfit revealed almost entirely hatchet wound and not a single trace of man-wiener. None of you believed your eyes, Read More ...

BEST OF 2010: It’s Called ‘A Snooki’

Posted: 29 Dec 2010 12:26 PM PST

   
6. Snooki Posted: 1.19.2010 Snooki made her The Superficial debut on January 11, 2010. A little over a week later this post hit catapulting Snook into just shy of the Top 5 and locking me into forever torturing you with pics of her because apparently you’ll click on them like crack addicts trying to get a food Read More ...

Stephanie Seymour is in a Bikini, Too, and Other News

Posted: 29 Dec 2010 10:45 AM PST

   
- Stephanie Seymour has a special relationship with her son. Or is dating a 15-year-old. Let’s assume both. - Snooki banned from Time’s Square Ball Drop. - Shocking News! Joe Francis might be getting divorced. - Jessica Simpson makes Eric Johnson dress up like Lloyd Christmas. - George Clooney won’t marry this. Read More ...

Brett Favre Will Be Fined For Penis Photos

Posted: 29 Dec 2010 09:41 AM PST

   
While earlier reports suggested Brett Favre would not suffer any consequences for sending sextual messages – including pictures of his penis – to New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger in 2008, FOXSports.com reports Favre will, in fact, be fined by the NFL: Commissioner Roger Goodell is likely to fine, but not suspend, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Read More ...

Bar Refaeli is in a Bikini Again

Posted: 29 Dec 2010 08:35 AM PST

   
I’m not even going to put on airs here. Here’s Bar Refaeli in Cabo yesterday and I like ogling her breasts and ass. In fact, it’s one of the few things that makes my happy anymore, and I’m not going to mask it anymore with Inception jokes or talk of how I mail her stick Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood: ‘MTV Didn’t Make Me Hit Gary’

Posted: 29 Dec 2010 08:15 AM PST

   
Seen here fulfilling her family’s dream to be the first grandkid to make bail in 24 hours, Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has apparently changed her tune about MTV paying her to assault Gary Shirley, according to RadarOnline: Paperwork filed by prosecutors says that Portwood admitted her violent incidents were not staged for MTV. She made Read More ...

The Whole World Got Married

Posted: 29 Dec 2010 07:20 AM PST

   
Add Reese Witherspoon to the list of 800 celebrities who got engaged/married/pregnant over Christmas. By my count, here’s the current death toll: Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth – Engaged. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – Engaged. For real this time. Lily Allen and I Have No Fucking Clue. – Engaged. Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky – Married. Natalie Portman and Read More ...

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